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DEFINITION: A person who wants to monopolize all of someone's love and tries to prevent them from sharing it with others.

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Bunnyboilerism

Created by: Dougalistic

Pronunciation: Bun-nee-boil-er-is-mm

Sentence: "She just pushed him away and couldn't trust him at all for no reason. She was so jealous and controlling. She deffo had a bad case of bunnyboilerism."

Etymology: Clingy and possesive, unhinged overbearing psycho bitch of a girlfriend or boyfriend. (think fatal attraction)

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Clawsunkinoid

Created by: zebrahdh

Pronunciation: Claw-sunk-in-oid

Sentence: He was unable to attend the bachelor party since his clawsunkinoid girlfriend figured there would be strippers there.

Etymology: Claws sunk in so deep that your practically a puppet.

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Monopoleyeser

Created by: bananabender

Pronunciation: mon-op-ul-IZ-a

Sentence: Myrna was such a monopoleyeser that she threatened to dispense with Polly, her beloved pet parrot, simply because Dirk (the new unsuspecting boyfriend) offered it a cracker.

Etymology: monopolize + eyes. A play on the original meaning of monopolize. She demands that he only has eyes for her!

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COMMENTS:

Very clever! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-07: 18:14:00

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Barnagal

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: barn a gal

Sentence: Since she first set eyes on him, Sophie had become the barnagal to George's loveboat...one he could not scrape away.

Etymology: barnacle + gal

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Possessobsessive

Created by: Redrover

Pronunciation: possess+obsessive

Sentence: Marcia was a total possessobsessive when it came to her man and would not even let him talk to another woman when they were at parties.

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Debouquetress

Created by: direwookiee

Pronunciation: Dee-bo-ket-tress (f) (Masculine: Debouqueter) Dee-bo-ket-ter

Sentence: My ex-girlfriend was such a debouquetress; she would never even let me look at other girls.

Etymology: "De" as a prefix, meaning anti. "bouquet" coming from the saying, or perhaps movie quote "Even if I've already had the wine, doesn't mean I cannot sample the bouquet." That's probably not word for word, but I have a bad memory.

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Lovecorseter

Created by: Kazizzle

Pronunciation: luv/core/setter

Sentence: Pete: All I have to do is look in the general direction of a female and Paula goes into "lovecorster" mode.

Etymology: Love - an intense feeling of affection. Corset - a binding (and painful) undergarment.

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Glomadomamatrix

Created by: silveryaspen

Pronunciation: glom-ah-dom-ah-nay-trix

Sentence: They were a perfect match, both of them were glomadomamatrixes, who lived hellishly in heavenly bliss with each other.

Etymology: Apologies to the two players who came up with glomimatrix and domimator ... I just built on those so that it combined the masculine and femenine qualities of both! My thanks to both of you word geniuses for being my inspiration for this definition!

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