Verboticisms

Created by: libertybelle

Pronunciation: in-you-end-dolt

Sentence: Barry twisted everything the "Whole Foods" lady was trying to tell us about organic cucumbers into something dirty - what an innuendolt!

Etymology: innuendo + dolt

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: li beed er achi

Sentence: He lived in Las Vegas. He performed off, off the Strip in a cabaret, called Libido Loco, where he was billed as Libiderace. (Last week it was called Lust Horizons, the week before The Horny Towed.) More famous for his "organ" recitals than his piano ones, his gift of music stripped the Burlesque performers, of their inhibitions. His "hole" act had a sexual undertone. Women wanted him (to stop) and Men wanted to be(at) him. His lovely assistant was Ida Norgasm. He played the room like a hooker at a sailor's convention. He was Lewd-tenant Leer tonight, Hugh G. Rection tomorrow night. He wore his hair in an Afro-disiac style. His real name was Randy Gote and he had a kid in every state and a trail of broken hearts behind him. It was risque business, but he loved the exposure. Every fetish and fantasy he had were expressed in musical form (the rhythmn method?) Alas one evening while performing his Scarlet Pimp-Poor-Nell routine, his lecherous past caught up to him as he was grabbed by an audience "member" and castrated. He disappeared and was instantly replaced by a young stud called Roman Hands. Yes, the competition in this line of work is very "stiff".

Etymology: Libido (a Freudian term for sexual urge or desire) & Liberace (American pianist and entertainer who was noted for his virtuosity and flamboyant style).

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Created by: Magnetic

Pronunciation: KRASS / gra / ber

Sentence: With all his lewd winking, nudging, and constant "finger quoting", Bob quickly became the crassgrabber no one wanted to mingle with at the party.

Etymology: crass (vulgar, insensitive) + ass grabber (one who selfishly exploits the shocked reactions of others for their own repressed perverted kicks) + grab (reach, stretch)

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COMMENTS:

This is a word that would have come in as a handy alternative for one of my college theatre professors, who was constantly accusing us of engaging in too much "grab ass." - picabomama, 2008-02-12: 09:15:00

Sexploitive fingers! Very witty! Sexceptional! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:27:00

you don't want to encourage crassgrab or is that crabgrass - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 12:35:00

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Created by: Mangaplump

Pronunciation: Sex-si-call

Sentence: You you nans a real Sexsicall

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Created by: picabomama

Pronunciation: speek- a - boo

Sentence: The Smith Family was kind enough to include their daughter's long misunderstood boyfriend on a trip to a family wedding in Beaver, PA. Needless to say, the beau did not improve his standing after playing SPEAKABOO with all the small business names they came upon as they passed through town. "Beaver Quick Lube! Now that's a place I'd like to visit on a Saturday night, right Mr. Smith!?"

Etymology: Speak + Taboo

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COMMENTS:

Original blending! Great play on peekaboo or should I say piqueaboo, too! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:20:00

There are also towns/cities in PA called Bird in Hand, Intercourse, Beaver Meadows, and Beaver Falls (guess that's what happens when ya get old). - purpleartichokes, 2008-02-12: 18:46:00

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Created by: bookowl

Pronunciation: point/sex/tur

Sentence: Pointsexter was a fictional character in the vintage cartoon Felix the Cat. He helped his bumbling uncle concoct elaborate schemes to get Felix and capture his Magic Bag. (what more can I say)

Etymology: poindexter + point + sex

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Sextraordinary sentence! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:17:00

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Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: for-ni-cha-tur

Sentence: When I asked him if he was a morning person, and he replied, giggling, that he found it hard in the morning, I realized I was trying to get to know a fornichatter.

Etymology: fornicate, chat

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COMMENTS:

very funny purple - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 11:21:00

Well, at least we know he isn't hard to get up in the morning! (written with avery red face and roaring with laughter) Your sentence goes right to the heart part of the matter! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:45:00

Nice word and funny sentence. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-12: 15:55:00

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Created by: snowgirl96

Pronunciation: nIm-fO-pEHn-sahNt

Sentence: Boy (grinning)- I'm going to a party on Saturday. Do you want to come with me? It won't take long, I promise. Girl (clearly repulsed)- Ugh, you are such a nymphopensant!

Etymology: nypho- someone who has an insatiable appetite for sex pensant- french for "thinking"

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Created by: silveryaspen

Pronunciation: sex - ka - vay - ter

Sentence: Bill has a sex-mined tongue that cannot be overcum. On any subject, his sexual digs are overbaring. As the Master of sexual overtones, he is the ultimate sexcavator.

Etymology: excavating anything and everything for sex ... makes one a sexcavator!

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COMMENTS:

Sexcellent! - Banky, 2008-02-12: 08:42:00

sounds like Bill is also a sexcravator - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 12:25:00

I dig it! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-12: 16:05:00

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Created by: playdohheart

Pronunciation: she+said+a+sist

Sentence: It is best to avoid phrases like "That's hard", "What a great night", and "Where's the beef?" when around a known shesaidishist.

Etymology: "That's what she said" + "fetishist" (one who engages in fetishism, especially of a sexual nature)

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COMMENTS:

Oh! For me to say this 3 times fast is tongue torture ... when you miss that last 's' !!!!! Or say it displaced after the t instead of in front of that last t !!! Original and so funny to try to say! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:38:00

I love it... I know way too many people that overuse that phrase. My only comments: It's really long. It's hard to wrap my tongue around. It goes on and on. I feel like I'm drooling when it comes out of my mouth. ... - Magnetic, 2008-02-12: 13:52:00

Good points. I removed the h from "shist". I think that will make it easier to pronounce! - playdohheart, 2008-02-12: 13:59:00

Very interesting & creative! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-12: 16:10:00

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