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DEFINITION: n., A person who finds potentially sexual meanings in every conversation, and who always tries to "cleverly" point it out, by putting ordinary words or phrases into a sexual context. v., To be habitually and annoyingly addicted to sexual innuendo.
Verboticisms
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Sexlinguaphile
Created by: freestyle
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Brandon is such a sexlinguaphile - he just can't stop talking about female sexual organs.
Etymology: sex - lingua - phile
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COMMENTS:
Was he hooked on more than a pheeling? Certainly fits the definition! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 19:26:00
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Quipkink
Created by: EmmaHeras
Pronunciation: kwip-kink
Sentence: Alice realised that her boyfriend was a Quipkink when they went bowling and he constantly asked her to roll his balls, knock his pin, and make the screen say XXX.
Etymology: Quip- as in a clever remark. Kink- from kinky; unusual sexual practices.
Randybiguous
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: randee big u us
Sentence: Her name was Ida Norgasm and with that handle(the appendage to an object that is designed to be held in order to use or move it) and she was a high school teacher. In order to stimulate (stir feelings in) her pupils, she would ass-ign them double entendre essay questions...randybiguous ones. The latest tease (a seductive woman who uses her sex appeal to exploit men) was a political question. "If Russia invaded Turkey from the rear, do you think Greece would help?" (Wink, wink, nod, nod, enough said, a wink's as good as a nod to a blind horse, know what I mean? Say no more!)
Etymology: Randy (feeling great sexual desire) & Ambiguous (open to two or more interpretations; or of uncertain nature or significance; or (often) intended to mislead)
Libidity
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: lib id it tee
Sentence: Marnie's sense of libidity was revolting. Like when she turned up at Homer's funeral and made cracks about him. Her mother was disgusted with her innuendo and crude comments over his being layed out...
Etymology: Libido (sexual urges) & Lividity (unnatural lack of color in the skin (as from bruising or sickness or emotional distress or death)
Sexsicall
Created by: Mangaplump
Pronunciation: Sex-si-call
Sentence: You you nans a real Sexsicall
Etymology:
Crassgrabber
Created by: Magnetic
Pronunciation: KRASS / gra / ber
Sentence: With all his lewd winking, nudging, and constant "finger quoting", Bob quickly became the crassgrabber no one wanted to mingle with at the party.
Etymology: crass (vulgar, insensitive) + ass grabber (one who selfishly exploits the shocked reactions of others for their own repressed perverted kicks) + grab (reach, stretch)
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COMMENTS:
This is a word that would have come in as a handy alternative for one of my college theatre professors, who was constantly accusing us of engaging in too much "grab ass." - picabomama, 2008-02-12: 09:15:00
Sexploitive fingers! Very witty! Sexceptional! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:27:00
you don't want to encourage crassgrab or is that crabgrass - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 12:35:00
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Labidorator
Created by: dluman
Pronunciation: la-beedo-raytor
Sentence: Agnus, a labidorator, was constantly making inuendos about Jim's stiff leg, which she didn't know was wooden.
Etymology: From the latin for labia, meaning lips and other stuff.
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COMMENTS:
Very sexplicit! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 19:32:00
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Smuttony
Created by: Dougalistic
Pronunciation: Smutt-on-eee
Sentence: Linda was obsessed by turning the rocket science lesson into a sexual demonstration for adults. She lacks morals and is full of smuttony!
Etymology: Smut or smutty - Lewd, immoral, dirty and rude. Gluttony - To do with eating mainly, but can also mean excessive or greedy.
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COMMENTS:
This must be one of the seven deadly puns! Good one! - metro1, 2008-02-12: 10:31:00
Sexceptional! Sexactly fits the definition! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:13:00
Great word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-12: 15:59:00
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Sexuation
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: secks-yew-AY-shun
Sentence: Millicent had the annoying habit of finding sexuations in the utterations of others whether or not any such innuendo was intended.
Etymology: Blend of 'sexual' (of, relating to, or associated with sex or the sexes) and 'insinuation' (to insinuate: to introduce (as an idea) gradually or in a subtle, indirect, or covert way)
Erectionarian
Created by: paperhoard
Pronunciation: Erect-shon-arian
Sentence: Jim always enjoyed reading the naked pygmy articles in National Geographic and peering at the bra section of the 1960 Sears catalog. Over the years this has helped him develop into an Erectionarian, a very old man able to twist any word or sentence into a sexual meaning.
Etymology: Erection + Octogenarian
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COMMENTS:
very funny sentence - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 12:27:00
Perma-rection! Prolonged feelings! Wishful thinking? !!!! Wonderful idea! Sexcessfully fun!!! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:41:00
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Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by Tigger. Thank you Tigger. ~ James
Tigger - 2008-02-12: 02:09:00
This cartoon is hilarious!
Jabberwocky - 2008-02-12: 05:56:00
very well laid out
Banky - 2008-02-12: 08:44:00
You're well endowed with artistic talent.
Thank you for your kind and suggestive words ~ James
silveryaspen - 2008-02-12: 13:21:00
Sextraordinary definition and cartoon, Tigger and James!
silveryaspen - 2008-02-12: 13:26:00
To all: Very creative! Creativity can be so enhancing! You've all got me thinking you have great sex lives!
Nosila - 2008-02-12: 23:03:00
Good idea, Tigger...hopefully this idea will slake the thirst and quench the desires of those who live life on the double entendre! And the cartoon, James...well, it is to die for...
Well, I'm glad it didn't die on the page. Thanks! ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by Tigger. Thank you Tigger. ~ James
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