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DEFINITION: n., A person who finds potentially sexual meanings in every conversation, and who always tries to "cleverly" point it out, by putting ordinary words or phrases into a sexual context. v., To be habitually and annoyingly addicted to sexual innuendo.
Verboticisms
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Obsex
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: ob/sex
Sentence: He obsexes with almost every sentence filling them with double meanings and innuendo.
Etymology: obsess + sex
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COMMENTS:
Oh! I was so surprised that your sentence and etymology didn't have reference to sex objects (toys as well as people)! Fits the definition exactly! Sexceedingly good creation! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:06:00
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Smuttony
Created by: Dougalistic
Pronunciation: Smutt-on-eee
Sentence: Linda was obsessed by turning the rocket science lesson into a sexual demonstration for adults. She lacks morals and is full of smuttony!
Etymology: Smut or smutty - Lewd, immoral, dirty and rude. Gluttony - To do with eating mainly, but can also mean excessive or greedy.
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COMMENTS:
This must be one of the seven deadly puns! Good one! - metro1, 2008-02-12: 10:31:00
Sexceptional! Sexactly fits the definition! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:13:00
Great word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-12: 15:59:00
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Crassgrabber
Created by: Magnetic
Pronunciation: KRASS / gra / ber
Sentence: With all his lewd winking, nudging, and constant "finger quoting", Bob quickly became the crassgrabber no one wanted to mingle with at the party.
Etymology: crass (vulgar, insensitive) + ass grabber (one who selfishly exploits the shocked reactions of others for their own repressed perverted kicks) + grab (reach, stretch)
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COMMENTS:
This is a word that would have come in as a handy alternative for one of my college theatre professors, who was constantly accusing us of engaging in too much "grab ass." - picabomama, 2008-02-12: 09:15:00
Sexploitive fingers! Very witty! Sexceptional! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:27:00
you don't want to encourage crassgrab or is that crabgrass - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 12:35:00
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Fornichatter
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: for-ni-cha-tur
Sentence: When I asked him if he was a morning person, and he replied, giggling, that he found it hard in the morning, I realized I was trying to get to know a fornichatter.
Etymology: fornicate, chat
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COMMENTS:
very funny purple - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 11:21:00
Well, at least we know he isn't hard to get up in the morning! (written with avery red face and roaring with laughter) Your sentence goes right to the heart part of the matter! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:45:00
Nice word and funny sentence. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-12: 15:55:00
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Lecherocity
Created by: CrystalNekol
Pronunciation: Lech-er-ous-it-tee
Sentence:
Etymology:
Libidoloco
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: ləbēdōlōkō
Sentence: Lucy loves to turn anything anyone says into sexual innuendo. She tells people it is part of living libidoloco. Her coworkers just wish she had an edit button that they could push.
Etymology: libido (sexual desire) + loco (crazy) a play on **Livin* la Vida Loca** (English: Livin* the Crazy Life), a song by Puerto Rican singer Ricky Martin.
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COMMENTS:
where do you get your inspirations???? - Nosila, 2010-04-30: 09:20:00
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Shesaidisist
Created by: playdohheart
Pronunciation: she+said+a+sist
Sentence: It is best to avoid phrases like "That's hard", "What a great night", and "Where's the beef?" when around a known shesaidishist.
Etymology: "That's what she said" + "fetishist" (one who engages in fetishism, especially of a sexual nature)
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COMMENTS:
Oh! For me to say this 3 times fast is tongue torture ... when you miss that last 's' !!!!! Or say it displaced after the t instead of in front of that last t !!! Original and so funny to try to say! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:38:00
I love it... I know way too many people that overuse that phrase. My only comments: It's really long. It's hard to wrap my tongue around. It goes on and on. I feel like I'm drooling when it comes out of my mouth. ... - Magnetic, 2008-02-12: 13:52:00
Good points. I removed the h from "shist". I think that will make it easier to pronounce! - playdohheart, 2008-02-12: 13:59:00
Very interesting & creative! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-12: 16:10:00
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Pointsexter
Created by: bookowl
Pronunciation: point/sex/tur
Sentence: Pointsexter was a fictional character in the vintage cartoon Felix the Cat. He helped his bumbling uncle concoct elaborate schemes to get Felix and capture his Magic Bag. (what more can I say)
Etymology: poindexter + point + sex
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COMMENTS:
Sextraordinary sentence! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:17:00
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Nymphopensant
Created by: snowgirl96
Pronunciation: nIm-fO-pEHn-sahNt
Sentence: Boy (grinning)- I'm going to a party on Saturday. Do you want to come with me? It won't take long, I promise. Girl (clearly repulsed)- Ugh, you are such a nymphopensant!
Etymology: nypho- someone who has an insatiable appetite for sex pensant- french for "thinking"
Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by Tigger. Thank you Tigger. ~ James
Tigger - 2008-02-12: 02:09:00
This cartoon is hilarious!
Jabberwocky - 2008-02-12: 05:56:00
very well laid out
Banky - 2008-02-12: 08:44:00
You're well endowed with artistic talent.
Thank you for your kind and suggestive words ~ James
silveryaspen - 2008-02-12: 13:21:00
Sextraordinary definition and cartoon, Tigger and James!
silveryaspen - 2008-02-12: 13:26:00
To all: Very creative! Creativity can be so enhancing! You've all got me thinking you have great sex lives!
Nosila - 2008-02-12: 23:03:00
Good idea, Tigger...hopefully this idea will slake the thirst and quench the desires of those who live life on the double entendre! And the cartoon, James...well, it is to die for...
Well, I'm glad it didn't die on the page. Thanks! ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by Tigger. Thank you Tigger. ~ James
Svetikreink - 2019-05-04: 02:47:00
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