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DEFINITION: n., A person who finds potentially sexual meanings in every conversation, and who always tries to "cleverly" point it out, by putting ordinary words or phrases into a sexual context. v., To be habitually and annoyingly addicted to sexual innuendo.

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Innuendork

youmustvotenato

Created by: youmustvotenato

Pronunciation: in-you-en-dork

Sentence: Gertrude is such an innuendork. She won't stop finding things to point out.

Etymology: innuendo; dork

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Conversextionalist

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: conver/sex/shun/a/list

Sentence: Dick is such a conversextionalist that he invites people to visit him just so he can take them to see the CN Tower and the Skydome. He likes to point out their sizeable attributes.

Etymology: conversationalist + sex

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COMMENTS:

good one! - galwaywegian, 2008-02-12: 07:52:00

Excellent! - ErWenn, 2008-02-12: 09:28:00

Sizable tributes to you! Fantastic sentence and verboticism! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:17:00

Great word and easy to say. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-12: 15:53:00

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Inyurendo

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: in ur en doh

Sentence: When Muffy told Ida Norgasm about her attraction to Dick, she sighed even though she knew he'd never be able to go to Viagra Falls anymore. Muffy displayed her inyurendo and bent to kiss him cruelly on the mouth one last time, with bosom heaving, oblivious of the fact that Ida was Dick's widow...and they'd both be left Dick less!

Etymology: innuendo (malicious implication) and your end (oh oh...naughty bit, say no more, wink, wink, know what I mean? Nudge, Nudge, A wink's as good as a nod to a blind horse! R U 1 2?) Apologies to Monty Python!

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Innuendolt

libertybelle

Created by: libertybelle

Pronunciation: in-you-end-dolt

Sentence: Barry twisted everything the "Whole Foods" lady was trying to tell us about organic cucumbers into something dirty - what an innuendolt!

Etymology: innuendo + dolt

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Obsex

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: ob/sex

Sentence: He obsexes with almost every sentence filling them with double meanings and innuendo.

Etymology: obsess + sex

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COMMENTS:

Oh! I was so surprised that your sentence and etymology didn't have reference to sex objects (toys as well as people)! Fits the definition exactly! Sexceedingly good creation! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:06:00

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Crassgrabber

Created by: Magnetic

Pronunciation: KRASS / gra / ber

Sentence: With all his lewd winking, nudging, and constant "finger quoting", Bob quickly became the crassgrabber no one wanted to mingle with at the party.

Etymology: crass (vulgar, insensitive) + ass grabber (one who selfishly exploits the shocked reactions of others for their own repressed perverted kicks) + grab (reach, stretch)

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COMMENTS:

picabomama This is a word that would have come in as a handy alternative for one of my college theatre professors, who was constantly accusing us of engaging in too much "grab ass." - picabomama, 2008-02-12: 09:15:00

Sexploitive fingers! Very witty! Sexceptional! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:27:00

you don't want to encourage crassgrab or is that crabgrass - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 12:35:00

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Nookieomaniac

Created by: CanadianAndyCapp

Pronunciation: Nookee-o-main-ee-ak

Sentence: According to Sigmund Freud, the three levels of sexual flirtation and propositon are; Innuendo, NudgeNudge, and Nookieomania. For the full fledged Nookieomaniac, the only social cure is a bucket of iced water.

Etymology: Nookie- To be related to personal intimate physical relationships, but without the maturity favctor. / Maniac - to be wildly possessed by an emotion.

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COMMENTS:

is a nookieomaniac related to the Nookie monster from sexame street - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-12: 12:30:00

Is a nookiemaniac a nookiemonster? Oh, sometimes how we'd like to sexile them for their sextremes! Great sexpression! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:34:00

Sometimes great minds think alike (GMTA) Jabberwocky ... your were creating your comment at the same time ... and I didn't see it before I created mine ... began working on it before you did ... but it took me so long to come up with the right punfuns in my second sentence! Sorry to be repetitive Andy! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 12:36:00

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Speakaboo

picabomama

Created by: picabomama

Pronunciation: speek- a - boo

Sentence: The Smith Family was kind enough to include their daughter's long misunderstood boyfriend on a trip to a family wedding in Beaver, PA. Needless to say, the beau did not improve his standing after playing SPEAKABOO with all the small business names they came upon as they passed through town. "Beaver Quick Lube! Now that's a place I'd like to visit on a Saturday night, right Mr. Smith!?"

Etymology: Speak + Taboo

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COMMENTS:

Original blending! Great play on peekaboo or should I say piqueaboo, too! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:20:00

There are also towns/cities in PA called Bird in Hand, Intercourse, Beaver Meadows, and Beaver Falls (guess that's what happens when ya get old). - purpleartichokes, 2008-02-12: 18:46:00

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Stifflacious

Created by: stupendousm

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Shesaidisist

playdohheart

Created by: playdohheart

Pronunciation: she+said+a+sist

Sentence: It is best to avoid phrases like "That's hard", "What a great night", and "Where's the beef?" when around a known shesaidishist.

Etymology: "That's what she said" + "fetishist" (one who engages in fetishism, especially of a sexual nature)

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COMMENTS:

Oh! For me to say this 3 times fast is tongue torture ... when you miss that last 's' !!!!! Or say it displaced after the t instead of in front of that last t !!! Original and so funny to try to say! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-12: 11:38:00

I love it... I know way too many people that overuse that phrase. My only comments: It's really long. It's hard to wrap my tongue around. It goes on and on. I feel like I'm drooling when it comes out of my mouth. ... - Magnetic, 2008-02-12: 13:52:00

playdohheart Good points. I removed the h from "shist". I think that will make it easier to pronounce! - playdohheart, 2008-02-12: 13:59:00

Very interesting & creative! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-12: 16:10:00

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Comments:

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2008-02-12: 01:31:00
Today's definition was suggested by Tigger. Thank you Tigger. ~ James

Tigger - 2008-02-12: 02:09:00
This cartoon is hilarious!

Jabberwocky - 2008-02-12: 05:56:00
very well laid out

Banky - 2008-02-12: 08:44:00
You're well endowed with artistic talent.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2008-02-12: 11:44:00
Thank you for your kind and suggestive words ~ James

silveryaspen - 2008-02-12: 13:21:00
Sextraordinary definition and cartoon, Tigger and James!

silveryaspen - 2008-02-12: 13:26:00
To all: Very creative! Creativity can be so enhancing! You've all got me thinking you have great sex lives!

Nosila - 2008-02-12: 23:03:00
Good idea, Tigger...hopefully this idea will slake the thirst and quench the desires of those who live life on the double entendre! And the cartoon, James...well, it is to die for...

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2008-02-13: 00:35:00
Well, I'm glad it didn't die on the page. Thanks! ~ James

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2010-04-30: 00:28:00
Today's definition was suggested by Tigger. Thank you Tigger. ~ James

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