Verboticism: Alportion

'Come on cat, give me some food!'

DEFINITION: To share food with your pet, or vise versa.

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Alportion

Created by: jesster

Pronunciation: Al - portion

Sentence: Being invited to dinner at George's house was a dubious honor. While he was an excellent cook, he always insisted on seating his beloved poodle Fifi at the dinner table. Not only did Fifi eat at the table, George always ensured Fifi was served first and got the choicest alportion.

Etymology: Alpo (dog food) + portion (to share out)

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