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'Those idiots! I have the right of way!'

DEFINITION: To assert your right-of-way in traffic, even when it's stupidly dangerous to do so.

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Carmikaze

Created by: urbanwookie

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Ownways

Created by: josje

Pronunciation: ownways

Sentence: As everything points out an other way you wil do your ownways.

Etymology: ways froms the way and own from yourself

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Wrongofway

Created by: Javeson1

Pronunciation: rong-ov-way

Sentence: too many people these days think they can just take the wrong-of-way whenever they feel like it.

Etymology: a play on the words right of way

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Just so we're clear, I created wrongofway before bondfool. Not that it's terribly difficult to conceive, but just so we're clear... - Javeson1, 2007-01-08: 13:48:00

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Steerthru

Created by: Maureen

Pronunciation: steer - thru

Sentence: If he hadn't done a steerthru the accident wouldn't have happened.

Etymology: Steer - specified direction and thru from through - to go between

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Autoretardation

Created by: chofu67

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Sentence: Out of the office and behind the wheel, Dave's autoretardation manifested itself in a string of frightening driving manuevers.

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Birdflip

Created by: Madamemojo

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Egomotor

Apone

Created by: Apone

Pronunciation: E-go-mo-tor

Sentence: "Why do you always egomotor like that? You'll get us killed!"

Etymology: prefix "ego" (e.g. of egomania) with "motor" meaning to drive

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Irroadsponsible

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: ir/road/sponce/ible

Sentence: He crossed 3 lanes of traffic without signalling, demonstrating how totally irroadsponsible he is.

Etymology: irresponsible + road

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Adventurn

Created by: seifip

Pronunciation: adven turn

Sentence: We were adventurning all the way! I'm pumped with adrenaline after this way...

Etymology: adventure + turn

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Hazzardriving

Created by: Alchemist

Pronunciation: HA-zard-dri-ving

Sentence: Billy yelled "Dukes of Hazzard, Dukes of Hazzard!" as he swerved into the median to overtake the Corvette. He sure loved him some hazzardriving.

Etymology: Dukes of Hazzard + Driving

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