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'Those idiots! I have the right of way!'

DEFINITION: To assert your right-of-way in traffic, even when it's stupidly dangerous to do so.

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Autoretardation

Created by: chofu67

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Out of the office and behind the wheel, Dave's autoretardation manifested itself in a string of frightening driving manuevers.

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Coupedetat

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: coop/deh/tah

Sentence: He instituted a coupedetat on a north bound road declaring it a south bound route from here on.

Etymology: coup d'etat + coupe

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Pewjumping

Created by: egonschiela

Pronunciation: p-u-jumping

Sentence: ....so there I was, slowing at the lights, when this BMW cut in front of me ... couldn't have that, so I did a bit of pewjumping and BOY did he give me some language, but I did it ...

Etymology: pew (church seating accommodation) rhymes with queue (inference being that the user will reach the coffin before the rest of the congregation!) - jumping.

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Roadhogish

Created by: GreatRandew

Pronunciation: road-hog-ish

Sentence: he was so roadhogish that he could not keep on his side of the road.

Etymology: road-hog-ish

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Suveer

Created by: Sissyphus

Pronunciation: S U veer

Sentence: The bicycle was technically in the right hand lane, but I needed to turn immediately so I just SUVeered around the corner and hoped he had decent brakes.

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Florpedalate

Created by: shonco

Pronunciation: flor-ped-uhl-ate

Sentence: This jerk was going to cut me off, so I instinctively florpedalated, sending his sorry ass into a tailspin.

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Roadgoading

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: rode/gode/ing

Sentence: The last time he played "roadgoading" with three semi-trailers on a busy freeway, he was more than a little miffed at the result.

Etymology: road + goading (inciting or arousing to action)

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Traficide

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Created by: likephilshead

Pronunciation: (Tra-fi-cide)

Sentence: Bob broke his leg and totaled his car in traficide.

Etymology: suicide(the driver), homicide(the passenger/s, and traffic.

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Freewaving

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: free/way/ving

Sentence: Sue was taken aback when instead of moving over to let the speeding car merge onto the highway, Bob started freewaving the driver in the car and continued driving in "his" lane.

Etymology: freeway, waving (the middle finger)

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Suidrive

Created by: FionaMin

Pronunciation: su-ih-drive

Sentence: Billy decided to suidrive in order to get in front of that Mack truck. Hey, his car fit into that 4 foot space, right?

Etymology: Suicide + drive

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