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DEFINITION: To radiate confidence and satisfaction with everything you do. After all, if you don't congratulate yourself for a job well done, who will?

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Monoswell

Created by: cannibalgymnastics

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Confibrite

Created by: ChrisCarrk

Pronunciation: con-fih-br-ite

Sentence: He was so confibrite that the room lit up!

Etymology: confidence+bright

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Backpatsturbate

Created by: warped

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Sentence: As Phil showed his guests his collection of high school trophies, it was obvious he was backpatsturbating.

Etymology: ......I'm not even gonna go there, this is a family website. You guys should be able to figure this one out.

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Myglaura

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: my-gl-aura

Sentence: His psychologist was trying to cure Fred's myglaura, but her own superiority complex was getting in the way.

Etymology: my + glory + aura

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Thejerkatwork

Created by: danboaz

Pronunciation: the jerk at work

Sentence: Mike never feels like he gets recognized for his performance so to compensate he has become thejerkatwork.

Etymology: the + jerk + at+ Work

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Hesaschmuck

Created by: Hjason

Pronunciation: he's-a-schmuck

Sentence: Jees, hesaschmuck! Just look how he gloats about his own ideas.

Etymology: He's+a+schmuck - kinda obvious

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Autobackpattia

Created by: jboehnker

Pronunciation: ah' toe bak pat' ee uh

Sentence: Bob was rushed to the emergency room after his impressive display of autobackpattia left severe contusions on his shoulder blades.

Etymology: auto + back + pat

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Complehint

Created by: Chistinalove

Pronunciation: Comp-leh-hint

Sentence: Henry went around the neighborhood to complehint about building the new entertainment center we got at Wal-Mart.

Etymology: Complehint is a mush of the words compliment and hint. The meaning is to compliment oneself while hinting for a compliment from others.

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