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DEFINITION: To assert your right-of-way in traffic, even when it's stupidly dangerous to do so.
Verboticisms
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Assgressive
Created by: jedijawa
Pronunciation: ass-gres-sive
Sentence: Bill was an assgressive driver and was quite reckless in taking the right of way.
Etymology: ass + aggressive
Suidrive
Created by: FionaMin
Pronunciation: su-ih-drive
Sentence: Billy decided to suidrive in order to get in front of that Mack truck. Hey, his car fit into that 4 foot space, right?
Etymology: Suicide + drive
Drivenesia
Created by: Orlandin
Pronunciation: Drive-nesia
Sentence: Do you remember how to drive or do you have drivenesia?
Etymology: Amnesia.
Autoretardation
Created by: chofu67
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Out of the office and behind the wheel, Dave's autoretardation manifested itself in a string of frightening driving manuevers.
Etymology:
Drivezerking
Created by: ahwinters
Pronunciation: drihve-zerk-eng
Sentence: Bob's drivezerking eventually got him and 30 other people killed in a 20 car pile-up.
Etymology: drive + bezerking
Autowarrior
Created by: erasmus
Pronunciation: auto worrior
Sentence: damien was fast furious and an autoworrior. He was always first to overtake.
Etymology: from autocar etc and warrior, always ready to joust in battle
Stupidicide
Created by: Chunk01
Pronunciation: stew-PID-ee-side
Sentence: Despite all logic to the contrary she continued across the juntion to commit an act of righteously indignant stupidicide
Etymology: Stupid-Suicide=stupidicide
Egomotor
Created by: Apone
Pronunciation: E-go-mo-tor
Sentence: "Why do you always egomotor like that? You'll get us killed!"
Etymology: prefix "ego" (e.g. of egomania) with "motor" meaning to drive
