Verboticisms

Created by: paperhoard

Pronunciation: Erect-shon-arian

Sentence: Jim always enjoyed reading the naked pygmy articles in National Geographic and peering at the bra section of the 1960 Sears catalog. Over the years this has helped him develop into an Erectionarian, a very old man able to twist any word or sentence into a sexual meaning.

Etymology: Erection + Octogenarian

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COMMENTS:

very funny sentence - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 12:27:00

Perma-rection! Prolonged feelings! Wishful thinking? !!!! Wonderful idea! Sexcessfully fun!!! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:41:00

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Created by: iwanttodirect

Pronunciation: lose-horn-i-aist

Sentence: Conversation: "What ya doin'" Someone asks. "I'm creating words on Verbotomy." I answer. "Wow that drawing of the one in yellow is hot for a cartoon. I'd like to see how she would do on this botomy." the losehorniaist retorts pointing to his crotch. "You're an idiot." I state.

Etymology: Lose: as in loser who still lives with his or her parents, or alone, or with there college roommates at 32. horny: as he or she is horny for sexual intercourse that they don't have a lot because they live at home, or alone, or with there college roommate

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COMMENTS:

Interesting etymology! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:50:00

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Created by: Banky

Pronunciation: yoo-fim-mass-tur

Sentence: Harold considered himself a euphemaster despite the fact that his lack of tact during delivery made him a mere innuendolt. When an opportunity to ply his trade arose, he'd get visibly excited, gently slide a set-up into the conversation, come around the back-door to the punchline, and then forcefully cram the innuendo down everyones throat with a sudden eruption. The awful joke would leave a lump in the assembled party's throat, but Harold gave them no time to swallow the gag, as he quickly thrust terrible pun after awful entendre into their slack-jawed maws. He would then sit back, beaded sweat on his brow, swollen with pride, and spent from the effort.

Etymology: euphemism - substitution of a non-offensive phrase for an offensive one, usually to produce indirect humor, master - at the top of one's profession; innuendo - a veiled allusion often used to reference the obscene or profane, dolt - a stupid person

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COMMENTS:

Sublime! - ErWenn, 2008-02-12: 09:28:00

pretty steamy stuff - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 11:17:00

You sentence reveals you can be a euphemaster of the Sexplicit innuendo! Wow! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:46:00

Love inuendolt, and the sentence! - purpleartichokes, 2008-02-12: 18:29:00

I have to vote for the sentence alone! Left me erupting with laughter! - purpleartichokes, 2008-02-12: 18:52:00

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: seksjeschən

Sentence: It doesn’t matter what you say around Howie. He can turn anything into a sexgestion. His talent for innuendo is not always appreciated by his minister wife.

Etymology: sex (sexual activity) + suggestion (something that implies or indicates a certain fact or situation)

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Created by: youmustvotenato

Pronunciation: in-you-en-dork

Sentence: Gertrude is such an innuendork. She won't stop finding things to point out.

Etymology: innuendo; dork

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Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /ˈnʊdʒˌwɪŋk/ The first vowel is the short "oo" sound (ʊ) as in "book" or "put", not the long "oo" sound (u) in "boot" or "boob" and not the short "u" sound (ʌ) in "butt" or "buck".

Sentence: He was such a nudgwink that he couldn't pass any coupling of two even vaguely round objects without making boobie jokes. Melons, hills, buildings, even the Os in the Google logo were fair game to him. When he finally told us that he was gay, nobody was surprised.

Etymology: nudg(e) + wink, from the "Candid Photography" sketch in the episode "How to Recognize Different Types of Trees From Quite a Long Way Away" of the television show "Monty Python's Flying Circus". Reminiscent of Yiddish "nudnik" - a persistently dull pest.

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COMMENTS:

Very original etymology and verboticism! Even more original is your pronunciation ... Did you boobytrap our tongues? (again I'm very red faced and roaring with laughter). Great sentence, too! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:56:00

Oh, wicked. Wicked. You're wicked. Eh? Know what I mean. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Nudge nudge. Say no more! Say no more squire! (Good word!) - Banky, 2008-02-12: 12:17:00

love the Monty Python tribute - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 12:33:00

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Created by: EmmaHeras

Pronunciation: kwip-kink

Sentence: Alice realised that her boyfriend was a Quipkink when they went bowling and he constantly asked her to roll his balls, knock his pin, and make the screen say XXX.

Etymology: Quip- as in a clever remark. Kink- from kinky; unusual sexual practices.

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Created by: bookowl

Pronunciation: point/sex/tur

Sentence: Pointsexter was a fictional character in the vintage cartoon Felix the Cat. He helped his bumbling uncle concoct elaborate schemes to get Felix and capture his Magic Bag. (what more can I say)

Etymology: poindexter + point + sex

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COMMENTS:

Sextraordinary sentence! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:17:00

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Created by: LibbyR

Pronunciation: in-u-end-less

Sentence: Her abililty to turn any phrase into a double entendre was innuendless.

Etymology: innuendo (suggestive) + endless (relentless, unceasing)

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Created by: Mangaplump

Pronunciation: Sex-si-call

Sentence: You you nans a real Sexsicall

Etymology:

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