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'Why were you looking at that girl?'

DEFINITION: A person who wants to monopolize all of someone's love and tries to prevent them from sharing it with others.

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Affentionhog

libertybelle

Created by: libertybelle

Pronunciation: ah-fen-shun-hawg

Sentence: Melissa is such an affentionhog that she even gets jealous if her boyfriend calls his own sister.

Etymology: attention + affection + hog

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Affection and attention in one word! Nice blend there. - Tigger, 2008-01-05: 02:41:00

I can see myself using this one. Nice! - bluenutria, 2008-01-05: 21:31:00

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Lovecorseter

Created by: Kazizzle

Pronunciation: luv/core/setter

Sentence: Pete: All I have to do is look in the general direction of a female and Paula goes into "lovecorster" mode.

Etymology: Love - an intense feeling of affection. Corset - a binding (and painful) undergarment.

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Clawsunkinoid

Created by: zebrahdh

Pronunciation: Claw-sunk-in-oid

Sentence: He was unable to attend the bachelor party since his clawsunkinoid girlfriend figured there would be strippers there.

Etymology: Claws sunk in so deep that your practically a puppet.

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Stealoving

Created by: TheUrbanRabbit

Pronunciation: Steel-luv-ing

Sentence: Tanya's been stealoving Jay since they started dating last week, poor guy.

Etymology: Steal + Loving (stealin' the love!)

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Megalovemaniac

sharktrager

Created by: sharktrager

Pronunciation: ME-ga-LUV-MAY-KNEE-ac

Sentence: I always seem to end up in a relationship with a megalovemaniac. I have rope burn.

Etymology: From megalomaniac and love

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Monopudater

Created by: paintergrl1313

Pronunciation: mon-opp-yu-day-ter

Sentence: Theresa is such a monopudater, he can't even look in the direction of another girl.

Etymology: monopoly + dater

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Monopoleyeser

Created by: bananabender

Pronunciation: mon-op-ul-IZ-a

Sentence: Myrna was such a monopoleyeser that she threatened to dispense with Polly, her beloved pet parrot, simply because Dirk (the new unsuspecting boyfriend) offered it a cracker.

Etymology: monopolize + eyes. A play on the original meaning of monopolize. She demands that he only has eyes for her!

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COMMENTS:

Very clever! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-07: 18:14:00

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Suffocelfish

Created by: wejommon15

Pronunciation: Suh-fih-kel-fish

Sentence: Confused Male: My girl refuses to gimme any time for myself. Friend: She sure is sufficelfish.

Etymology: Suffocate and selfish

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Needleach

Created by: mommymug72

Pronunciation: need-leech

Sentence: My Wife is such a needleach I have to walk around with a cane and my eyes closed to keep her from thinking I am having an affair.

Etymology:

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Domijealous

Created by: legion

Pronunciation: (do-mi-jealous

Sentence: i cant believe you just said that in front of her, I was only admiring her necklace....how DOMIJEALOUS can ya be? (rhetorical)

Etymology: a blend of dominate and jealous. It immediately came to mind when i looked at the picture provided

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Comments:

legion - 2008-01-05: 16:56:00
hehe i love this word....very coool

legion - 2008-01-05: 17:11:00
LOVEHAWK WOW....coooool

legion - 2008-01-05: 17:47:00
hey trinity.....you got a word yet....hehehehehe legion

LinDDuCiite LinDDuCiite - 2008-01-06: 05:33:00
Hi