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DEFINITION: A momentary break in the time-space continuum, which often occurs while showering, and leaves one wondering whether or not they have shampooed their hair.
Nexxusnexus
Top verboticism of the day created by mplsbohemian
Pronunciation: NEHK-suh-nehk-suhs
Sentence: It was as Alex's mind drifted off to how tonight's date might go that he found himself trapped in the Nexxusnexus, which resulted in his date dumping him because of his unshampooed hair.
Etymology: Nexxus (brand of shampoo) + Nexus (in Star Trek, a spatial anomaly within which reality appears distorted)
Created by: mplsbohemian.
Comments:
Clever like a Foxxfox. - Kyoti, 2007-08-16: 10:04:00
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Discontegrination: /dis-kuhn-teg-ruh-NAY-shun/ Marissa had just lathered and rinsed, but not repeated, when she felt as if she'd been sucked through a wormhole, which destabilized her shower routine and left her with a pronounced feeling of discontegrination. Etymology: Disconnection (as in "off the hook") + Tegrin (medicated shampoo that causes tingly sensations) + disintegration (like soap bubbles bursting under a jet of water) Created by: Kyoti.
Comments:
Sounds like she had a cosmic shower. - petaj, 2007-08-16: 03:55:00
Seems that Marissa found out that taking a shower is a lot like life: one wrong turn and you find yourself in "hot" water! - OZZIEBOB, 2007-08-16: 18:18:00
Dejampoo: /day-zharm-poo/ as i put the 2-in-1 through my hair i was struck by a feeling of dejampoo Etymology: deja vu, shampoo Created by: rikboyee.
Conditionesia: /con-dish-on-eez-ee-ya/ She had just shampooed and conditioned her hair, but forgot that she did in an extreme bout of conditionesia. Etymology: Condition (derived from 'conditioner') Esia (from 'amnesia') Created by: IneffableDawn.
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Comments:
Kyoti - 2007-08-16: 10:07:00
And never let Mom see you running through her house washwarp objects.
Metalflower - 2007-08-16: 18:07:00
I don't know this feeling at all! It has never occured to me! At least in the shower.... Because, what DOES happen often.... I run back to my car to see if it's locked. It never was unlocked, but I simply never remember locking it. ;)
OZZIEBOB - 2007-08-16: 18:25:00
Good word. It seems to me that Water Conservation officials along with their economics make no sense: no matter how much it rains, they always send me a water bill.