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DEFINITION: v. To discover that one of your "just friends" friends maintains a lovingly tended shrine in their bedroom, consisting mostly of compromising photos and/or videos of you. n. A private collection of "private" photos and/or videos.
Verboticisms
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Pantyloon
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: pantēloōn
Sentence: Joan was all to happy to help her friend Mike with his virus-infected laptop. What she was not so happy about was when she found a file folder with her name on it and dozens and dozens of pictures of her in various stages of undress with the camera clearly trained on her underwear. Some even looked as though they were shot through her bathroom window. So that*s it. That*s Mike*s dark little secret. He*s a pantyloon. Good news to report to Mike. Most of his files were recovered and the delete key works just fine.
Etymology: panty (legless underpants worn by women and girls) + loon (a silly or foolish person)
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COMMENTS:
pant pant - galwaywegian, 2009-11-11: 10:39:00
that's a pair of pants - mrskellyscl, 2009-11-11: 21:28:00
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Trumantised
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: true man tie zd
Sentence: she was severely trumantised by joe's very misguided and very public affection.
Etymology: truman show, traumatised
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COMMENTS:
No doubt Joe was just trying to be trumantic. - petaj, 2007-04-25: 05:24:00
how true, man - galwaywegian, 2007-04-25: 05:39:00
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Novofalsamify
Created by: emmyb2
Pronunciation: no-vo-fal-sa-mi-fie
Sentence: Raquel novofalsamified but once before living the life of a hermit.
Etymology: novo-newly fals- fake ami- friend fy-to make
Shrinecologist
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: shry nek olo jist
Sentence: When Barbie finally accepted an invitation to her friend Randy's bedroom, she was shocked. He had plastered the walls of his room with photos of her and she could not imagine where he had gotten some of the more intimate shots. She was furious. "Yes, it's true, I absolutely love you and worship you!", Randy vowed. Just then Barbie's phone went off and she grabbed it. "Oh Hi, Buffy, I can't talk now as I am visiting my shrinecologist...please call 911 and have the police and EMS come to Randy's House, as I am going to make sure he signs up to play hockey with the Castor Raiders!"
Etymology: Shrine (a place of worship hallowed by association with some sacred thing or person) & Gynecologist (the branch of medicine that deals with the diseases and reproductive issues of women)
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COMMENTS:
ouch! - galwaywegian, 2009-11-11: 10:40:00
Hilarious! - splendiction, 2009-11-11: 20:57:00
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Stalkportfolio
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: stalk/port/foh/lee/oh
Sentence: Donny had spent a lot of time assembling his stalkportfolio and just had to share his investment with Jenny.
Etymology: stalk + portfolio
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COMMENTS:
very good - porsche, 2007-04-25: 09:25:00
Sounds like Donny had a good business plan, I wonder if it paid off? - wordmeister, 2007-04-25: 10:11:00
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Creepgallery
Created by: splendiction
Pronunciation: creep GAL er e
Sentence: When Jill stumbled upon Jack's creepgallery, she knew he'd become a real creep. How DID he get those pictures? His collection revealed he'd really fallen for her. Who would want a picture of her picking her nose? Jill was certain Jack's fall last year had warped her friend's frontal cortex (or whatever part of the brain responsible for judgement and reason)!
Etymology: From: creep (the noun and verb) and gallery.
Disclothesure
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: diss-clothes-yure
Sentence: When Georgie saw the reliqueery that Bobby had created s/he was shocked at the disclothesure. There s/he was in all his/her naked glory on every wall of the room.
Etymology: disclosure + clothes
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COMMENTS:
like it! - galwaywegian, 2007-04-25: 05:19:00
ooh that was quick galwaywegian - petaj, 2007-04-25: 05:20:00
I guess Georgie was in a state of disclothesuria - wordmeister, 2007-04-25: 10:10:00
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Risqusted
Created by: metrohumanx
Pronunciation: RIS-GUS-TED
Sentence: Sarah was RISQUSTED when she saw the disturbingly demented collection of photos and dismemberabilia Ted had salvaged from the sorry rubble of their stunningly disfunctional relationship. "Can we still be friends, my Goddess"? Ted asked, with a rodentlike smile. In her many years of volunteer work with the criminally insane,Sarah had never seen a pornoshrine like this. She replied: "I'd rather have a lobotomy".
Etymology: RISQue+disGUSTED risque:pruriently offensive+ disgusted
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COMMENTS:
"To discover" necessarily implies a verb form. However the sheer creativity shown by the creators of the nouns trumps my humble contribution. - metrohumanx, 2008-07-02: 03:09:00
Hahaha I've said this same exact word before...too funny :) - abrakadeborah, 2009-03-25: 14:15:00
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Enschweined
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: en sh wine d
Sentence: Imagine the shock when Keira entered the apartment of her study friend, Boarus Piggott. She saw hundreds of pictures of herself littered everywhere. Pictures from every aspect of her life, including intimate moments. She was stunned to be enschweined in this manner. Her personal privacy had been invaded and after the initial shock, her anger had exploded. "I thought you were my friend, Boarus, how could you stalk me this way?" Boarus shrugged and snorted, "I guess my name should be Pigout, not Piggott! You are sow beautiful and sty-lish, my little sausage, with your porcinelain complexion and oinkredible smile...I'll be frank, I've always wanted to pork you! All your other boyfriends were hogging you." Keira walked to the apartment door, where 2 undercover pigs awaited her ham signal. She flashed her police badge and said "I squealed on you, Boarus Piggott, as many other swill! You are under arrest and you are going to the pen for a very loin time, where you will be bacon a lot of license plates!"
Etymology: enshrine (a place of worship hallowed by association with some sacred thing or person ) & schwein (German for Pig or swine;an unclean brute, a lowlife,a piggish slob)
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COMMENTS:
Brilliant and sardonic. Pun-gent also.
Hams off to you. - metrohumanx, 2008-07-02: 02:26:00
Sounds like Boarus had an extensive porkfolio of Keira's pics. He has very boarish sty'le, and he sounds like a bit of a ham. - Mustang, 2008-07-02: 04:52:00
it's a wiener - Jabberwocky, 2008-07-02: 15:51:00
Creative: it brings home the bacon for me. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-07-04: 06:35:00
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Stalkognize
Created by: ErWenn
Pronunciation: /ˈstɑkəɡˌnaɪz/
Sentence: The first time you stalkognize anyone, it's mildly flattering for a moment, but it gets creepy _really_ quickly.
Etymology: From stalk + recognize
Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by PythianHabenero.
Thank you PythianHabenero! ~ James
suzanne - 2007-04-26: 12:31:00
friendorfoto
Excellent! I voted too soon. gotta stop these 3 am verbotomizings... Carry on!
Disregard that last comment. It was intended for another verbotomizer.
Wondering when some new definitions will be happening. Not really motivated to do these oldies a second time over.
I guess she WAS really Enschweined, eh?
A creepy stalker. Nice way to start the day.