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DEFINITION: n., A person who finds potentially sexual meanings in every conversation, and who always tries to "cleverly" point it out, by putting ordinary words or phrases into a sexual context. v., To be habitually and annoyingly addicted to sexual innuendo.
Verboticisms
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Sexasperation
Created by: Maxine
Pronunciation: sex ass per ay shun
Sentence: I told Nigel that he's a bona fide sexasperation, he made a suggestive comment about the phrase "bona fide," and I slapped him across the face. Then he made a suggestive comment about slapping. So I reached for the handgun in my purse and thought about shooting him--but fortunately I checked myself in time.
Etymology: sex, exasperation; and, in the spirit of the day, ASS (yuk yuk).
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COMMENTS:
funny sentence - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 12:37:00
Very expressive! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:57:00
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Crassgrabber
Created by: Magnetic
Pronunciation: KRASS / gra / ber
Sentence: With all his lewd winking, nudging, and constant "finger quoting", Bob quickly became the crassgrabber no one wanted to mingle with at the party.
Etymology: crass (vulgar, insensitive) + ass grabber (one who selfishly exploits the shocked reactions of others for their own repressed perverted kicks) + grab (reach, stretch)
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COMMENTS:
This is a word that would have come in as a handy alternative for one of my college theatre professors, who was constantly accusing us of engaging in too much "grab ass." - picabomama, 2008-02-12: 09:15:00
Sexploitive fingers! Very witty! Sexceptional! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:27:00
you don't want to encourage crassgrab or is that crabgrass - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 12:35:00
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Losehorniaist
Created by: iwanttodirect
Pronunciation: lose-horn-i-aist
Sentence: Conversation: "What ya doin'" Someone asks. "I'm creating words on Verbotomy." I answer. "Wow that drawing of the one in yellow is hot for a cartoon. I'd like to see how she would do on this botomy." the losehorniaist retorts pointing to his crotch. "You're an idiot." I state.
Etymology: Lose: as in loser who still lives with his or her parents, or alone, or with there college roommates at 32. horny: as he or she is horny for sexual intercourse that they don't have a lot because they live at home, or alone, or with there college roommate
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COMMENTS:
Interesting etymology! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:50:00
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Pointsexter
Created by: bookowl
Pronunciation: point/sex/tur
Sentence: Pointsexter was a fictional character in the vintage cartoon Felix the Cat. He helped his bumbling uncle concoct elaborate schemes to get Felix and capture his Magic Bag. (what more can I say)
Etymology: poindexter + point + sex
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COMMENTS:
Sextraordinary sentence! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:17:00
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Labidorator
Created by: dluman
Pronunciation: la-beedo-raytor
Sentence: Agnus, a labidorator, was constantly making inuendos about Jim's stiff leg, which she didn't know was wooden.
Etymology: From the latin for labia, meaning lips and other stuff.
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COMMENTS:
Very sexplicit! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 19:32:00
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Sexlinguaphile
Created by: freestyle
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Brandon is such a sexlinguaphile - he just can't stop talking about female sexual organs.
Etymology: sex - lingua - phile
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COMMENTS:
Was he hooked on more than a pheeling? Certainly fits the definition! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 19:26:00
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Erectionarian
Created by: paperhoard
Pronunciation: Erect-shon-arian
Sentence: Jim always enjoyed reading the naked pygmy articles in National Geographic and peering at the bra section of the 1960 Sears catalog. Over the years this has helped him develop into an Erectionarian, a very old man able to twist any word or sentence into a sexual meaning.
Etymology: Erection + Octogenarian
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COMMENTS:
very funny sentence - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 12:27:00
Perma-rection! Prolonged feelings! Wishful thinking? !!!! Wonderful idea! Sexcessfully fun!!! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:41:00
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Inyurendo
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: in ur en doh
Sentence: When Muffy told Ida Norgasm about her attraction to Dick, she sighed even though she knew he'd never be able to go to Viagra Falls anymore. Muffy displayed her inyurendo and bent to kiss him cruelly on the mouth one last time, with bosom heaving, oblivious of the fact that Ida was Dick's widow...and they'd both be left Dick less!
Etymology: innuendo (malicious implication) and your end (oh oh...naughty bit, say no more, wink, wink, know what I mean? Nudge, Nudge, A wink's as good as a nod to a blind horse! R U 1 2?) Apologies to Monty Python!
Perveyor
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: per - VAY - ur
Sentence: Seemingly preoccupied with sexual matters, Elbert was a skilled perveyor who could turn most any comment into a sexual innuendo.....and for those who may not know....."Innuendo" is NOT a trade name for Italian suppositories.
Etymology: Blend of pervert and purveyor...
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COMMENTS:
Very nice! - Banky, 2008-02-12: 08:42:00
I will never be able to say innuendo with a strait face again! Great choices for your etymology and terrific blending. A very sexcussful verboticism! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:09:00
HA! Inuendo joke made me LOL, really! - purpleartichokes, 2008-02-12: 18:36:00
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Nudgwink
Created by: ErWenn
Pronunciation: /ˈnʊdʒˌwɪŋk/ The first vowel is the short "oo" sound (ʊ) as in "book" or "put", not the long "oo" sound (u) in "boot" or "boob" and not the short "u" sound (ʌ) in "butt" or "buck".
Sentence: He was such a nudgwink that he couldn't pass any coupling of two even vaguely round objects without making boobie jokes. Melons, hills, buildings, even the Os in the Google logo were fair game to him. When he finally told us that he was gay, nobody was surprised.
Etymology: nudg(e) + wink, from the "Candid Photography" sketch in the episode "How to Recognize Different Types of Trees From Quite a Long Way Away" of the television show "Monty Python's Flying Circus". Reminiscent of Yiddish "nudnik" - a persistently dull pest.
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COMMENTS:
Very original etymology and verboticism! Even more original is your pronunciation ... Did you boobytrap our tongues? (again I'm very red faced and roaring with laughter). Great sentence, too! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:56:00
Oh, wicked. Wicked. You're wicked. Eh? Know what I mean. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Nudge nudge. Say no more! Say no more squire! (Good word!) - Banky, 2008-02-12: 12:17:00
love the Monty Python tribute - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 12:33:00
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Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by Tigger. Thank you Tigger. ~ James
Tigger - 2008-02-12: 02:09:00
This cartoon is hilarious!
Jabberwocky - 2008-02-12: 05:56:00
very well laid out
Banky - 2008-02-12: 08:44:00
You're well endowed with artistic talent.
Thank you for your kind and suggestive words ~ James
silveryaspen - 2008-02-12: 13:21:00
Sextraordinary definition and cartoon, Tigger and James!
silveryaspen - 2008-02-12: 13:26:00
To all: Very creative! Creativity can be so enhancing! You've all got me thinking you have great sex lives!
Nosila - 2008-02-12: 23:03:00
Good idea, Tigger...hopefully this idea will slake the thirst and quench the desires of those who live life on the double entendre! And the cartoon, James...well, it is to die for...
Well, I'm glad it didn't die on the page. Thanks! ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by Tigger. Thank you Tigger. ~ James
Svetikreink - 2019-05-04: 02:47:00
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