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'Why were you looking at that girl?'

DEFINITION: A person who wants to monopolize all of someone's love and tries to prevent them from sharing it with others.

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Stealoving

Created by: TheUrbanRabbit

Pronunciation: Steel-luv-ing

Sentence: Tanya's been stealoving Jay since they started dating last week, poor guy.

Etymology: Steal + Loving (stealin' the love!)

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Possessobsessive

Created by: Redrover

Pronunciation: possess+obsessive

Sentence: Marcia was a total possessobsessive when it came to her man and would not even let him talk to another woman when they were at parties.

Etymology:

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Clawsunkinoid

Created by: zebrahdh

Pronunciation: Claw-sunk-in-oid

Sentence: He was unable to attend the bachelor party since his clawsunkinoid girlfriend figured there would be strippers there.

Etymology: Claws sunk in so deep that your practically a puppet.

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Glominatrix

Created by: Tigger

Pronunciation: /glom-uh-ney'-triks/

Sentence: I couldn't even hug my sister without getting a scowl from Cindy, and she was such a glominatrix that she had to squeeze herself in between me and the dog, as soon as she saw me sit down on the couch next to him.

Etymology: [Or 'Glominator' - masculine form] glom - seize upon or latch onto something; 'glom onto' (slang, from Scottish, glaum "to snatch at") + dominatrix - dominating partner in a relationship, usu. feminine (Latin, dominātus & -trix/-tor)

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COMMENTS:

Yikes! KInky in more ways than one. Another good word. - silveryaspen, 2008-01-04: 12:11:00

libertybelle Brilliant! - libertybelle, 2008-01-04: 12:53:00

Another great word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-06: 03:22:00

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Megalovemaniac

sharktrager

Created by: sharktrager

Pronunciation: ME-ga-LUV-MAY-KNEE-ac

Sentence: I always seem to end up in a relationship with a megalovemaniac. I have rope burn.

Etymology: From megalomaniac and love

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Lovehawk

Created by: gemmgemms

Pronunciation: luv-haw-ka

Sentence: She is such a lovehawk, yesterday I was talking to her boyfriend and she swooped in and started confronting him!

Etymology: love:as in the love of another+hawk:a predator bird:as in she guarded him like a hawk

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COMMENTS:

can't get over it.. i think i'm gonna say lovehawk instead of anything else hehe - legion, 2008-01-05: 17:10:00

Right on! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-11: 14:19:00

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Bunnyboilerism

Created by: Dougalistic

Pronunciation: Bun-nee-boil-er-is-mm

Sentence: "She just pushed him away and couldn't trust him at all for no reason. She was so jealous and controlling. She deffo had a bad case of bunnyboilerism."

Etymology: Clingy and possesive, unhinged overbearing psycho bitch of a girlfriend or boyfriend. (think fatal attraction)

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Monopolover

becksadoodles

Created by: becksadoodles

Pronunciation: ma-NOP-o-luv-er

Sentence: Woman: What are you looking at, Bob? Man: Ugh! Stop being such a monopolover, Jane.

Etymology: Monopoly+Lover.

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Needleach

Created by: mommymug72

Pronunciation: need-leech

Sentence: My Wife is such a needleach I have to walk around with a cane and my eyes closed to keep her from thinking I am having an affair.

Etymology:

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Monopoleyeser

Created by: bananabender

Pronunciation: mon-op-ul-IZ-a

Sentence: Myrna was such a monopoleyeser that she threatened to dispense with Polly, her beloved pet parrot, simply because Dirk (the new unsuspecting boyfriend) offered it a cracker.

Etymology: monopolize + eyes. A play on the original meaning of monopolize. She demands that he only has eyes for her!

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COMMENTS:

Very clever! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-07: 18:14:00

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Comments:

legion - 2008-01-05: 16:56:00
hehe i love this word....very coool

legion - 2008-01-05: 17:11:00
LOVEHAWK WOW....coooool

legion - 2008-01-05: 17:47:00
hey trinity.....you got a word yet....hehehehehe legion

LinDDuCiite LinDDuCiite - 2008-01-06: 05:33:00
Hi