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DEFINITION: To assert your right-of-way in traffic, even when it's stupidly dangerous to do so.
Verboticisms
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Deloreanofgrandeur
Created by: jadenguy
Pronunciation: de lo ree an of gran dyur
Sentence: "So I say to Julian, I say, ‘I know we don’t have much time, but we aren’t going to travel through it; lay of this DeLorean of grandeur! We’ve been honked at thrice!’” Vincent stroked Amanda’s hair while taking a pause. “He gets this look in his eye that I can’t begin to describe it!”
Etymology: delorean + delusion of grandure.
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COMMENTS:
daaang that was late. sorry reader(s?)! - jadenguy, 2007-07-17: 16:51:00
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Ninja
Created by: Girljenta2006
Pronunciation:
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COMMENTS:
Hola - Girljenta2006, 2007-07-22: 11:29:00
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Irroadsponsible
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: ir/road/sponce/ible
Sentence: He again crossed 3 lanes of traffic without signaling, demonstrating how totally irroadsponsible he is.
Etymology: irresponsible + road
Roadstupidity
Created by: leaffan001
Pronunciation: ro-od-stu-pid-i-te
Sentence: driving stupidly even though you think it is right
Etymology: comes from the word roadrage
Idiocright
Created by: weareallbeautiful
Pronunciation: ih-dee-aw-k-r-i-t
Sentence: He was idiocrighting.
Etymology: idiocracy+right
Steeringwill
Created by: rikboyee
Pronunciation: steer-ing-will
Sentence: even though it was going to eventuate in a devastating collision, his steeringwill had kicked in and nothing could divert him from his path
Etymology: steering wheel, will
Yieldiotic
Created by: ziggy41
Pronunciation: Yeel-dee-aw-dik
Sentence: "I don't care how big that tank is! It have right-of-way!" exclaimed my yieldiotic cousin.
Etymology: Yield (give right-of-way to traffic) + idiotic (stupid)
Contrafict
Created by: Wiserhinoceros
Pronunciation: CON-tra-fict
Sentence: He regularly contraficted driving against the traffic as if in contradiction to the rules of the road.
Etymology: Contra (against). fict (unreal). A conflation of contradict, traffic and fiction..
Coupedetat
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: coop/day/tah
Sentence: He instituted a coupedetat on a north bound road by declaring it a south bound route from here on.
Etymology: coup d'etat + coupe
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COMMENTS:
Coupe, there it is... hey, hey, hey! - Kyoti, 2007-07-17: 15:45:00
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Comments:
Osomatic - 2007-07-17: 00:40:00
Wreckspect
Osomatic - 2007-07-17: 00:44:00
Eeek! I wasn't paying attention and I put my word in the wrong place - could you delete it for me, oh Mightiest of Verbotomists?
Osomatic - 2007-07-17: 00:44:00
Er... and the comment asking you to delete it. And, heh, this one too. I think I'm caught up now.
rikboyee - 2007-07-17: 01:00:00
aaahh...a bit of boxlexia i see
Kyoti - 2007-07-17: 11:12:00
La pequeña caja divertida.
MisUndrstd - 2007-07-17: 12:32:00
Yeah what Kyoti said!
Girljenta2006 - 2007-07-22: 11:27:00
Hi