Verboticism: Hypocrinspection

'Kids! Quit fooling around back there! It's dangerous!'

DEFINITION: To drive with one eye on the road, and two on your passengers, in order to ensure that they all follow proper safety procedures.

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Hypocrinspection

Created by: jboehnker

Pronunciation: hip' oh crin spek' shun

Sentence: Ironically enough, it was Bob's unfastened safety belt that allowed him to escape the car just before his grandfather drove it off the cliff during a bout of hypocrinspection.

Etymology: hypocrisy + inspection

Points: 575