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DEFINITION: n., A person who finds potentially sexual meanings in every conversation, and who always tries to "cleverly" point it out, by putting ordinary words or phrases into a sexual context. v., To be habitually and annoyingly addicted to sexual innuendo.
Verboticisms
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Undercoverer
Created by: Biscotti
Pronunciation: un-dur-cuv-er-er
Sentence: Alex was an annoying undercoverer, always putting emphasis on words like "big" and "wet".
Etymology: To disguise sexual inuendo by putting it undercover. Undercover is also a word that an "undercoverer" may use.
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COMMENTS:
Awe! Shucks! Do we just have to grin and bare him? Did the implied undertaker in the cartoon inspire undercoverer? Very unique! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:52:00
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Nymphopensant
Created by: snowgirl96
Pronunciation: nIm-fO-pEHn-sahNt
Sentence: Boy (grinning)- I'm going to a party on Saturday. Do you want to come with me? It won't take long, I promise. Girl (clearly repulsed)- Ugh, you are such a nymphopensant!
Etymology: nypho- someone who has an insatiable appetite for sex pensant- french for "thinking"
Fornichatter
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: for-ni-cha-tur
Sentence: When I asked him if he was a morning person, and he replied, giggling, that he found it hard in the morning, I realized I was trying to get to know a fornichatter.
Etymology: fornicate, chat
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COMMENTS:
very funny purple - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 11:21:00
Well, at least we know he isn't hard to get up in the morning! (written with avery red face and roaring with laughter) Your sentence goes right to the heart part of the matter! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:45:00
Nice word and funny sentence. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-12: 15:55:00
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Losehorniaist
Created by: iwanttodirect
Pronunciation: lose-horn-i-aist
Sentence: Conversation: "What ya doin'" Someone asks. "I'm creating words on Verbotomy." I answer. "Wow that drawing of the one in yellow is hot for a cartoon. I'd like to see how she would do on this botomy." the losehorniaist retorts pointing to his crotch. "You're an idiot." I state.
Etymology: Lose: as in loser who still lives with his or her parents, or alone, or with there college roommates at 32. horny: as he or she is horny for sexual intercourse that they don't have a lot because they live at home, or alone, or with there college roommate
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COMMENTS:
Interesting etymology! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:50:00
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Quipkink
Created by: EmmaHeras
Pronunciation: kwip-kink
Sentence: Alice realised that her boyfriend was a Quipkink when they went bowling and he constantly asked her to roll his balls, knock his pin, and make the screen say XXX.
Etymology: Quip- as in a clever remark. Kink- from kinky; unusual sexual practices.
Sexlinguaphile
Created by: freestyle
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Brandon is such a sexlinguaphile - he just can't stop talking about female sexual organs.
Etymology: sex - lingua - phile
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COMMENTS:
Was he hooked on more than a pheeling? Certainly fits the definition! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 19:26:00
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Conversextionalist
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: conver/sex/shun/a/list
Sentence: Dick is such a conversextionalist that he invites people to visit him just so he can take them to see the CN Tower and the Skydome. He likes to point out their sizeable attributes.
Etymology: conversationalist + sex
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COMMENTS:
good one! - galwaywegian, 2008-02-12: 07:52:00
Excellent! - ErWenn, 2008-02-12: 09:28:00
Sizable tributes to you! Fantastic sentence and verboticism! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:17:00
Great word and easy to say. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-12: 15:53:00
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Sexgestion
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: seksjeschən
Sentence: It doesn’t matter what you say around Howie. He can turn anything into a sexgestion. His talent for innuendo is not always appreciated by his minister wife.
Etymology: sex (sexual activity) + suggestion (something that implies or indicates a certain fact or situation)
Sexsicall
Created by: Mangaplump
Pronunciation: Sex-si-call
Sentence: You you nans a real Sexsicall
Etymology:
Peevert
Created by: thegoatisbad
Pronunciation: pee-vert
Sentence: Whenever Kimberly consumed too much wine from a box, she would start to make peeverted comments toward anyone around her.
Etymology: Peeve (annoy) + Pervert (inappropriate sexual expression)
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COMMENTS:
peerriffic word - Nosila, 2010-04-30: 17:25:00
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Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by Tigger. Thank you Tigger. ~ James
Tigger - 2008-02-12: 02:09:00
This cartoon is hilarious!
Jabberwocky - 2008-02-12: 05:56:00
very well laid out
Banky - 2008-02-12: 08:44:00
You're well endowed with artistic talent.
Thank you for your kind and suggestive words ~ James
silveryaspen - 2008-02-12: 13:21:00
Sextraordinary definition and cartoon, Tigger and James!
silveryaspen - 2008-02-12: 13:26:00
To all: Very creative! Creativity can be so enhancing! You've all got me thinking you have great sex lives!
Nosila - 2008-02-12: 23:03:00
Good idea, Tigger...hopefully this idea will slake the thirst and quench the desires of those who live life on the double entendre! And the cartoon, James...well, it is to die for...
Well, I'm glad it didn't die on the page. Thanks! ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by Tigger. Thank you Tigger. ~ James
Svetikreink - 2019-05-04: 02:47:00
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