Verboticism: Safepecks
DEFINITION: v. tr. To eat in a peculiar or ritualistic manner in an effort to lose weight while consuming more. n. An idiosyncratic method of eating, usually adopted for "health reasons".
Safepecks
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: safe-pex
Sentence: After failing on both the Fatkins Diet and SlimFat, Louise tried practicing Safepecks, slowly nibbling on small bits of food. Unfortunately, for her, it only meant that it took her two hours to finish off the entire pizza.
Etymology: safe sex, peck
Points: 668
Comments: Safepecks
Clayton - 2007-06-20: 05:56:00
It's important to use condiments.
galwaywegian - 2007-06-20: 06:41:00
especially if you're a dominoatrix
purpleartichokes - 2007-06-20: 06:49:00
You guys are hot and cheesy today!
Clayton - 2007-06-20: 07:08:00
Saucy, even.
petaj - 2007-06-20: 08:24:00
Pizza with condiments - sounds like sheaths on toast. The Welsh like a rarebit, and salesmen like to celibate.
purpleartichokes - 2007-06-20: 08:54:00
Louise was a Pizza Slut.
Clayton - 2007-06-20: 17:23:00
A crusty, hand-tossed Pizza Slut.