Vote for the best verboticism.

'I built it all by myself!'

DEFINITION: To radiate confidence and satisfaction with everything you do. After all, if you don't congratulate yourself for a job well done, who will?

Create | Read

Verboticisms

Click on each verboticism to read the sentences created by the Verbotomy writers, and to see your voting options...

You have two votes. Click on the words to read the details, then vote your favorite.

Egloat

Created by: wordmeister

Pronunciation: e-gloat

Sentence: When I read Chris's word, I suddenly realized that I could think of a better one, and so I did. That's why I'm egloating now. Any questions?

Etymology: ego+gloat

| Comments and Points

Narcissibate

Created by: isopraxis

Pronunciation: nar sis ih bate

Sentence:

Etymology: narcissistic masturbation

| Comments and Points

Egoentrails

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: ego/en/trales

Sentence: Standing there in front of the mirror, he realized that if his egoentrails had carried him this far, the keys to the executive washroom weren't that far away.

Etymology:

| Comments and Points

Hesaschmuck

Created by: Hjason

Pronunciation: he's-a-schmuck

Sentence: Jees, hesaschmuck! Just look how he gloats about his own ideas.

Etymology: He's+a+schmuck - kinda obvious

| Comments and Points

Backpatsturbate

Created by: warped

Pronunciation:

Sentence: As Phil showed his guests his collection of high school trophies, it was obvious he was backpatsturbating.

Etymology: ......I'm not even gonna go there, this is a family website. You guys should be able to figure this one out.

| Comments and Points

Smide

bjorn

Created by: bjorn

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology: smug + pride

| Comments and Points

Satisfried

Created by: jrogan

Pronunciation: sa-tis-frid

Sentence: Rodney was totally satisfried with his own work. In fact he was cooking in it.

Etymology: satisfy + fried

| Comments and Points

Amthebest

Created by: kevinrio

Pronunciation:

Sentence: "I amthebest, as usual" Cannot be used at other persons

Etymology:

| Comments and Points

Autobackpattia

Created by: jboehnker

Pronunciation: ah' toe bak pat' ee uh

Sentence: Bob was rushed to the emergency room after his impressive display of autobackpattia left severe contusions on his shoulder blades.

Etymology: auto + back + pat

| Comments and Points

Grandeyourego

Created by: GreatRandew

Pronunciation: Gran-de-Your-E-go

Sentence: He had a bad Habit of GrandeyourEgoing himself

Etymology:

----------------------------
COMMENTS:

- GreatRandew, 2006-12-13: 09:52:00

----------------------------

| Comments and Points

Show All or More...

 

Comments:

chris - 2006-11-27: 10:42:00
nice sentence, wordmeister :)

wordmeister - 2006-11-27: 10:53:00
Hey Chris, Thanks! I would congratulate you on your word, but I'm sure you've already done it yourself ;)

jedijawa - 2007-03-06: 12:59:00
selfgratulation