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DEFINITION: v. To discover that one of your "just friends" friends maintains a lovingly tended shrine in their bedroom, consisting mostly of compromising photos and/or videos of you. n. A private collection of "private" photos and/or videos.
Verboticisms
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Toxicstalksyndrome
Created by: porsche
Pronunciation: tok/sic/stok/sin/drome
Sentence: Jill had to be rushed to the hospital with toxicstalksyndrome after visiting Jack
Etymology: toxic shock syndrome + stalk
Videgosanctum
Created by: Ellemorpheus
Pronunciation: Vid-ay-go-sank-tumm
Sentence: The obsessive teenage boy regretted her videgosanctum.
Etymology: From vid(to see), ego(self), sanctum (sanctuary/church/holy place).
Stalkportfolio
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: stalk/port/foh/lee/oh
Sentence: Donny had spent a lot of time assembling his stalkportfolio and just had to share his investment with Jenny.
Etymology: stalk + portfolio
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COMMENTS:
very good - porsche, 2007-04-25: 09:25:00
Sounds like Donny had a good business plan, I wonder if it paid off? - wordmeister, 2007-04-25: 10:11:00
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Altarmateumm
Created by: rikboyee
Pronunciation: ul-tar-may-tummmm
Sentence: it had been a day since the weird altarmateumm and she still couldn't bring herself to talk to him
Etymology: altar, mate, ummmmmm[which is what you say upon seeing an altar prepared for you by a mate]
Terrifolio
Created by: Osomatic
Pronunciation: tear + ih + foal + ee + oh
Sentence: She's got a terrifolio of me? Oh my gosh, I need to move to a new city!
Etymology: terrify + portfolio
Creepgallery
Created by: splendiction
Pronunciation: creep GAL er e
Sentence: When Jill stumbled upon Jack's creepgallery, she knew he'd become a real creep. How DID he get those pictures? His collection revealed he'd really fallen for her. Who would want a picture of her picking her nose? Jill was certain Jack's fall last year had warped her friend's frontal cortex (or whatever part of the brain responsible for judgement and reason)!
Etymology: From: creep (the noun and verb) and gallery.
Datenouement
Created by: cohenarie
Pronunciation: dAt-nü-'män
Sentence: His protestations that he'd invited me over just for beer and pizza continued until the datenouement - looking for the bathroom, I found an entire wall devoted to enlarged photos from my facebook page.
Etymology: denouement & date
Flattergasted
Created by: toadstool57
Pronunciation: fla-tur-gas-ted
Sentence: Jill was flattergasted when she saw the number one video of the day, "Jill Does Dallas."
Etymology: flattered, flabbergasted
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COMMENTS:
gas! - galwaywegian, 2007-04-25: 05:18:00
You've really captured pythinahabernos' original idea: "The sensation of combined flattery and horror engendered when..." - wordmeister, 2007-04-25: 10:21:00
Yep. This one gets my stamp of approval. :) - PythianHabenero, 2007-04-25: 11:37:00
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Stalkerwareness
Created by: pepperpatti
Pronunciation: as written: stalker-wareness
Sentence: Shirley thought that John was just another guy on her floor until stalkerwareness hit when viewing his Facebook albums
Etymology: Stalker, an individual with a consuming obsession with another person; awareness, the consciousness of some event, behavior pattern, or other previously unknown concept.
Kodakattack
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: koh-dak-ah-tack
Sentence: Sue had a major kodakattack when she discovered Bob's bedroom shrine of her half-clad images.
Etymology: Kodak, heart attack
Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by PythianHabenero.
Thank you PythianHabenero! ~ James
suzanne - 2007-04-26: 12:31:00
friendorfoto
Excellent! I voted too soon. gotta stop these 3 am verbotomizings... Carry on!
Disregard that last comment. It was intended for another verbotomizer.
Wondering when some new definitions will be happening. Not really motivated to do these oldies a second time over.
I guess she WAS really Enschweined, eh?
A creepy stalker. Nice way to start the day.