Verboticism: Monopoleyeser
DEFINITION: A person who wants to monopolize all of someone's love and tries to prevent them from sharing it with others.
Monopoleyeser
Created by: bananabender
Pronunciation: mon-op-ul-IZ-a
Sentence: Myrna was such a monopoleyeser that she threatened to dispense with Polly, her beloved pet parrot, simply because Dirk (the new unsuspecting boyfriend) offered it a cracker.
Etymology: monopolize + eyes. A play on the original meaning of monopolize. She demands that he only has eyes for her!
Points: 833
Comments: Monopoleyeser
OZZIEBOB - 2008-01-07: 18:14:00
Very clever!