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'What's that stupid sound?'

DEFINITION: v. To talk to yourself in a high-pitched, squeaky voice while performing complex mental gymnastics.n. The sounds a person makes when they are trying to think.

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Thoughtditory

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: thot dit toree

Sentence: Cousin Eddy's thoughtditory process was to squeak, honk and make animal noises while compiling his April returns. April herself found it all very taxing...

Etymology: Thought(the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about) & Auditory (of or relating to the process of hearing)

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Cerebralsetto

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: sah-ree-broll-set-oh

Sentence: he eventually lost his job because his cerebralsetto was too distracting for the other employees

Etymology: cerebral, falsetto

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COMMENTS:

That's the problem with being a brain surgeon and an opera star! - wordmeister, 2007-01-24: 07:51:00

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Oversquawking

Created by: kyotonils

Pronunciation: oh'-ver-skwa-king

Sentence: I caught myself oversquawking as I went through my new stereo's setup instructions for the third time.

Etymology: overclocking (computer term for super-high-speed processing) + squawking (screeching)

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Vocalcraniumism

Created by: paperhoard

Pronunciation: Vocal cranium-ism

Sentence: Curly, of the Three Stooges fame, was the first documented case suffering from vocalcraniumism. At that time in history it was silenced by stuffing cheese into the mouth of the afflicted.

Etymology: Vocal + Cranium

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COMMENTS:

Hey - my first word! - paperhoard, 2007-01-24: 07:02:00

your sentence is hysterical - Jabberwocky, 2007-01-24: 13:21:00

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Squinking

Created by: allwise

Pronunciation: skwing-king

Sentence: At work, Frank had a lovely time. Nobody would give him anything to do, because no one could stand his squinking!

Etymology: +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++ squeek - sound of a mouse. ++++++++++ ++++++ thinking - to constructively use ones brain +++++++ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

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COMMENTS:

Leader of the squins! - Alchemist, 2007-01-25: 02:44:00

petaj You beat me to it. Good word, IMHO. - petaj, 2007-01-24: 04:32:00

I love the sound of this one! - purpleartichokes, 2007-01-24: 13:37:00

Yeah, "squink" sounds funny... perfect! - wordmeister, 2007-01-24: 14:52:00

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Brainleak

Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: brain-leak

Sentence: Bill had brainleak and would often talk to himself out loud while thinking.

Etymology: brain + leak

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Ruminoise

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: roōmənoiz

Sentence: Roy isn’t normally one to ponder deep subjects very often. When he does the ruminoise can be deafening.

Etymology: ruminate (think deeply about something) + noise (a sound, esp. one that is loud or unpleasant or that causes disturbance)

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Schizorithmetic

hoylus

Created by: hoylus

Pronunciation: skitz oh rith mettic

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Alvintrate

Created by: chofu67

Pronunciation: al vin trait

Sentence: When there are lots of distractions, I find that my ability to alvintrate helps me solve problems.

Etymology: based upon the voice qualities of Alvin the Chipmunk + concentration

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Spirking

Created by: TrJoshB

Pronunciation: sper king

Sentence: He sat there spirking over the puzzle he couldn't solve.

Etymology: speak + thinking + urk

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COMMENTS:

hey i made my first word. - TrJoshB, 2007-01-24: 16:42:00

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