DEFINITION: n., A slow computer with insufficient memory; also, a slow-thinking husband. v., To take an extraordinarily long time to respond to a relatively simple request.

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Terminil: /tərmənil/ Despite Jason’s claim of being as smart as a computer, when Jane asks for an opinion, all she gets is buffering. Their relationship is just about terminil. Etymology: terminal (a device at which a user enters data or commands for a computer system and that displays the received output) + nil(nothing) Created by: artr.

Computiledysfunction: /com-pew-tile-dis-funk-shun/ It may happen to a lot of guys, but Kimberly refused to let ComputileDisfunction stand in her way of a satisfying online social life. "They get old and the spark just isn't there, where it counts, the memory data register." She said as she unpacked her newest computer; "This one will last about a year, I like 'em young." When asked about the prospect of using her new hardware to find a mate, the logic didn't compute: "This is why I don't have a husband. Who needs one?" Etymology: computile (bend of computer + futile) + dysfunction (not working properly.) Play on "erectile dysfunction" Created by: thegoatisbad.

Amigamigo: /am eee gam eee go/ she was unhappy with her amigamigos memory, anniversaries, birthdays always crashed. Also, there was the issue of his floppy thing. Etymology: amiga amigo Created by: galwaywegian.

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