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DEFINITION: n., A person who finds potentially sexual meanings in every conversation, and who always tries to "cleverly" point it out, by putting ordinary words or phrases into a sexual context. v., To be habitually and annoyingly addicted to sexual innuendo.
Verboticisms
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Undercoverer
Created by: Biscotti
Pronunciation: un-dur-cuv-er-er
Sentence: Alex was an annoying undercoverer, always putting emphasis on words like "big" and "wet".
Etymology: To disguise sexual inuendo by putting it undercover. Undercover is also a word that an "undercoverer" may use.
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COMMENTS:
Awe! Shucks! Do we just have to grin and bare him? Did the implied undertaker in the cartoon inspire undercoverer? Very unique! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:52:00
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Shesaidisist
Created by: playdohheart
Pronunciation: she+said+a+sist
Sentence: It is best to avoid phrases like "That's hard", "What a great night", and "Where's the beef?" when around a known shesaidishist.
Etymology: "That's what she said" + "fetishist" (one who engages in fetishism, especially of a sexual nature)
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COMMENTS:
Oh! For me to say this 3 times fast is tongue torture ... when you miss that last 's' !!!!! Or say it displaced after the t instead of in front of that last t !!! Original and so funny to try to say! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:38:00
I love it... I know way too many people that overuse that phrase. My only comments: It's really long. It's hard to wrap my tongue around. It goes on and on. I feel like I'm drooling when it comes out of my mouth. ... - Magnetic, 2008-02-12: 13:52:00
Good points. I removed the h from "shist". I think that will make it easier to pronounce! - playdohheart, 2008-02-12: 13:59:00
Very interesting & creative! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-12: 16:10:00
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Innuendork
Created by: youmustvotenato
Pronunciation: in-you-en-dork
Sentence: Gertrude is such an innuendork. She won't stop finding things to point out.
Etymology: innuendo; dork
Peevert
Created by: thegoatisbad
Pronunciation: pee-vert
Sentence: Whenever Kimberly consumed too much wine from a box, she would start to make peeverted comments toward anyone around her.
Etymology: Peeve (annoy) + Pervert (inappropriate sexual expression)
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COMMENTS:
peerriffic word - Nosila, 2010-04-30: 17:25:00
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Quipkink
Created by: EmmaHeras
Pronunciation: kwip-kink
Sentence: Alice realised that her boyfriend was a Quipkink when they went bowling and he constantly asked her to roll his balls, knock his pin, and make the screen say XXX.
Etymology: Quip- as in a clever remark. Kink- from kinky; unusual sexual practices.
Libidity
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: lib id it tee
Sentence: Marnie's sense of libidity was revolting. Like when she turned up at Homer's funeral and made cracks about him. Her mother was disgusted with her innuendo and crude comments over his being layed out...
Etymology: Libido (sexual urges) & Lividity (unnatural lack of color in the skin (as from bruising or sickness or emotional distress or death)
Nymphopensant
Created by: snowgirl96
Pronunciation: nIm-fO-pEHn-sahNt
Sentence: Boy (grinning)- I'm going to a party on Saturday. Do you want to come with me? It won't take long, I promise. Girl (clearly repulsed)- Ugh, you are such a nymphopensant!
Etymology: nypho- someone who has an insatiable appetite for sex pensant- french for "thinking"
Speakaboo
Created by: picabomama
Pronunciation: speek- a - boo
Sentence: The Smith Family was kind enough to include their daughter's long misunderstood boyfriend on a trip to a family wedding in Beaver, PA. Needless to say, the beau did not improve his standing after playing SPEAKABOO with all the small business names they came upon as they passed through town. "Beaver Quick Lube! Now that's a place I'd like to visit on a Saturday night, right Mr. Smith!?"
Etymology: Speak + Taboo
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COMMENTS:
Original blending! Great play on peekaboo or should I say piqueaboo, too! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:20:00
There are also towns/cities in PA called Bird in Hand, Intercourse, Beaver Meadows, and Beaver Falls (guess that's what happens when ya get old). - purpleartichokes, 2008-02-12: 18:46:00
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Impropioneer
Created by: Tigger
Pronunciation: /im-pro-pi-uh-NEER/
Sentence: Henry is such an 'impropioneer', he never passes up an opportunity to make a sleazy remark. At the funeral reception, while widow Jenkins was sobbing and stroking her cat, Henry smuttered, "I suppose you and your pussy will be very lonely now, but I'd be happy to come over and play with it some time."
Etymology: Impropriety - an indecent or improper act (from Old French, im- "not" & proprieté "proper") + Pioneer - one who ventures into new territory (also from Old French, peonier "foot soldier")
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COMMENTS:
I have no catty remark! Sexcellent innuending! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:59:00
Good stuff. - ErWenn, 2008-02-12: 19:10:00
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Sexuation
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: secks-yew-AY-shun
Sentence: Millicent had the annoying habit of finding sexuations in the utterations of others whether or not any such innuendo was intended.
Etymology: Blend of 'sexual' (of, relating to, or associated with sex or the sexes) and 'insinuation' (to insinuate: to introduce (as an idea) gradually or in a subtle, indirect, or covert way)
Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by Tigger. Thank you Tigger. ~ James
Tigger - 2008-02-12: 02:09:00
This cartoon is hilarious!
Jabberwocky - 2008-02-12: 05:56:00
very well laid out
Banky - 2008-02-12: 08:44:00
You're well endowed with artistic talent.
Thank you for your kind and suggestive words ~ James
silveryaspen - 2008-02-12: 13:21:00
Sextraordinary definition and cartoon, Tigger and James!
silveryaspen - 2008-02-12: 13:26:00
To all: Very creative! Creativity can be so enhancing! You've all got me thinking you have great sex lives!
Nosila - 2008-02-12: 23:03:00
Good idea, Tigger...hopefully this idea will slake the thirst and quench the desires of those who live life on the double entendre! And the cartoon, James...well, it is to die for...
Well, I'm glad it didn't die on the page. Thanks! ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by Tigger. Thank you Tigger. ~ James
Svetikreink - 2019-05-04: 02:47:00
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