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DEFINITION: v. tr., To invade another person's personal space by sitting, standing or hovering unnecessarily close. n., A person who habitually stands or sits "uncomfortably close" when communicating with others.
Verboticisms
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Communiplating
Created by: yellowbird
Pronunciation: com-une-ih-plate-ing
Sentence: John hardly communiplates at all anymore since everyone in the office except him has had the flu.
Etymology: communication + electroplating
Spacelester
Created by: chaiandallthatjazz
Pronunciation: space + lester
Sentence: The party was a blast except for that 5 minutes trying to get away from Tommy, the spacelester. Finally, I just threw up my hands and exclaimed, "This isn't happenin'!! Back off, Tommy. See this line... (I drew an imaginary line in space between he and I)... DON'T CROSS IT!" Everyone laughed, and someone yelled out from the other side of the room, "He's a spacelester!"
Etymology: space + molester
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COMMENTS:
Great Create! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-25: 12:16:00
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Zencroach
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: zen/croach
Sentence: Every time I get into a calm silent mediative state someone zencroaches and I lose the moment.
Etymology: zen + encroach
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COMMENTS:
zany word! - bananabender, 2008-01-21: 09:10:00
Your ability to add just one letter so effectively always amazes me. Just as brevity is the soul of wit ... your brevity with letters is the soul of your verboticisms. (I zen bow to you.) - silveryaspen, 2008-01-21: 10:46:00
Nice word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-21: 19:25:00
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Obnoxencroach
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: Obb - nox - en - kroach
Sentence: Luthers halitosis made it that much more annoying to people when he'd obnoxencroach into their space.
Etymology: Obnoxious and encroach
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COMMENTS:
Luther's halitosis adds a whole new meaning to OZZIEBOB's breathshot! - bananabender, 2008-01-21: 09:34:00
The 'oxen' conjures up a bull in one's iner space' and I liked the ending 'roach' for these type of people are about as welcome as that bug ... and drive us buggy! These word has so many levels of meaning beyond your etymology ... I am having such fun with this one! Quite creative! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-21: 10:39:00
Ugh ... my Freudian finger slips are showing in my comment above ... iner (eye-ner) for inner and these for this because I see so many roots to other words in your creation. I need to take time to edit my comments before I hit the add them button. - silveryaspen, 2008-01-21: 10:41:00
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Stickysicky
Created by: silveryaspen
Pronunciation: stik-ee-sik-ee
Sentence: I'd like to waive a magic stick around my private space to keep out the stickysickies.
Etymology: sticky meaning adhesive and sicky being a slang term for anyone with abnormal emotional needs such as the abnormal need to be invade others personal space
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COMMENTS:
Great word! Eeewww... It makes me recall that chilling cloying feeling and I just wanna swat what's causing it just as I would a blood-sucking mosquito! - bananabender, 2008-01-21: 10:47:00
I like it alot! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-21: 19:29:00
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Snoogling
Created by: cmartyn
Pronunciation: snew-gull-ing
Sentence: Excuse me, you are snoogling my space. I was here first, so back off.
Etymology:
Spaceafide
Created by: purpleman
Pronunciation: space/a/fide
Sentence: i sometime spaceafide some girls space......he he
Etymology: space+afide
Privacypoker
Created by: Dougalistic
Pronunciation: Priv-acey-poke-er
Sentence: I was in class the other day talking to Michelle when that nerd, Johno came over and was lingering like a bad smell around us trying to find out what we were saying.. I mean, huh, what a privacypoker!
Etymology: Privacy - Your own personal space you like to keep to yourself without others being aware. Poker - As in 'poking into my/ our/ your business' like a spy or detective.. Unwanted and rude.
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COMMENTS:
Privacypoker - poker losers ... good interplay that really gets the idea across on so many different levels. Good one. - silveryaspen, 2008-01-21: 10:25:00
I agree with silveryaspen. A wannabee that's just nevergonna! Clever word, and I like the p...p... rythm. - bananabender, 2008-01-21: 10:52:00
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Myspacejunkie
Created by: bananabender
Pronunciation: mi / speys / junk / ey
Sentence: We are convinced that Dirk, the new window dresser, suffers from withdrawal symptoms if he doesn't get to within an inch of that babe dummy's nose at least ten times a day. He's a myspacejunkie with BIG problems!
Etymology: MY: mine. MYSPACE: a cyberworld comfort zone for the socially challenged!!! lol SPACE: as in personal space. JUNKIE: a person with an insatiable craving for something. SPACE JUNK: feelings we are left with when our space is invaded!
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COMMENTS:
lol @ "MYSPACE: a cyberworld comfort zone for the socially challenged!!!" hehe!! - Dougalistic, 2008-01-21: 09:37:00
No one likes their space junked up ... very appropriate creation. I like it. - silveryaspen, 2008-01-21: 10:22:00
A very versatile, and timely, word! - Tigger, 2008-01-21: 15:10:00
No big problems with your word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-21: 19:21:00
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Comments:
bananabender - 2008-01-21: 09:28:00
Love your words to-day, 'specially breathshot.
bananabender - 2008-01-21: 09:30:00
Sorry, my comment was meant for OZZIEBOB.