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'Those idiots! I have the right of way!'

DEFINITION: To assert your right-of-way in traffic, even when it's stupidly dangerous to do so.

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Hummerage

Created by: Logiedan

Pronunciation: Hum-er-ij

Sentence: Dude, cut out the Hummerage, you're not in the right away, you hear me?

Etymology: Hummer + Rage

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Drivenesia

Created by: Orlandin

Pronunciation: Drive-nesia

Sentence: Do you remember how to drive or do you have drivenesia?

Etymology: Amnesia.

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Freewaving

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: free/way/ving

Sentence: Sue was taken aback when instead of moving over to let the speeding car merge onto the highway, Bob started freewaving the driver in the car and continued driving in "his" lane.

Etymology: freeway, waving (the middle finger)

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Wrongofway

Created by: Javeson1

Pronunciation: rong-ov-way

Sentence: too many people these days think they can just take the wrong-of-way whenever they feel like it.

Etymology: a play on the words right of way

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COMMENTS:

Just so we're clear, I created wrongofway before bondfool. Not that it's terribly difficult to conceive, but just so we're clear... - Javeson1, 2007-01-08: 13:48:00

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Carmikaze

Created by: urbanwookie

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Autostupasia

Created by: Carole

Pronunciation: auto /stewp /azia

Sentence: It was madness to challenge the oncoming truck, but jake suffered from autostupasia, which rendered him totally unable to see the danger.

Etymology: auto/car, stup/stupid, asia/ from thanastos=death.

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