Verboticism: Retconceal

'But that wasn't cheating! We weren't married last week!'

DEFINITION: To change the dates, times or sequence of past events, in order to put a better perspective on your current situation.

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Retconceal

Created by: Osomatic

Pronunciation: ret + con + seal

Sentence: No, the report isn't done, but I can retconceal that by telling the boss I didn't get the e-mail until today.

Etymology: retcon + conceal

Points: 911

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