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'Why were you looking at that girl?'

DEFINITION: A person who wants to monopolize all of someone's love and tries to prevent them from sharing it with others.

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Monopolover

becksadoodles

Created by: becksadoodles

Pronunciation: ma-NOP-o-luv-er

Sentence: Woman: What are you looking at, Bob? Man: Ugh! Stop being such a monopolover, Jane.

Etymology: Monopoly+Lover.

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Monopoleyeser

Created by: bananabender

Pronunciation: mon-op-ul-IZ-a

Sentence: Myrna was such a monopoleyeser that she threatened to dispense with Polly, her beloved pet parrot, simply because Dirk (the new unsuspecting boyfriend) offered it a cracker.

Etymology: monopolize + eyes. A play on the original meaning of monopolize. She demands that he only has eyes for her!

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Very clever! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-07: 18:14:00

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Concumine

Created by: bigbigjeff

Pronunciation: Con-cue-mine

Sentence: My girlfriend is a total concumine, every time i try to go to my mothers house she asks why I'm leaving her to see "that woman".

Etymology: From Concubine meaning one who sleeps with a man out of wedlock, and mine meaning possessive.

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COMMENTS:

libertybelle outstanding word! - libertybelle, 2008-01-04: 12:54:00

brilliant word - direwookiee, 2008-01-04: 17:32:00

Great word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-06: 03:21:00

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Affentionhog

libertybelle

Created by: libertybelle

Pronunciation: ah-fen-shun-hawg

Sentence: Melissa is such an affentionhog that she even gets jealous if her boyfriend calls his own sister.

Etymology: attention + affection + hog

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COMMENTS:

Affection and attention in one word! Nice blend there. - Tigger, 2008-01-05: 02:41:00

I can see myself using this one. Nice! - bluenutria, 2008-01-05: 21:31:00

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Suffocelfish

Created by: wejommon15

Pronunciation: Suh-fih-kel-fish

Sentence: Confused Male: My girl refuses to gimme any time for myself. Friend: She sure is sufficelfish.

Etymology: Suffocate and selfish

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Glominatrix

Created by: Tigger

Pronunciation: /glom-uh-ney'-triks/

Sentence: I couldn't even hug my sister without getting a scowl from Cindy, and she was such a glominatrix that she had to squeeze herself in between me and the dog, as soon as she saw me sit down on the couch next to him.

Etymology: [Or 'Glominator' - masculine form] glom - seize upon or latch onto something; 'glom onto' (slang, from Scottish, glaum "to snatch at") + dominatrix - dominating partner in a relationship, usu. feminine (Latin, dominātus & -trix/-tor)

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COMMENTS:

Yikes! KInky in more ways than one. Another good word. - silveryaspen, 2008-01-04: 12:11:00

libertybelle Brilliant! - libertybelle, 2008-01-04: 12:53:00

Another great word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-06: 03:22:00

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Barnagal

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: barn a gal

Sentence: Since she first set eyes on him, Sophie had become the barnagal to George's loveboat...one he could not scrape away.

Etymology: barnacle + gal

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Lovecorseter

Created by: Kazizzle

Pronunciation: luv/core/setter

Sentence: Pete: All I have to do is look in the general direction of a female and Paula goes into "lovecorster" mode.

Etymology: Love - an intense feeling of affection. Corset - a binding (and painful) undergarment.

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Monopudater

Created by: paintergrl1313

Pronunciation: mon-opp-yu-day-ter

Sentence: Theresa is such a monopudater, he can't even look in the direction of another girl.

Etymology: monopoly + dater

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Bunnyboilerism

Created by: Dougalistic

Pronunciation: Bun-nee-boil-er-is-mm

Sentence: "She just pushed him away and couldn't trust him at all for no reason. She was so jealous and controlling. She deffo had a bad case of bunnyboilerism."

Etymology: Clingy and possesive, unhinged overbearing psycho bitch of a girlfriend or boyfriend. (think fatal attraction)

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Comments:

legion - 2008-01-05: 16:56:00
hehe i love this word....very coool

legion - 2008-01-05: 17:11:00
LOVEHAWK WOW....coooool

legion - 2008-01-05: 17:47:00
hey trinity.....you got a word yet....hehehehehe legion

LinDDuCiite LinDDuCiite - 2008-01-06: 05:33:00
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