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'Those idiots! I have the right of way!'

DEFINITION: To assert your right-of-way in traffic, even when it's stupidly dangerous to do so.

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Caggressionar

Created by: mickey666

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Being behind the wheel can bring out the dark side of people. It is referred to as caggressionar or aggression in car.

Etymology: C(aggression)ar Aggression in car

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- mickey666, 2007-01-04: 12:50:00

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Wrongofway

Created by: Javeson1

Pronunciation: rong-ov-way

Sentence: too many people these days think they can just take the wrong-of-way whenever they feel like it.

Etymology: a play on the words right of way

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COMMENTS:

Just so we're clear, I created wrongofway before bondfool. Not that it's terribly difficult to conceive, but just so we're clear... - Javeson1, 2007-01-08: 13:48:00

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Streetknuckle

Created by: Bulletchewer

Pronunciation: street-nuk-ull

Sentence: Swallowing one's pride and choosing not to streetknuckle prevents many an accident.

Etymology: In a shamelessly lame attempt to appeal to the masses (for votes), the simple streak continues: From "street" and "knuckle". I hate myself.

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COMMENTS:

Shamelessly lame? Simple is better. I like this one...sounds like a word I'd actually use, as opposed to most of the linguistic monstrosities out there. - ErWenn, 2007-01-06: 01:09:00

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Steerthru

Created by: Maureen

Pronunciation: steer - thru

Sentence: If he hadn't done a steerthru the accident wouldn't have happened.

Etymology: Steer - specified direction and thru from through - to go between

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Egomotor

Apone

Created by: Apone

Pronunciation: E-go-mo-tor

Sentence: "Why do you always egomotor like that? You'll get us killed!"

Etymology: prefix "ego" (e.g. of egomania) with "motor" meaning to drive

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Accinine

ubgrud

Created by: ubgrud

Pronunciation: ax-see-nine

Sentence: He accinined across 4 lanes of traffic.

Etymology: accident + assinine

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Accelirrational

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: ax-sell-er-ash-in-al

Sentence: Refusing to slow down was accelirrational in the extreme

Etymology: accelerate, irrational

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Excellent! - fonka99, 2007-01-04: 09:47:00

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Autocomeuppance

garlinger626

Created by: garlinger626

Pronunciation: Auto-come-up-ance

Sentence: You driving is erratic, you've definitley got autocomeuppance.

Etymology:

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Carikazi

Created by: Ahoytheship

Pronunciation: car-i-ka-zee

Sentence: The man became a total carikazi after trying to deal with Thanksgiving traffic.

Etymology: car+kamikaze

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Drivezerking

Created by: ahwinters

Pronunciation: drihve-zerk-eng

Sentence: Bob's drivezerking eventually got him and 30 other people killed in a 20 car pile-up.

Etymology: drive + bezerking

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