Verboticism: Retrovise

'But that wasn't cheating! We weren't married last week!'

DEFINITION: To change the dates, times or sequence of past events, in order to put a better perspective on your current situation.

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Retrovise

Created by: ChristopherAndersen

Pronunciation: RET ro vize

Sentence: They decided to retrovise their daughter's birthday to AFTER the wedding.

Etymology: retro: backward, and vise: see or view

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