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DEFINITION: n. A state of reduced mental capacity, caused by an inability to think of anything but an annoying pop song, which seems to be endlessly repeating itself in your mind. v. To play a stupid song in your head, over and over again.
Verboticisms
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Ahamorrage
Created by: alphabetapolothology
Pronunciation: a-HA-morrage
Sentence: The ahamorrage became worse and worse until she could do nothing but stare into space and mumble "take on me, take me on."
Etymology: The 80's band A-ha & hemorrage.
Cerebuttune
Created by: w5lf9s
Pronunciation: ce.re.but.toon
Sentence: I think, badada, it was, yeah, yeah, perhaps, doodidada, it was, bahdoo, bahdaa, probably it was, dababada, ahem, sorry, tell me again - what was the question? - You're cerebuttuned, aren't you?
Etymology: cerebral (related to the brain)+ butt (as in to butt against) + tune
Labotabritney
Created by: officespace162
Pronunciation:
Sentence: due to this stupid britney spears song, i have a labotabritney
Etymology: labota for a labotomy which i want everytime i get a pop song in my head, and britney because, well, obviously britney spears
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COMMENTS:
cute one! - paintergrl1313, 2007-02-23: 09:26:00
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Tuneitus
Created by: mrskellyscl
Pronunciation: tune-i-tus
Sentence: After chaperoning her daughter's girl scout troop to a very loud Myley Cyrus concert Marylin found that she had developed a serious case of tuneitus. She doesn't know if she got it at the concert or from the girls singing the same song over and over in the bus, but now she couldn't get rid of it. After looking up her symptoms on Web MD she found to her horror that the only cure for tuneitus is to think of an equally droll song or else to try to pass the songworm to someone else by singing it outloud. It was cruel, she knew, but she had to get rid of it or she would go mad. "Harry," she called, "listen to this song the girls sang."
Etymology: tinnitus: a constant buzzing, ringing or whistling sound in one or both ears caused by an external trigger such as an ear infection or head injury + tune: the melody of a song that is simple and easy to remember
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COMMENTS:
The Mr. and I pass songworms back and forth all the time. It's a great, although nasty passive-aggressive way to get even. - mrskellyscl, 2009-09-11: 06:38:00
I gave my wife the hamster dance song to suffer with a few years ago with several renewals. She retaliated with: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMTeytJeSp8 - artr, 2009-09-11: 12:23:00
that's harsh (but funny) - mrskellyscl, 2009-09-11: 15:37:00
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Britardedness
Created by: InviDoll
Pronunciation:
Sentence: "Britardedness is contageous, and travels through air. The britardedness causes the sufferer to both lose brain capacity and use the few bits that are left for the sake of spreading the britardedness only, such as humming and singing."
Etymology:
Rehasheesh
Created by: tommyboy
Pronunciation: duh
Sentence: i keep rehasheeshing that stupidass song from the \"We are Baltimore\" commercial.
Etymology: what do you think?
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COMMENTS:
sweet! - tommyboy, 2009-09-13: 23:18:00
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Melodiocy
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: muh/lod/ee/uh/see
Sentence: Melodiocy set in after his daughter played that annoying song for the eighth time in a row. No verbotomy word would be forthcoming today!
Etymology: melodic + idiocy
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COMMENTS:
:-)) - adbern, 2007-02-20: 12:58:00
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Loopotomy
Created by: Alchemist
Pronunciation: loop-ah-toe-mee
Sentence: I was trying to do the crossword today, and had a bad case of loopotomy. All I could hear in my head was "Tie me kangaroo down, sport" over and over and over...
Etymology: loop (endless repeating bit of audio) + lobotomy (Surgical incision into the frontal lobe of the brain to sever one or more nerve tracts)
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COMMENTS:
Aw geez, now that song is stuck in my head. - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-20: 06:40:00
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Musicrapetitive
Created by: metrohumanx
Pronunciation: MUSE-ick-CRAP-pet-a- tiff
Sentence: Bald-headed John drove around the block too many times, with his ugly euro-pod Toyota blaring annoying subsonic vibrations which were intelligible only to him. He got a gold tooth and called everyone "Dawg" but was ulimately shunned by his peers. As he lay in bed with no hopes of consummating his puerile desires, many stanzas of bogus "samples" and heathen drumbeats drilled into his head like a tasteless, regrettable tattoo.
Etymology: Gran Torino.
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COMMENTS:
Cheers, Dawg... - Nosila, 2009-09-11: 01:08:00
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Earwiggedout
Created by: sodium
Pronunciation: eer-wig-dowt
Sentence: "Material Girl" caused Eunice to be so earwiggedout that she constructed a flaming effigy of Madonna right there on her bed.
Etymology: earwig = a song that sticks in your head & wigged out = a state of mental panic
Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by w5lf9s.
Thank you w5lf9s! ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by w5lf9s.
Thank you w5lf9s! ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by w5lf9s.
Thank you w5lf9s! ~ James
ErWenn - 2007-02-20: 08:30:00
That "Join" button looks exactly like the "Create" button. There should be some obvious indicator that you're not clicking on the same thing you click on every day. The page looks nearly identical, and I know I'm not the first person to accidentally join a group.
Hey ErWenn, Yes, I think you're right. I have removed the "join group" button. Players are now required to create a unique word before it can be saved. (Plus, as an added bonus, I have taken your name off the creators list for allwise's word, which you "accidentally" joined. Now you can go ahead and create your own word for the day.) Thanks ~ James
Today's definition was suggested by w5lf9s. Thank you w5lf9s. ~ James
Koekbroer - 2012-05-22: 01:45:00