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DEFINITION: n., A person who finds potentially sexual meanings in every conversation, and who always tries to "cleverly" point it out, by putting ordinary words or phrases into a sexual context. v., To be habitually and annoyingly addicted to sexual innuendo.

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Nymphopensant

Created by: snowgirl96

Pronunciation: nIm-fO-pEHn-sahNt

Sentence: Boy (grinning)- I'm going to a party on Saturday. Do you want to come with me? It won't take long, I promise. Girl (clearly repulsed)- Ugh, you are such a nymphopensant!

Etymology: nypho- someone who has an insatiable appetite for sex pensant- french for "thinking"

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Perveyor

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: per - VAY - ur

Sentence: Seemingly preoccupied with sexual matters, Elbert was a skilled perveyor who could turn most any comment into a sexual innuendo.....and for those who may not know....."Innuendo" is NOT a trade name for Italian suppositories.

Etymology: Blend of pervert and purveyor...

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COMMENTS:

Very nice! - Banky, 2008-02-12: 08:42:00

I will never be able to say innuendo with a strait face again! Great choices for your etymology and terrific blending. A very sexcussful verboticism! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:09:00

HA! Inuendo joke made me LOL, really! - purpleartichokes, 2008-02-12: 18:36:00

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Pointsexter

Created by: bookowl

Pronunciation: point/sex/tur

Sentence: Pointsexter was a fictional character in the vintage cartoon Felix the Cat. He helped his bumbling uncle concoct elaborate schemes to get Felix and capture his Magic Bag. (what more can I say)

Etymology: poindexter + point + sex

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COMMENTS:

Sextraordinary sentence! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:17:00

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Libiderace

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: li beed er achi

Sentence: He lived in Las Vegas. He performed off, off the Strip in a cabaret, called Libido Loco, where he was billed as Libiderace. (Last week it was called Lust Horizons, the week before The Horny Towed.) More famous for his "organ" recitals than his piano ones, his gift of music stripped the Burlesque performers, of their inhibitions. His "hole" act had a sexual undertone. Women wanted him (to stop) and Men wanted to be(at) him. His lovely assistant was Ida Norgasm. He played the room like a hooker at a sailor's convention. He was Lewd-tenant Leer tonight, Hugh G. Rection tomorrow night. He wore his hair in an Afro-disiac style. His real name was Randy Gote and he had a kid in every state and a trail of broken hearts behind him. It was risque business, but he loved the exposure. Every fetish and fantasy he had were expressed in musical form (the rhythmn method?) Alas one evening while performing his Scarlet Pimp-Poor-Nell routine, his lecherous past caught up to him as he was grabbed by an audience "member" and castrated. He disappeared and was instantly replaced by a young stud called Roman Hands. Yes, the competition in this line of work is very "stiff".

Etymology: Libido (a Freudian term for sexual urge or desire) & Liberace (American pianist and entertainer who was noted for his virtuosity and flamboyant style).

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Crassual

Created by: abrakadeborah

Pronunciation: kras-u-al

Sentence: Solivia Sleezebain had a tendency to speak very crassual about every person she had ever met.

Etymology: Added ual to Crass ~ Crass ; So crude and unrefined as to be lacking in discrimination and sensibility

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Sexcavator

Created by: silveryaspen

Pronunciation: sex - ka - vay - ter

Sentence: Bill has a sex-mined tongue that cannot be overcum. On any subject, his sexual digs are overbaring. As the Master of sexual overtones, he is the ultimate sexcavator.

Etymology: excavating anything and everything for sex ... makes one a sexcavator!

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COMMENTS:

Sexcellent! - Banky, 2008-02-12: 08:42:00

sounds like Bill is also a sexcravator - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 12:25:00

I dig it! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-12: 16:05:00

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Obsex

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: ob/sex

Sentence: He obsexes with almost every sentence filling them with double meanings and innuendo.

Etymology: obsess + sex

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COMMENTS:

Oh! I was so surprised that your sentence and etymology didn't have reference to sex objects (toys as well as people)! Fits the definition exactly! Sexceedingly good creation! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:06:00

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Stifflacious

Created by: stupendousm

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Lecherocity

Created by: CrystalNekol

Pronunciation: Lech-er-ous-it-tee

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Undercoverer

Created by: Biscotti

Pronunciation: un-dur-cuv-er-er

Sentence: Alex was an annoying undercoverer, always putting emphasis on words like "big" and "wet".

Etymology: To disguise sexual inuendo by putting it undercover. Undercover is also a word that an "undercoverer" may use.

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COMMENTS:

Awe! Shucks! Do we just have to grin and bare him? Did the implied undertaker in the cartoon inspire undercoverer? Very unique! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:52:00

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Comments:

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2008-02-12: 01:31:00
Today's definition was suggested by Tigger. Thank you Tigger. ~ James

Tigger - 2008-02-12: 02:09:00
This cartoon is hilarious!

Jabberwocky - 2008-02-12: 05:56:00
very well laid out

Banky - 2008-02-12: 08:44:00
You're well endowed with artistic talent.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2008-02-12: 11:44:00
Thank you for your kind and suggestive words ~ James

silveryaspen - 2008-02-12: 13:21:00
Sextraordinary definition and cartoon, Tigger and James!

silveryaspen - 2008-02-12: 13:26:00
To all: Very creative! Creativity can be so enhancing! You've all got me thinking you have great sex lives!

Nosila - 2008-02-12: 23:03:00
Good idea, Tigger...hopefully this idea will slake the thirst and quench the desires of those who live life on the double entendre! And the cartoon, James...well, it is to die for...

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2008-02-13: 00:35:00
Well, I'm glad it didn't die on the page. Thanks! ~ James

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2010-04-30: 00:28:00
Today's definition was suggested by Tigger. Thank you Tigger. ~ James

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