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'Why were you looking at that girl?'

DEFINITION: A person who wants to monopolize all of someone's love and tries to prevent them from sharing it with others.

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Debouquetress

Created by: direwookiee

Pronunciation: Dee-bo-ket-tress (f) (Masculine: Debouqueter) Dee-bo-ket-ter

Sentence: My ex-girlfriend was such a debouquetress; she would never even let me look at other girls.

Etymology: "De" as a prefix, meaning anti. "bouquet" coming from the saying, or perhaps movie quote "Even if I've already had the wine, doesn't mean I cannot sample the bouquet." That's probably not word for word, but I have a bad memory.

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Lovehawk

Created by: gemmgemms

Pronunciation: luv-haw-ka

Sentence: She is such a lovehawk, yesterday I was talking to her boyfriend and she swooped in and started confronting him!

Etymology: love:as in the love of another+hawk:a predator bird:as in she guarded him like a hawk

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COMMENTS:

can't get over it.. i think i'm gonna say lovehawk instead of anything else hehe - legion, 2008-01-05: 17:10:00

Right on! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-11: 14:19:00

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Concumine

Created by: bigbigjeff

Pronunciation: Con-cue-mine

Sentence: My girlfriend is a total concumine, every time i try to go to my mothers house she asks why I'm leaving her to see "that woman".

Etymology: From Concubine meaning one who sleeps with a man out of wedlock, and mine meaning possessive.

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libertybelle outstanding word! - libertybelle, 2008-01-04: 12:54:00

brilliant word - direwookiee, 2008-01-04: 17:32:00

Great word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-06: 03:21:00

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Needleach

Created by: mommymug72

Pronunciation: need-leech

Sentence: My Wife is such a needleach I have to walk around with a cane and my eyes closed to keep her from thinking I am having an affair.

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Affentionhog

libertybelle

Created by: libertybelle

Pronunciation: ah-fen-shun-hawg

Sentence: Melissa is such an affentionhog that she even gets jealous if her boyfriend calls his own sister.

Etymology: attention + affection + hog

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Affection and attention in one word! Nice blend there. - Tigger, 2008-01-05: 02:41:00

I can see myself using this one. Nice! - bluenutria, 2008-01-05: 21:31:00

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Glominatrix

Created by: Tigger

Pronunciation: /glom-uh-ney'-triks/

Sentence: I couldn't even hug my sister without getting a scowl from Cindy, and she was such a glominatrix that she had to squeeze herself in between me and the dog, as soon as she saw me sit down on the couch next to him.

Etymology: [Or 'Glominator' - masculine form] glom - seize upon or latch onto something; 'glom onto' (slang, from Scottish, glaum "to snatch at") + dominatrix - dominating partner in a relationship, usu. feminine (Latin, dominātus & -trix/-tor)

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Yikes! KInky in more ways than one. Another good word. - silveryaspen, 2008-01-04: 12:11:00

libertybelle Brilliant! - libertybelle, 2008-01-04: 12:53:00

Another great word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-06: 03:22:00

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Stealoving

Created by: TheUrbanRabbit

Pronunciation: Steel-luv-ing

Sentence: Tanya's been stealoving Jay since they started dating last week, poor guy.

Etymology: Steal + Loving (stealin' the love!)

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Significantugher

Created by: Bullwinkle

Pronunciation: sig-nif-iacnt ugh'er

Sentence: My significantugher hates when I flirt.

Etymology: Play on "significant other"

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Paramourasite

Created by: treehous

Pronunciation: /ˈper-ə-ə-ˈmu̇r-ə-sīt/ (para-more-a-site)

Sentence: Although they were casual friends, his paramourasite tendencies convinced him to monopolize her affections completely.

Etymology: parasite- from Latin parasitus, from Greek parasitos "person who eats at the table of another" amour- from Latin amorosum, from amor "love."

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Slovefish

Created by: bluenutria

Pronunciation: SLUV-fish

Sentence: "Stop being so slovefish; I was only asking her for directions!"

Etymology: Selfish + love

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Comments:

legion - 2008-01-05: 16:56:00
hehe i love this word....very coool

legion - 2008-01-05: 17:11:00
LOVEHAWK WOW....coooool

legion - 2008-01-05: 17:47:00
hey trinity.....you got a word yet....hehehehehe legion

LinDDuCiite LinDDuCiite - 2008-01-06: 05:33:00
Hi