Verboticisms

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: kog-jam

Sentence: Bob often stayed far too long in the shower. And when he did cogjam set in and instantly he travelled, in his imagination, to Lapland and thought that he was Santa Claus. In reality his split-second cerebral sojourns, were nothing more than mental minyips, where this confused chronoclot didn't know the difference between shaving cream and shampoo.

Etymology: Cogjam: based on "logjam". Blend of "cog"(cognizance:awareness)+jam:(become stuck); Minyip:blend of "min"(imum)& "yip": hitch. Chronoclot:"chrono"& clot(blockage or fool)

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COMMENTS:

Eating a clock often causes time blockage. - Kyoti, 2007-08-16: 10:06:00

You've got to watch out for that. Got any gear to clear such a blockage? Maybe some figjam will do it. - petaj, 2007-08-17: 02:59:00

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Created by: scorpio6000

Pronunciation: [koh'-muh koh'-muh la'-voh

Sentence: My hair does not look greasy! Can I help it if there was a comacomalavo three mornings in a row?

Etymology: n. [L. "coma," lethargic state; + L. "coma," hair; + L. "lavo," wash or clense.

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Created by: Metalflower

Pronunciation:

Sentence: When Gina was having the most fun at the party, she went pale, because she simply couldn't remember, if she hed fed the fish. The mindgap cruelly set in again!

Etymology: mind, gap

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COMMENTS:

Gina mindgap was cruel: the life of a fish is ova before it begins. - OZZIEBOB, 2007-08-16: 18:35:00

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Created by: IneffableDawn

Pronunciation: con-dish-on-eez-ee-ya

Sentence: She had just shampooed and conditioned her hair, but forgot that she did in an extreme bout of conditionesia.

Etymology: Condition (derived from 'conditioner') Esia (from 'amnesia')

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Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: nir/sah/nuh

Sentence: In her small bathroom with the hot steamy shower running, time stood still, all memories lost as she had slipped into a state of nirsauna.

Etymology: nirvana + sauna Points: 23

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Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: sham-gah-poo

Sentence: She felt like she was in a halcion daze whenever she used that new shampoo. On the bottle there was a warning in very small print. It read: "Use with caution. Repeated use may cause shamgapoo. If you experience any drowsiness, memory loss or loss of motor skills please seek medical attention immediately. If you are late for work more than 3 consecutive days that is your problem. Use at your own risk."

Etymology: shampoo + gap (as in space)

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Created by: jesster

Pronunciation: sham + fyoog

Sentence: Darlene noticed that people at work were looking at her funny all morning, but it wasn't until she visited the ladies room after her third cup of coffee that she figured out why. Apparently she had suffered a shamfugue during her morning shower and forgotten to rinse. Her hair had dried into the tufty mohawk she usually sculpted in lather. The instant she looked in the mirror, her head began to itch unbearably.

Etymology: shampoo + fugue (a period during which a person suffers from loss of memory and upon recovery, remembers nothing of the amnesic phase)

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Created by: libertybelle

Pronunciation: sham-knee-shah

Sentence: Stricken with shamnesia, I had absolutely no recollection of how many times I shampooed, rinsed and repeated.

Etymology: shampoo + amnesia

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COMMENTS:

great word! - galwaywegian, 2007-08-17: 04:12:00

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Created by: mplsbohemian

Pronunciation: NEHK-suh-nehk-suhs

Sentence: It was as Alex's mind drifted off to how tonight's date might go that he found himself trapped in the Nexxusnexus, which resulted in his date dumping him because of his unshampooed hair.

Etymology: Nexxus (brand of shampoo) + Nexus (in Star Trek, a spatial anomaly within which reality appears distorted)

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COMMENTS:

Clever like a Foxxfox. - Kyoti, 2007-08-16: 10:04:00

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Created by: Kyoti

Pronunciation: dis-kuhn-teg-ruh-NAY-shun

Sentence: Marissa had just lathered and rinsed, but not repeated, when she felt as if she'd been sucked through a wormhole, which destabilized her shower routine and left her with a pronounced feeling of discontegrination.

Etymology: Disconnection (as in "off the hook") + Tegrin (medicated shampoo that causes tingly sensations) + disintegration (like soap bubbles bursting under a jet of water)

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COMMENTS:

Sounds like she had a cosmic shower. - petaj, 2007-08-16: 03:55:00

Seems that Marissa found out that taking a shower is a lot like life: one wrong turn and you find yourself in "hot" water! - OZZIEBOB, 2007-08-16: 18:18:00

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