Verboticism: Collidasafe

'Kids! Quit fooling around back there! It's dangerous!'

DEFINITION: To drive with one eye on the road, and two on your passengers, in order to ensure that they all follow proper safety procedures.

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Collidasafe

Created by: verndo

Pronunciation: koh lied a say ff

Sentence: His collidasafe driving technique drove us straight into the ditch but with our seatbelts on correctly.

Etymology: from the word "Collide" and "Safety" wherein safety is the cause of the collision.

Points: 632