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DEFINITION: A person who wants to monopolize all of someone's love and tries to prevent them from sharing it with others.
Verboticisms
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Monopolover
Created by: becksadoodles
Pronunciation: ma-NOP-o-luv-er
Sentence: Woman: What are you looking at, Bob? Man: Ugh! Stop being such a monopolover, Jane.
Etymology: Monopoly+Lover.
Monopoleyeser
Created by: bananabender
Pronunciation: mon-op-ul-IZ-a
Sentence: Myrna was such a monopoleyeser that she threatened to dispense with Polly, her beloved pet parrot, simply because Dirk (the new unsuspecting boyfriend) offered it a cracker.
Etymology: monopolize + eyes. A play on the original meaning of monopolize. She demands that he only has eyes for her!
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COMMENTS:
Very clever! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-07: 18:14:00
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Concumine
Created by: bigbigjeff
Pronunciation: Con-cue-mine
Sentence: My girlfriend is a total concumine, every time i try to go to my mothers house she asks why I'm leaving her to see "that woman".
Etymology: From Concubine meaning one who sleeps with a man out of wedlock, and mine meaning possessive.
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COMMENTS:
outstanding word! - libertybelle, 2008-01-04: 12:54:00
brilliant word - direwookiee, 2008-01-04: 17:32:00
Great word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-06: 03:21:00
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Affentionhog
Created by: libertybelle
Pronunciation: ah-fen-shun-hawg
Sentence: Melissa is such an affentionhog that she even gets jealous if her boyfriend calls his own sister.
Etymology: attention + affection + hog
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COMMENTS:
Affection and attention in one word! Nice blend there. - Tigger, 2008-01-05: 02:41:00
I can see myself using this one. Nice! - bluenutria, 2008-01-05: 21:31:00
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Suffocelfish
Created by: wejommon15
Pronunciation: Suh-fih-kel-fish
Sentence: Confused Male: My girl refuses to gimme any time for myself. Friend: She sure is sufficelfish.
Etymology: Suffocate and selfish
Glominatrix
Created by: Tigger
Pronunciation: /glom-uh-ney'-triks/
Sentence: I couldn't even hug my sister without getting a scowl from Cindy, and she was such a glominatrix that she had to squeeze herself in between me and the dog, as soon as she saw me sit down on the couch next to him.
Etymology: [Or 'Glominator' - masculine form] glom - seize upon or latch onto something; 'glom onto' (slang, from Scottish, glaum "to snatch at") + dominatrix - dominating partner in a relationship, usu. feminine (Latin, dominātus & -trix/-tor)
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COMMENTS:
Yikes! KInky in more ways than one. Another good word. - silveryaspen, 2008-01-04: 12:11:00
Brilliant! - libertybelle, 2008-01-04: 12:53:00
Another great word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-06: 03:22:00
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Barnagal
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: barn a gal
Sentence: Since she first set eyes on him, Sophie had become the barnagal to George's loveboat...one he could not scrape away.
Etymology: barnacle + gal
Lovecorseter
Created by: Kazizzle
Pronunciation: luv/core/setter
Sentence: Pete: All I have to do is look in the general direction of a female and Paula goes into "lovecorster" mode.
Etymology: Love - an intense feeling of affection. Corset - a binding (and painful) undergarment.
Monopudater
Created by: paintergrl1313
Pronunciation: mon-opp-yu-day-ter
Sentence: Theresa is such a monopudater, he can't even look in the direction of another girl.
Etymology: monopoly + dater
Bunnyboilerism
Created by: Dougalistic
Pronunciation: Bun-nee-boil-er-is-mm
Sentence: "She just pushed him away and couldn't trust him at all for no reason. She was so jealous and controlling. She deffo had a bad case of bunnyboilerism."
Etymology: Clingy and possesive, unhinged overbearing psycho bitch of a girlfriend or boyfriend. (think fatal attraction)

Comments:
legion - 2008-01-05: 16:56:00
hehe i love this word....very coool
legion - 2008-01-05: 17:11:00
LOVEHAWK WOW....coooool
legion - 2008-01-05: 17:47:00
hey trinity.....you got a word yet....hehehehehe legion
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