Verboticism: Sexogram

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Milktoasting

Created by: dxl413

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Misfestivate

Created by: knave

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Sentence: The stops in my area tend to misfestivate a bit this time of year.

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Breetch

sleep

Created by: sleep

Pronunciation: breech

Sentence: Tom, in a breetch of holiday conduct, said, "Happy Jewish Holidays!"

Etymology: greet, botch, breach

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Smegmany

Created by: Fittefisk

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Republandism

Created by: POKETNRJSH

Pronunciation: re-pub-bland-ism

Sentence: That commercial wishing me a happy "chrismakwanzakah" was filled with republandism.

Etymology: What's more bland than a poorly-worded politically correct phrase that some republican thought up?

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Jollifixations

chadfust

Created by: chadfust

Pronunciation: Jaw-lay-fiks-a-shuns

Sentence: Jollifixations to you, o consumer wageslaves who must spend because it is that time of year!

Etymology: jollifications + fixation

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Chrimbushist

Deadpanlives

Created by: Deadpanlives

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Sentence: God she's such a chrimbushist, can't she get anything right?

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Polioff

Created by: exmugger

Pronunciation: paw-li-off

Sentence: i guess i have to forgive my overseas friends for giving such polioff christmas greetings since they dont know about our customs and belief.

Etymology: political + put-off

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Fallinasleeped

Created by: bogdan

Pronunciation: folinaslipd

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Greetulate

Created by: daveleack

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