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'Why were you looking at that girl?'

DEFINITION: A person who wants to monopolize all of someone's love and tries to prevent them from sharing it with others.

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Monopolover

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Created by: becksadoodles

Pronunciation: ma-NOP-o-luv-er

Sentence: Woman: What are you looking at, Bob? Man: Ugh! Stop being such a monopolover, Jane.

Etymology: Monopoly+Lover.

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Debouquetress

Created by: direwookiee

Pronunciation: Dee-bo-ket-tress (f) (Masculine: Debouqueter) Dee-bo-ket-ter

Sentence: My ex-girlfriend was such a debouquetress; she would never even let me look at other girls.

Etymology: "De" as a prefix, meaning anti. "bouquet" coming from the saying, or perhaps movie quote "Even if I've already had the wine, doesn't mean I cannot sample the bouquet." That's probably not word for word, but I have a bad memory.

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Lovecorseter

Created by: Kazizzle

Pronunciation: luv/core/setter

Sentence: Pete: All I have to do is look in the general direction of a female and Paula goes into "lovecorster" mode.

Etymology: Love - an intense feeling of affection. Corset - a binding (and painful) undergarment.

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Possessobsessive

Created by: Redrover

Pronunciation: possess+obsessive

Sentence: Marcia was a total possessobsessive when it came to her man and would not even let him talk to another woman when they were at parties.

Etymology:

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Glominatrix

Created by: Tigger

Pronunciation: /glom-uh-ney'-triks/

Sentence: I couldn't even hug my sister without getting a scowl from Cindy, and she was such a glominatrix that she had to squeeze herself in between me and the dog, as soon as she saw me sit down on the couch next to him.

Etymology: [Or 'Glominator' - masculine form] glom - seize upon or latch onto something; 'glom onto' (slang, from Scottish, glaum "to snatch at") + dominatrix - dominating partner in a relationship, usu. feminine (Latin, dominātus & -trix/-tor)

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COMMENTS:

Yikes! KInky in more ways than one. Another good word. - silveryaspen, 2008-01-04: 12:11:00

libertybelle Brilliant! - libertybelle, 2008-01-04: 12:53:00

Another great word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-06: 03:22:00

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Monopoleyeser

Created by: bananabender

Pronunciation: mon-op-ul-IZ-a

Sentence: Myrna was such a monopoleyeser that she threatened to dispense with Polly, her beloved pet parrot, simply because Dirk (the new unsuspecting boyfriend) offered it a cracker.

Etymology: monopolize + eyes. A play on the original meaning of monopolize. She demands that he only has eyes for her!

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COMMENTS:

Very clever! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-07: 18:14:00

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Significantugher

Created by: Bullwinkle

Pronunciation: sig-nif-iacnt ugh'er

Sentence: My significantugher hates when I flirt.

Etymology: Play on "significant other"

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Clawsunkinoid

Created by: zebrahdh

Pronunciation: Claw-sunk-in-oid

Sentence: He was unable to attend the bachelor party since his clawsunkinoid girlfriend figured there would be strippers there.

Etymology: Claws sunk in so deep that your practically a puppet.

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Lovehawk

Created by: gemmgemms

Pronunciation: luv-haw-ka

Sentence: She is such a lovehawk, yesterday I was talking to her boyfriend and she swooped in and started confronting him!

Etymology: love:as in the love of another+hawk:a predator bird:as in she guarded him like a hawk

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COMMENTS:

can't get over it.. i think i'm gonna say lovehawk instead of anything else hehe - legion, 2008-01-05: 17:10:00

Right on! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-11: 14:19:00

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Megalovemaniac

sharktrager

Created by: sharktrager

Pronunciation: ME-ga-LUV-MAY-KNEE-ac

Sentence: I always seem to end up in a relationship with a megalovemaniac. I have rope burn.

Etymology: From megalomaniac and love

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Comments:

legion - 2008-01-05: 16:56:00
hehe i love this word....very coool

legion - 2008-01-05: 17:11:00
LOVEHAWK WOW....coooool

legion - 2008-01-05: 17:47:00
hey trinity.....you got a word yet....hehehehehe legion

LinDDuCiite LinDDuCiite - 2008-01-06: 05:33:00
Hi