DEFINITION: An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response.

Optimissed

Created by: MrDave2176

Pronunciation: OPT-i-mist

Sentence: Dan the optimissed was beginning his second round of the girls at the party when Maggie finally asked him to stop.

Etymology: Optimist (one of positive outlook) and missed (whereby the point was missed)

Points: 494

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