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DEFINITION: n. The stars, lights and birds that circle your head when you hit it REALLY hard. v. To watch the stars that circle your head after impact.
Verboticisms
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Smackstars
Created by: ctman56
Pronunciation:
Sentence: After a friend hit Bob on the head with a basketball, he saw smackstars for a few minutes.
Etymology: Comes from the words smack and stars.....duh!
Starspangledbanger
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: star-spangld-BANG-ehr
Sentence: When the stars were whirling around his head and he heard the 'music' playing after rapping his head very hard on a low overhang Verne said aloud to no one in particular, "Whoa...that was really a starspangledbanger."
Etymology: Substituted 'banger' for 'banner' of Star Spangled Banner.
Stardazing
Created by: Negatrev
Pronunciation: Star-Daze-ing
Sentence: After running head first into the low beam, Albert was left Stardazing.
Etymology: From Stargazing, to watch stars, altered with the state to be dazed.
Batterstargalactica
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: batt ur stahrrr gal ak tik aaaa
Sentence: The appearance of batterstar galactica occurred after cosmic amounts of vodka disappeared down the red hole, causing a big bang, usually involving an open cupboard door
Etymology: battlestar galactica, batter
Concussenting
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: kon kus sent ing
Sentence: Drs. Wham & Bang regularly conked each other on the noggin with a baseball bat to test their stamina and duration of head trauma. At some point the mere violence of this act, and its affect on wht was left of their brains, became an act of love for them. Their results were not scientific, even though they were the acts of concussenting aduilts.
Etymology: Concuss (to injure the brain) & Consenting (as in adults having consent to do something)
Concustellation
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: con/cus/tell/ay/shun
Sentence: Sally was a huge astrology buff and was disappointed to realize that the advent of tiny new planets in her peripheral vison was really just a concustellation, an unfortunate result of running into a tree head first.
Etymology: concussion + constellation
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COMMENTS:
heh! - galwaywegian, 2009-02-19: 05:47:00
the 2nd syllable (cuss) is what might happen after a concustellation! - silveryaspen, 2009-02-19: 12:28:00
very clever.. - mweinmann, 2009-02-20: 08:02:00
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Starspangledbanger
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: star-spangld-BANG-ehr
Sentence: When the stars were whirling around his head and he heard the 'music' playing after rapping his head very hard on a low overhang Arnold said aloud to no one in particular, "Whoa...that was really a starspangledbanger."
Etymology: Substituted 'banger' for 'banner' of Star Spangled Banner.
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COMMENTS:
love it - Jabberwocky, 2009-02-19: 10:53:00
outstanding! - silveryaspen, 2009-02-19: 12:36:00
Bang On! - Nosila, 2009-02-19: 20:57:00
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Perplexian
Created by: xxmel
Pronunciation: per-plex-ee-an
Sentence: John's eyes lingered over Judy's beautiful facial structure until she caught his stare, and bashed his head with a hard wooden bat, causing him to fall over in perplexian.
Etymology: perplex - to confuse or trouble ian - belonging or relating to
Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by metrohumanx. Thank you metrohumanx. ~ James
I must have been in a sort of time-warp chronoanomaly when this one came down the pike, because i missed it completely. Very rich trove of Verbotomisms, though! Carry on!
Today's definition was suggested by metrohumanx. Thank you metrohumanx. ~ James
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