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'What did you just say?'

DEFINITION: To put your foot in your mouth by saying what you're thinking, rather that thinking of what your saying.

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Freudrage

Created by: maxxy

Pronunciation: FROYD-raje

Sentence: Jim was fired after he ran into his boss at a boozy party and freudraged when the guy asked him how he liked his new assignment.

Etymology: Freud, as in Freudian slip, + rage via outrage, road rage and 'roid rage

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Hoofinmouth

Created by: toadstool57

Pronunciation: Hoof-in-mouth

Sentence: Dave seemed to mess up again and again as he blurted out the first thing on his mind. The doctors told him he had a case of hoofinmouth disease.

Etymology: hoof, as in foot/ mouth

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Freudianblip

Created by: Bulletchewer

Pronunciation: Froy-dee-un-blip

Sentence: His Freudianblip, commenting on a "nice vase", meant sleeping on the couch again. (Reckon you need to be British to appreciate this)

Etymology: From "Freudian slip" which means pretty much the same as the definition, usually with sexual connotations. "Blip" is a pun on "slip" and "blooper" (mistake).

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Verbotomy Yes Bulletchewer, You're right! ~ James - Verbotomy, 2007-02-05: 20:03:00

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Freudfootenmouth

Created by: paintergrl1313

Pronunciation: freud-foot-in-mouth

Sentence: I just freudfootenmouth-ed by telling her that she had nice boobs instead of boots.

Etymology: freud: as in "freudian slip", footen mouth: as in foot in mouth.

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Flaptongued

Created by: Javeson1

Pronunciation: flap-tung'd

Sentence: Flaptongued people usually get put in their place pretty quickly, especially if their comment was towards an outgoing person.

Etymology: flapping tongue

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By the way, the "your" in the definition for this word should be "you're". - Javeson1, 2007-02-05: 13:30:00

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Verbootin

Created by: porsche

Pronunciation: verb/oot/in

Sentence: He was always guilty of verbootin - letting forbidden thoughts escape

Etymology: verboten- forbidden + boot + in

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Nice one! - BMott, 2007-02-06: 22:48:00

thanks BMott - porsche, 2007-02-07: 11:14:00

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Oraloops

Created by: BMott

Pronunciation: or - ul -oops

Sentence: Justin stuttered as he tried to recover from his oraloops when "boobs" slipped out instead of "boots while he was trying to charm Amber.

Etymology: Oral - Latin or-, os mouth; Oops - surprise, or dismay

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good word in the "oral tradition" - wordmeister, 2007-02-05: 19:52:00

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Pedomouthise

Created by: mickey666

Pronunciation: ped-o-moth-eyes

Sentence: Looking around the restaurant, he was sure he saw many bugs running wild. "Can I have fried lice, please?" he pedomouthised

Etymology: pedos = foot and put it in mouth

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Mingleupping

Created by: josje

Pronunciation: mingle upping

Sentence: I´m just loking at you and my mind and mouth are mingleupping

Etymology: i dont know

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Boobabble

erasmus

Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: boo baa bull

Sentence: Frank just boobabled at her and managed to cause great offense.

Etymology: to make a boob of yourself or to stare at her boobs, and babble.

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Comments:

ErWenn - 2007-02-05: 02:06:00
Isn't that what a Freudian slip is?

Discoveria - 2007-02-05: 04:12:00
Yes, I think so too.

Bulletchewer - 2007-02-05: 07:10:00
No, it's not a Freudian slip, it's a Freudianblip mahahahaha...

ErWenn - 2007-02-05: 09:35:00
You know what _I_ think we need a word for? A word for a non-Freudian slip of the tongue. Granted, I don't think Freud thought that they existed, but enough people do that it'd be nice to have a word to differentiate the two situations.

Bulletchewer - 2007-02-05: 10:00:00
I like blaming Freud, the sex-obsessed legend deserves it! Plus, one word is enough, so, next verboticism please.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-02-05: 20:00:00
Hey ErWenn, Thanks for the suggestion! I will see if I can create a definition for that... ~ James