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'Where did you get all these photos?'

DEFINITION: v. To discover that one of your "just friends" friends maintains a lovingly tended shrine in their bedroom, consisting mostly of compromising photos and/or videos of you. n. A private collection of "private" photos and/or videos.

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Risqusted

metrohumanx

Created by: metrohumanx

Pronunciation: RIS-GUS-TED

Sentence: Sarah was RISQUSTED when she saw the disturbingly demented collection of photos and dismemberabilia Ted had salvaged from the sorry rubble of their stunningly disfunctional relationship. "Can we still be friends, my Goddess"? Ted asked, with a rodentlike smile. In her many years of volunteer work with the criminally insane,Sarah had never seen a pornoshrine like this. She replied: "I'd rather have a lobotomy".

Etymology: RISQue+disGUSTED risque:pruriently offensive+ disgusted

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COMMENTS:

metrohumanx "To discover" necessarily implies a verb form. However the sheer creativity shown by the creators of the nouns trumps my humble contribution. - metrohumanx, 2008-07-02: 03:09:00

Hahaha I've said this same exact word before...too funny :) - abrakadeborah, 2009-03-25: 14:15:00

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Stalkportfolio

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: stawk/port/foh/lee/oh

Sentence: Joe had spent a lot of time assembling his stalkportfolio and just had to share his investment with Jenny.

Etymology: STALKPORTFOLIO - noun - from STALK (to pursue, or follow prey)+ PORTFOLIO (pieces of creative work collected to be shown to potential customers)

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COMMENTS:

Another good one. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-07-04: 06:26:00

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Buddyboiled

Created by: pinwheel

Pronunciation: bud/ee/boiled

Sentence: It wasn't so much the naked photos of me that Dick had pinned all over his walls; it was the fact that he had stolen my favourite pair of knickers and made them into a lampshade beside his bed that really upset me. I felt completely buddyboiled!

Etymology: bunny boiler (a person who is obsessed with another) + buddy (a friend)

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petaj His decorating sense was wunderbra! - petaj, 2007-04-25: 05:26:00

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Perviewed

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: PER - vewyd

Sentence: Miranda was both dismayed and angered to discover that her casual friend, Antoine, had a virtual altar containing compromising pictures and videos of her in his bedroom and she became very concerned as she contemplated whom else may have perviewed his rogues gallery and just how much more extensive it might be.

Etymology: Blend of pervert and viewed, also play on both 'purview' (the range of operation, authority, control, concern, etc) and 'preview' (to view or show beforehand or in advance)

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COMMENTS:

Antoine must be a purveyor...good word! - Nosila, 2008-07-02: 19:35:00

Good word. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-07-04: 06:23:00

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Covertrusion

artr

Created by: artr

Pronunciation: kōvərtroōzhən

Sentence: Marsha thought it was a good thing when she saw \"video surveillance\" in the ad for an apartment. When she found a hidden camera in her bedroom wall she wasn’t so sure. The covertrusion was complete when she discovered one in the bathroom. Litigation is pending.

Etymology: covert (not openly acknowledged or displayed) + intrusion (the action of intruding)

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Stalkportfolio

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: stalk/port/foh/lee/oh

Sentence: Donny had spent a lot of time assembling his stalkportfolio and just had to share his investment with Jenny.

Etymology: stalk + portfolio

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COMMENTS:

very good - porsche, 2007-04-25: 09:25:00

Sounds like Donny had a good business plan, I wonder if it paid off? - wordmeister, 2007-04-25: 10:11:00

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Photofetish

Created by: rebelvin

Pronunciation: PHOTO+FETISH

Sentence: I was horrified when I happened to wander into his room, and discovered he liked me photofetishistically.

Etymology: PHOTO+FETISH

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COMMENTS:

Kick him in the photofetlock and get out of there...good word! - Nosila, 2008-07-02: 19:36:00

Very nice. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-07-04: 06:26:00

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Voyeuratzzo

mrskellyscl

Created by: mrskellyscl

Pronunciation: voy-yer-rat-tzo

Sentence: Frieda was shocked to discover that Brad was a voyeuratzzo the day that someone sent her a photo on herself on her cell phone that he had sexted to all their friends. When she went to confront him she found more photos and videos of herself in private moments. "How could you do this"? she cried, "do you know how much we could get for these online?"

Etymology: voyeur: one who secretly watches others in their private moments for gratification + rat: a despicable person who betrays or informs on an friend + paparazzo: a photographer who takes candid and compromising photos of celebrities to sell to supermarket rags and magazines

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COMMENTS:

fantatzzo word - Nosila, 2009-11-11: 17:29:00

Great twist! - splendiction, 2009-11-11: 21:03:00

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Psychoscovery

Created by: mana1066

Pronunciation: si-co-scuv-er-ee

Sentence: he always strangely never let me in his room at his house, was there a psychoscovery he was trying to prevent from happening

Etymology: psycho + discovery

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Creepiphany

Created by: airlie

Pronunciation: kree-PIF-uh-nee

Sentence: Oh my gosh Susan, I was over at Jeremy's house and he showed me all these photos and videos of me. I'm totally enschwined there! My head was even photoshopped on his sister's body and he has a video of me in the shower at the gym! I'm so freaked out, it was a total creepiphany! I can't believe I thought he wanted to be "just friends"!

Etymology: CREEP: a boring, disturbingly eccentric, painfully introverted, or obnoxious person who is frightening or repellent + EPIPHANY: a sudden, intuitive perception of or insight into the reality or essential meaning of something.

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COMMENTS:

Like the sound of it. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-07-04: 06:36:00

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Comments:

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-04-25: 03:11:00
Today's definition was suggested by PythianHabenero.
Thank you PythianHabenero! ~ James

suzanne - 2007-04-26: 12:31:00
friendorfoto

metrohumanx metrohumanx - 2008-07-02: 21:19:00
Excellent! I voted too soon. gotta stop these 3 am verbotomizings... Carry on!

metrohumanx metrohumanx - 2008-07-02: 21:21:00
Disregard that last comment. It was intended for another verbotomizer.

petaj petaj - 2008-07-03: 06:16:00
Wondering when some new definitions will be happening. Not really motivated to do these oldies a second time over.

metrohumanx metrohumanx - 2009-11-11: 07:15:00
I guess she WAS really Enschweined, eh?

artr artr - 2009-11-11: 08:33:00
A creepy stalker. Nice way to start the day.