Verboticisms

Created by: puttputt

Pronunciation: braen pownding

Sentence: I was so upset with this traffic it was so brainpounding.

Etymology: to show anger or diffuculty understanding something.

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Created by: r0b0tj0n3z

Pronunciation: dry-ver-ight-iss

Sentence: Steve has driveritis tendencies

Etymology: driver, tendonitis?

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Created by: leaffan001

Pronunciation: ro-od-stu-pid-i-te

Sentence: driving stupidly even though you think it is right

Etymology: comes from the word roadrage

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Created by: Girljenta2006

Pronunciation:

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COMMENTS:

Hola - Girljenta2006, 2007-07-22: 11:29:00

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Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: mote-r-more-tal

Sentence: Ken motormortalled through the garage driving like a mad man in Barbie's massive party camper, squashing all of her plastic flowers along the way to GI Joe's tent in the woods.

Etymology: motor (drive) + mortal (deadly)

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Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: Wheel + stup or stoop(depending on the variety of English you speak)

Sentence: If you're a passenger in a car driven by a wheelstup-insist on your rites!

Etymology: Wheel+ stup:a backformation of stupidity

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Created by: Gladbags

Pronunciation: Ehd-E-Oh-Drive

Sentence: That idiodriver is going to cause a car accident!

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Created by: weareallbeautiful

Pronunciation: ih-dee-aw-k-r-i-t

Sentence: He was idiocrighting.

Etymology: idiocracy+right

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Created by: jesster

Pronunciation: Car - win -ism

Sentence: George is a terrible driver. The fact that he has survived to the age of 35 and has two kids is clearly a complete failure of the theory of carwinism.

Etymology: Car (you know, a car) + Darwinism (the process of natural selection, by which unfit individuals are eliminated from the gene pool)

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COMMENTS:

Maybe we should be teaching the theory of careationism after all... - jesster, 2007-07-17: 13:16:00

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Created by: Wiserhinoceros

Pronunciation: CON-tra-fict

Sentence: He regularly contraficted driving against the traffic as if in contradiction to the rules of the road.

Etymology: Contra (against). fict (unreal). A conflation of contradict, traffic and fiction..

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