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DEFINITION: v. , To over indulge your pet. n., A pet which has trained its owner to jump, rollover and beg.
Verboticisms
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Pampoodle
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: pam poo dill
Sentence: They pampoodled her so much thatthey each had to start moonlighting in order to keep up the payments for her shitzu massages.
Etymology: pamper poodle
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COMMENTS:
Brilliant! - Tigger, 2007-12-11: 14:39:00
funny - I bet by next year it's a registered breed - Jabberwocky, 2007-12-11: 15:07:00
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Hautedogger
Created by: kabloozie
Pronunciation: ote-dawg-ger
Sentence: Cindy just dropped $150 on a dog purse, $190 on a dog bed, and $70 on grooming Snowflake, her new dog. She's such a hautedogger, she won't buy anything at Petco - she only goes to a designer pet store - nothing's too good for that spoiled hautedog.
Etymology: haute: fashionably elegant. Hotdogger: one who shows off.
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COMMENTS:
super word! - libertybelle, 2007-12-11: 09:13:00
very funny - Jabberwocky, 2007-12-11: 15:09:00
Love it! - purpleartichokes, 2007-12-11: 18:09:00
pardon your french ... it's a terrific word! - silveryaspen, 2007-12-13: 15:39:00
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Guccipoochie
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: goō chē poō chē
Sentence: Brucie was oh so devoted to his guccipoochie that he had a messenger bag custom designed just to carry it around with him. Pookie had more expensive one-of-a-kind sweaters than Bill Cosby. Even Pookie's breed was designer. She was a combination of chihuahua and dachshund. Brucie could be heard asking anybody who would listen, "Would you like to see my Chiweenie?". The question never failed to elicit a response.
Etymology: Gucci (Top-end design company founded by Guccio Gucci) + Poochie (a dog)
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COMMENTS:
love it! - galwaywegian, 2008-11-03: 04:38:00
Very good! - Mustang, 2008-11-03: 18:13:00
Nicely fashioned - OZZIEBOB, 2008-11-04: 15:53:00
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Poochalist
Created by: looseball
Pronunciation: pooch+a+list
Sentence: that animal has everything in fashion,dagone poochalist.
Etymology:
Mollypoodle
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: mol lee poo del
Sentence: When Zsa Zsa pushed her poodle, FiFi, around in an expensive stroller, Max wondered why she would mollypoodle her so much. He realized that it was because Zsa Zsa had no children, had more money than sense and loved the attention her glamourous dog brought her way.
Etymology: Mollycoddle (treat with excessive indulgence) & Poodle (dog breed,an intelligent dog with a heavy curly solid-colored coat that is usually clipped and a pet that is fancily groomed)
Pierrecardog
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: pee-ayr-car-DOG
Sentence: Claudette's poodle, Pierre, was known affectionately, (or derisively depending on who used the pseudonym), as Pierrecardog, as Claudette always had Pierre decked out in the latest Pucci designer togs from Paris.
Etymology: Simply a play on the name of fashion designer, Pierre Cardin
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COMMENTS:
nice! - galwaywegian, 2008-11-03: 04:38:00
Like its styler - OZZIEBOB, 2008-11-04: 06:31:00
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Fancybeast
Created by: thegoatisbad
Pronunciation: ˈfæn si fest
Sentence: Good taste is easy to recognize, and it's hard to miss Zinnia running her weekend errands with Mr. Tuxedo. Not a black and white cat, Mr. Tuxedo is a pampered pooch with a taste for haute couture. Zinnia recalls: "Well, his name is a bit of a misnomer. He stopped wearing tuxedos after his third birthday and Balenciaga had that amazing collection inspired by bug exoskeletons." Kimberly complained to Loretta "she's turned one of God's most beautiful domesticated animals into a FancyBeast."
Etymology: Fancy (fantastic quality or taste) + Beast (animal) Play on cat food brand "Fancy Feast"
Guccipooch
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: GOO-chee-pooch
Sentence: Whether intentionally or not, Felicity had turned her poodle, Pierre, into a Guccipooch by showering him with fashionable garments and by endlessly fawning over him in any and every way imaginable.
Etymology: Blend of 'Gucci' (a company that markets fashionable shoes, handbags etc) and 'pooch' (slang word for dog)
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COMMENTS:
Guccipoochie could add to the alliteration - artr, 2012-12-14: 10:38:00
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Petcessorize
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: pet-sess-or-ize
Sentence: Mona liked to petcessorize with a Pucci handbag lined with matching piddle paper.
Etymology: pet, accessorize
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COMMENTS:
Excellent verbotocism! Piddle paper??? Doggie Depends? lol - Mustang, 2007-12-11: 07:04:00
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Petnipulation
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: pet/nip/yuh/ley/shun
Sentence: Fifi, Paris' toy poddle, is an expert at petnipulation, controlling Paris with strategic licks, snuggles, yelps and whimpers to get whatever she wants whenever she wants.
Etymology: pet + manipulation
Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by kabloozie Thank you kabloozie ~ James
silveryaspen - 2007-12-13: 15:51:00
Your webtexting expertise is showing! Should your word 'lebitch' be 'R' rate? Very clever. I liked it even though I dinna wanna!
Today's definition was suggested by kabloozie. Thank you kabloozie. ~ James