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DEFINITION: v. To discover that one of your "just friends" friends maintains a lovingly tended shrine in their bedroom, consisting mostly of compromising photos and/or videos of you. n. A private collection of "private" photos and/or videos.
Verboticisms
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Enschweined
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: en sh wine d
Sentence: Imagine the shock when Keira entered the apartment of her study friend, Boarus Piggott. She saw hundreds of pictures of herself littered everywhere. Pictures from every aspect of her life, including intimate moments. She was stunned to be enschweined in this manner. Her personal privacy had been invaded and after the initial shock, her anger had exploded. "I thought you were my friend, Boarus, how could you stalk me this way?" Boarus shrugged and snorted, "I guess my name should be Pigout, not Piggott! You are sow beautiful and sty-lish, my little sausage, with your porcinelain complexion and oinkredible smile...I'll be frank, I've always wanted to pork you! All your other boyfriends were hogging you." Keira walked to the apartment door, where 2 undercover pigs awaited her ham signal. She flashed her police badge and said "I squealed on you, Boarus Piggott, as many other swill! You are under arrest and you are going to the pen for a very loin time, where you will be bacon a lot of license plates!"
Etymology: enshrine (a place of worship hallowed by association with some sacred thing or person ) & schwein (German for Pig or swine;an unclean brute, a lowlife,a piggish slob)
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COMMENTS:
Brilliant and sardonic. Pun-gent also.
Hams off to you. - metrohumanx, 2008-07-02: 02:26:00
Sounds like Boarus had an extensive porkfolio of Keira's pics. He has very boarish sty'le, and he sounds like a bit of a ham. - Mustang, 2008-07-02: 04:52:00
it's a wiener - Jabberwocky, 2008-07-02: 15:51:00
Creative: it brings home the bacon for me. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-07-04: 06:35:00
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Porntheon
Created by: OZZIEBOB
Pronunciation: PAWRN-thee-on
Sentence: Roxie became concerned when she discovered that a casual acquaintance was maintaining a lovingly tended porntheon of her in his bedroom. She feared that the stiff-leather, brief case that this E-lewdster constantly carried and guarded so religiously, might be a pornmanteau.
Etymology: Blend of PORN (short for pornography) & PANTHENON:Shrine of the gods. E-lewdster. Electronic pervert- Lewdster coined by Shakespeare, "Against such lewdsters and their lechery Those that betray them do no treachery." Merry Wivesof Windsor. Act v, sc. 3, l23. (Mrs Page) The only use of "Lewdsters"
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COMMENTS:
PORNTHEON is a sarcasticlassic. - metrohumanx, 2008-07-02: 02:31:00
walking on Athena ice with this one - Jabberwocky, 2008-07-02: 15:54:00
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Revelationship
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: revel/ay/shun/ship
Sentence: The revelationship that Jim had feelings for her caused her to hurl all over his new laptop
Etymology: revelation + relationship
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COMMENTS:
euww! vaiomit. Is there a tablet for that? - petaj, 2007-04-25: 08:12:00
Nice... *vomits too* - ohwtepph, 2007-04-25: 10:59:00
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Discycho
Created by: Mrgoodtimes
Pronunciation: dih-sahy-koh
Sentence: Although finishing 35th on American Idol in 2008, Betsy Lou knew that she had herself a true discycho in Timmy as soon as she walked into bedroom shrine dedicated to her.
Etymology: Disciple - Psycho
Creepgallery
Created by: splendiction
Pronunciation: creep GAL er e
Sentence: When Jill stumbled upon Jack's creepgallery, she knew he'd become a real creep. How DID he get those pictures? His collection revealed he'd really fallen for her. Who would want a picture of her picking her nose? Jill was certain Jack's fall last year had warped her friend's frontal cortex (or whatever part of the brain responsible for judgement and reason)!
Etymology: From: creep (the noun and verb) and gallery.
Stalkerwareness
Created by: pepperpatti
Pronunciation: as written: stalker-wareness
Sentence: Shirley thought that John was just another guy on her floor until stalkerwareness hit when viewing his Facebook albums
Etymology: Stalker, an individual with a consuming obsession with another person; awareness, the consciousness of some event, behavior pattern, or other previously unknown concept.
Bewareness
Created by: americanogig
Pronunciation: Bee-ware-ness
Sentence: Buddy was excited to show his best friend Alice all the pictures he had Photoshopped her into. At first she found it amusing. Then she saw his collection of dirty underwear last seen in HER laundry hamper. Alice felt suddenly uncomfortable around her “friend” as bewareness dawned on her. Her convictions were only strengthened when Buddy sniffed her neck and said, “My, my we’re smelling fresh today.”
Etymology: From be wary and awareness.
Comradolised
Created by: Rutilus
Pronunciation: com-rad-oh-ly-sed
Sentence: Clare was mortified at her discovery. She had seen Jack in platonic terms only and thought he felt the same. She was now alone with him and out of her comfort zone, knowing she was comradolised by him. Her pepper spray may come in handy. She knew he could no longer have any part in her life and her safety was paramount.
Etymology: comrade - friend; idolised - adored
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COMMENTS:
Comradolized is VERY cool.
I voted too soon. - metrohumanx, 2008-07-02: 21:22:00
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Stalkportfolio
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: stalk/port/foh/lee/oh
Sentence: Donny had spent a lot of time assembling his stalkportfolio and just had to share his investment with Jenny.
Etymology: stalk + portfolio
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COMMENTS:
very good - porsche, 2007-04-25: 09:25:00
Sounds like Donny had a good business plan, I wonder if it paid off? - wordmeister, 2007-04-25: 10:11:00
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Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by PythianHabenero.
Thank you PythianHabenero! ~ James
suzanne - 2007-04-26: 12:31:00
friendorfoto
Excellent! I voted too soon. gotta stop these 3 am verbotomizings... Carry on!
Disregard that last comment. It was intended for another verbotomizer.
Wondering when some new definitions will be happening. Not really motivated to do these oldies a second time over.
I guess she WAS really Enschweined, eh?
A creepy stalker. Nice way to start the day.