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'What's that stupid sound?'

DEFINITION: v. To talk to yourself in a high-pitched, squeaky voice while performing complex mental gymnastics.n. The sounds a person makes when they are trying to think.

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Cackleculate

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: cak/l/cu/layt

Sentence: He would cackleculate so loudly when he was thinking up words for verbotomy that his girlfriend recorded it for Halloween and got him a cauldron to sit on

Etymology: cackle + calculate

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COMMENTS:

The kids must been scared! But how did his girlfriend cope? - wordmeister, 2007-01-24: 14:51:00

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Spirking

Created by: TrJoshB

Pronunciation: sper king

Sentence: He sat there spirking over the puzzle he couldn't solve.

Etymology: speak + thinking + urk

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COMMENTS:

hey i made my first word. - TrJoshB, 2007-01-24: 16:42:00

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Mutterwaul

Created by: dwingillinois

Pronunciation: MUT r waal'

Sentence: Occasionally, while I balance the checkbook, I have been known to mutterwaul and cause the dog to cover its ears.

Etymology: Mutter + (cater)waul

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Minniethink

Created by: maxxy

Pronunciation: MIN-ee-think

Sentence: "And then if Mario jumps over this barrel," Jim minniethought, "he should be able to reach the magic pill ..."

Etymology: Minnie, as in Mouse, + think

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Vocognetto

Created by: ArsMajika

Pronunciation: VOH-cog-neh-TOH

Sentence: "Tod has the most annoying vocognetto... he sounds like a damn chipmunk whenever he's programming."

Etymology: Vocalization + Cognition + Falsetto

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Modusoperanti

Created by: egonschiela

Pronunciation: mow-dus-oper-an-tie

Sentence: Clive's secretary, with finger to her lips, whispered "He's in modusoperanti again ... the publishers are waiting for the final pages and he's been up all night."

Etymology: from modus operandi (procedural method) + opera (vocal piece) + rant (talk excitedly)

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Cerebawl

CharlieB

Created by: CharlieB

Pronunciation: ser-i-bol

Sentence: She couldn't bare the sound of his cerebawlling whenever he got writer's block.

Etymology: cerebral (relating to the brain, intellectual) + bawl (to shout or cry loudly)

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Call a wah--mbulance! - Nosila, 2011-01-13: 21:37:00

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Batmathics

fmgene

Created by: fmgene

Pronunciation: bath-mat-ics

Sentence: .

Etymology: bat + math _ gymnastics

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Shrillstorm

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: shrel/storm

Sentence: When the pressure is on to produce at work, he sits in a corner and shrillstorms ideas to the annoyance of his colleagues.

Etymology: shrill + brainstorm

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Psychoblather

artr

Created by: artr

Pronunciation: sahy-koh-blath-er

Sentence: When Leo gets a tough programming problem he begins to talk to himself and his computer. His psychoblather has been known to send much of the office to an early lunch. Sometimes they will bring him lunch or a large bag of candies just to occupy his mouth for a while.

Etymology: psycho (mentally strange) + blather (chatter, talk a lot)

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