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'Those idiots! I have the right of way!'

DEFINITION: To assert your right-of-way in traffic, even when it's stupidly dangerous to do so.

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Angautomable

Created by: currentlyinsolitude

Pronunciation: ang-graw-toe-maw-bull

Sentence: He was angautomable because he was late to work

Etymology: German

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Caggressionar

Created by: mickey666

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Being behind the wheel can bring out the dark side of people. It is referred to as caggressionar or aggression in car.

Etymology: C(aggression)ar Aggression in car

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- mickey666, 2007-01-04: 12:50:00

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Accelirrational

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: ax-sell-er-ash-in-al

Sentence: Refusing to slow down was accelirrational in the extreme

Etymology: accelerate, irrational

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Excellent! - fonka99, 2007-01-04: 09:47:00

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Drivezerking

Created by: ahwinters

Pronunciation: drihve-zerk-eng

Sentence: Bob's drivezerking eventually got him and 30 other people killed in a 20 car pile-up.

Etymology: drive + bezerking

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Egomotor

Apone

Created by: Apone

Pronunciation: E-go-mo-tor

Sentence: "Why do you always egomotor like that? You'll get us killed!"

Etymology: prefix "ego" (e.g. of egomania) with "motor" meaning to drive

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Deadright

Created by: bghicks

Pronunciation: ded-write

Sentence: Not only was he right, he was deadright.

Etymology: dead as in duck

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Wheelooicide

vixphilia

Created by: vixphilia

Pronunciation: Wheel-oo-*ee*-cide

Sentence: These Brits sure can't drive! Just keep Wheelooiciding and they'll learn to drive on the other side of the street.

Etymology: Wheel + Suicide, with the double O's to emphasize the stupidity of the acton.

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Ownways

Created by: josje

Pronunciation: ownways

Sentence: As everything points out an other way you wil do your ownways.

Etymology: ways froms the way and own from yourself

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Dangriving

Created by: xshadowswimmer08x

Pronunciation: Dane-riving

Sentence: He started dangriving and it scared the crap out of me.

Etymology: danger/driving

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Streetknuckle

Created by: Bulletchewer

Pronunciation: street-nuk-ull

Sentence: Swallowing one's pride and choosing not to streetknuckle prevents many an accident.

Etymology: In a shamelessly lame attempt to appeal to the masses (for votes), the simple streak continues: From "street" and "knuckle". I hate myself.

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Shamelessly lame? Simple is better. I like this one...sounds like a word I'd actually use, as opposed to most of the linguistic monstrosities out there. - ErWenn, 2007-01-06: 01:09:00

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