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Verbotocracy: Weekly Standings

Top 25 Verboticisms

For week starting 2018-06-18.

1. telewitch 920

2. relaxident 863

3. accedentary 863

4. telebarketer 818

6. gotohello 755

7. grembiseech 734

8. pedestrain 713

9. dialdrone 713

10. dominearring 710

11. incapassitate 710

12. magnedent 701

13. sinsolent 701

14. hapline 698

16. telegrater 656

17. doofusury 653

18. phonewitch 644

19. agressevere 632

20. telephuriate 614

21. lineswine 614

23. voicerail 605

24. menuseless 602

26. insultwinjury 599

27. menuisance 596

28. dormident 593

29. discontention 587

30. phonejail 587

31. automaddening 587

32. idlejure 587

34. telephant 578

35. phonediva 578

36. injurtia 575

37. autobashful 575

38. oblivicurse 572

39. telrettes 572

40. viletone 566

41. brusqueteer 566

43. operaver 560

44. hackcident 557

45. ordinowie 548

46. presstress 548

47. helpwhine 548

48. recepshunist 545

49. yellephone 536

50. noperator 528

51. limboloop 521

52. obnoxyeller 521

53. digigeridoo 518

54. phongravator 515

55. uberklutz 515

57. helline 515

59. answeraging 512

60. telecrone 506

62. bellaphonna 494

63. ouchpotato 494

64. operantor 485

65. curtesty 485

66. somnolendemic 485

67. vexchange 485

68. eternadial 485

69. sedenjury 485

70. inadvertadent 482

71. automanic 482

72. vlimtar 476

74. accidumb 470

75. vexmessaging 470

76. vexmail 467

77. harmiliate 464

78. moodycall 461

79. chagrinjury 458

80. agendizzement 455

81. coughractured 446

82. menugravation 440

83. opberator 440

84. mundjury 437

85. youtilate 437

86. cellacious 434

87. injurease 428

88. callnundrum 428

89. ouchpotato 422

90. voicejail 419

92. workouch 416

93. fonethuggery 409

94. telefag 407

95. missnap 407

96. etiquit 392

97. freaccident 389

98. ziplash 386

99. ouchpotato 386

100. autohated 386

101. domaim 383

103. uncivilservant 359

105. bitchacall 310

107. injuradaily 217

108. phonetroll 167

109. annoyoanswer 143

'Please listen carefully as our menu has recently changed...'

DEFINITION: v. To call a phone "help line" and spend 45 minutes pushing buttons and screaming at dumb voice-recognition system, before being automatically disconnected. n. A push-button or voice-activated phone menu system designed to irritate those who use it.

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