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DEFINITION: n. The mental state induced by the discovery your new husband, and your maid of honor, entangled in the satin sheets given to you as a wedding present by your grandmother. v. To catch your new husband in a close quarters with a close friend.

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Coupuper

Created by: obgyn

Pronunciation: Cuh-pooper

Sentence: Stacey was in a coupuper for months after walking in on her new husband and maid of honor.

Etymology: Coup: couple. uper: stuper.

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Bobbittosis

Created by: porsche

Pronunciation: bob-it-toe-sis

Sentence: The shocking bedroom scene sent her into an acute attack of bobbittosis..the result is too graphic to put in print

Etymology: bobbitt (as in Lorena Bobbitt) + psychosis

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Tomfoolastoundery

Created by: ekath

Pronunciation: tom-fool-astound-ery

Sentence: I wonder if hilary clinton went into tomfoolastoundery when she found out about her husband's sultry scandel from congress?

Etymology: from tomfoolery + fool around + astound

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Adoltery

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: ah-dolt-er-ee

Sentence: When she caught them playing Ride the Baloney Pony at Camp Comeoniwannalaya, she was totally overcome with adoltery. How could she be so stupid? Afterall, she did see him retrieving wedding cake crumbs from the cleavage of her maid of honor at their wedding reception.

Etymology: adultery, dolt

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COMMENTS:

References to the pony and camp come with great respect for Burgess Meredith. - purpleartichokes, 2007-03-27: 04:53:00

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Flingflung

Created by: splendiction

Pronunciation: Fling FLUNG

Sentence: Finding her Ted in bed with that red head left her heart feeling raw and flingflung!

Etymology: A compound of: fling, get it on at the spur of a moment, and flung, cast aside(in this case, by the person having a fling).

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COMMENTS:

Better if Ted were dead...good word! - Nosila, 2009-10-14: 22:33:00

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Cheatergasted

Created by: jadklein

Pronunciation:

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Uhnulludidnt

Created by: idavecook

Pronunciation: Uh-Null_You_Didnt

Sentence: As Marcy stepped into the kitchen suddenly the UHNULLUDIDNT took her over. Could it be, the sheets, not the sheets!

Etymology: Anullment + UH + No You Didn't

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Treacherysteria

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /ˌtɹɛtʃɚɪˈstɛɹiə/

Sentence: There's absolutely nothing one can say to fend off a developing fit of treacherysteria, but it doesn't stop people from trying.

Etymology: from treachery + hysteria

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Mattressidal

Created by: TJayzz

Pronunciation: Mat-ress-idal

Sentence: Lisa felt positively mattressidal when she discovered her new husband Tony in a compromising position on the marriage bed with her maid of honor and 'best friend' Sue. And to top it all off they were using the black satin sheets bought by her rather 'racy' grandmother as a wedding gift!!

Etymology: Mattress (Fabric filled case used on a bed.)Arabic 'carpet or cushion'. + Suicidal(The intention to kill oneself) Latin sui 'of oneself' +caedere 'kill' = Mattressidal

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COMMENTS:

Great word! funny! - wordmeister, 2008-06-11: 00:18:00

great combo - Jabberwocky, 2008-06-11: 12:13:00

Funny and creative. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-12: 07:26:00

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