Verboticisms

Created by: Banky

Pronunciation: yoo-fim-mass-tur

Sentence: Harold considered himself a euphemaster despite the fact that his lack of tact during delivery made him a mere innuendolt. When an opportunity to ply his trade arose, he'd get visibly excited, gently slide a set-up into the conversation, come around the back-door to the punchline, and then forcefully cram the innuendo down everyones throat with a sudden eruption. The awful joke would leave a lump in the assembled party's throat, but Harold gave them no time to swallow the gag, as he quickly thrust terrible pun after awful entendre into their slack-jawed maws. He would then sit back, beaded sweat on his brow, swollen with pride, and spent from the effort.

Etymology: euphemism - substitution of a non-offensive phrase for an offensive one, usually to produce indirect humor, master - at the top of one's profession; innuendo - a veiled allusion often used to reference the obscene or profane, dolt - a stupid person

----------------------------
COMMENTS:

Sublime! - ErWenn, 2008-02-12: 09:28:00

pretty steamy stuff - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 11:17:00

You sentence reveals you can be a euphemaster of the Sexplicit innuendo! Wow! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:46:00

Love inuendolt, and the sentence! - purpleartichokes, 2008-02-12: 18:29:00

I have to vote for the sentence alone! Left me erupting with laughter! - purpleartichokes, 2008-02-12: 18:52:00

----------------------------

| Comments and Points

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: seks-ee-LEX-see-uh

Sentence: Upon hearing that there was a ho down at the corner of High and Main Streets; Bob, whose sexilexia was most rudimentary, quickly hurry there hoping to hear his favorite country tune about a hobo, " The Son of Hickory Hollow's Tramp.".

Etymology: SEXILEXIA: blend of sexy & Lex (lexia): word, words of a language, speech, & IA: state or (medical) condition. HO (as in skanky-ho). Ho(e)Down: Country dance gathering.

----------------------------
COMMENTS:

SEXILEXIA: blend of sexy & Lex (lexia): word of a language, speech, & IA: state or (medical) condiition. HO (as in skanky ho) - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-12: 05:26:00

does this follow the dyslexia angle with Bob substituting sex for six e.g. sex shooter, sex degrees of separation or the sex fingered man from the Princess Bride - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 11:16:00

Clever use of rudimentary! Sexlexia is fun to say. I tried to say it three times real fas. It was a tongue twister that came out sexlessia! Ouch! Does this mean I am sexlexic in the worst possible way? - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:31:00

----------------------------

| Comments and Points

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: lib id it tee

Sentence: Marnie's sense of libidity was revolting. Like when she turned up at Homer's funeral and made cracks about him. Her mother was disgusted with her innuendo and crude comments over his being layed out...

Etymology: Libido (sexual urges) & Lividity (unnatural lack of color in the skin (as from bruising or sickness or emotional distress or death)

| Comments and Points

Created by: loxhobabl

Pronunciation: gri-fi-nite

Sentence: I think watching to much "Family Guy" has turned our son into a >Griffinite.

Etymology: Peter Griffin, "Family Guy"

| Comments and Points

Created by: Maxine

Pronunciation: sex ass per ay shun

Sentence: I told Nigel that he's a bona fide sexasperation, he made a suggestive comment about the phrase "bona fide," and I slapped him across the face. Then he made a suggestive comment about slapping. So I reached for the handgun in my purse and thought about shooting him--but fortunately I checked myself in time.

Etymology: sex, exasperation; and, in the spirit of the day, ASS (yuk yuk).

----------------------------
COMMENTS:

funny sentence - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 12:37:00

Very expressive! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:57:00

----------------------------

| Comments and Points

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: randee big u us

Sentence: Her name was Ida Norgasm and with that handle(the appendage to an object that is designed to be held in order to use or move it) and she was a high school teacher. In order to stimulate (stir feelings in) her pupils, she would ass-ign them double entendre essay questions...randybiguous ones. The latest tease (a seductive woman who uses her sex appeal to exploit men) was a political question. "If Russia invaded Turkey from the rear, do you think Greece would help?" (Wink, wink, nod, nod, enough said, a wink's as good as a nod to a blind horse, know what I mean? Say no more!)

Etymology: Randy (feeling great sexual desire) & Ambiguous (open to two or more interpretations; or of uncertain nature or significance; or (often) intended to mislead)

| Comments and Points

Created by: artr

Pronunciation: ləbēdōlōkō

Sentence: Lucy loves to turn anything anyone says into sexual innuendo. She tells people it is part of living libidoloco. Her coworkers just wish she had an edit button that they could push.

Etymology: libido (sexual desire) + loco (crazy) a play on **Livin* la Vida Loca** (English: Livin* the Crazy Life), a song by Puerto Rican singer Ricky Martin.

----------------------------
COMMENTS:

where do you get your inspirations???? - Nosila, 2010-04-30: 09:20:00

----------------------------

| Comments and Points

Created by: snowgirl96

Pronunciation: nIm-fO-pEHn-sahNt

Sentence: Boy (grinning)- I'm going to a party on Saturday. Do you want to come with me? It won't take long, I promise. Girl (clearly repulsed)- Ugh, you are such a nymphopensant!

Etymology: nypho- someone who has an insatiable appetite for sex pensant- french for "thinking"

| Comments and Points

Created by: EmmaHeras

Pronunciation: kwip-kink

Sentence: Alice realised that her boyfriend was a Quipkink when they went bowling and he constantly asked her to roll his balls, knock his pin, and make the screen say XXX.

Etymology: Quip- as in a clever remark. Kink- from kinky; unusual sexual practices.

| Comments and Points

Created by: silveryaspen

Pronunciation: sex - ka - vay - ter

Sentence: Bill has a sex-mined tongue that cannot be overcum. On any subject, his sexual digs are overbaring. As the Master of sexual overtones, he is the ultimate sexcavator.

Etymology: excavating anything and everything for sex ... makes one a sexcavator!

----------------------------
COMMENTS:

Sexcellent! - Banky, 2008-02-12: 08:42:00

sounds like Bill is also a sexcravator - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 12:25:00

I dig it! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-12: 16:05:00

----------------------------

| Comments and Points