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DEFINITION: v., To share your feelings with a customer service representative by using a perceived product deficiency to express your own sense of inadequacy and/or deep seated rage against the world. n., An irritating or annoying customer.
Cursetomer
Top verboticism of the day created by logarithm
Pronunciation: kursstəmər
Sentence:
Etymology: From 'customer' - a person or company that buys goods or services; and 'curse' or 'cuss' - to utter obscenities or profanities.
Created by: logarithm.
Comments:
Or, better still, 'cusstomer', where the 'cuss' is pronounced with extra hissing sound. - logarithm, 2008-11-17: 05:53:00
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Grobble: /graw bul/ Every time he was displeased with a purchase, Mike would grobble about his difficult life. Etymology: grob, n., a petty complaint issued by whiny lips and registered by those who don't know better. Created by: Maxine.
Tirate: /ty-rate/ Judy waited for the red-faced woman to wind up her tirate before holding up the little white score card on which she had written 8.5. For some reason, this seemed to make the customer even angrier. Etymology: tirade + rate(as in product rating) Created by: yellowbird.
Flustomer: /flus toh mer/ Working in retail, I've had many a flustomer in my face! Etymology: Fluster (angry, upset) + Customer (one who buys things from someone else) Created by: Biscotti.
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Today's definition was suggested by remistram. Thank you remistram. ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by remistram. Thank you remistram. ~ James