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'I built it all by myself!'

DEFINITION: To radiate confidence and satisfaction with everything you do. After all, if you don't congratulate yourself for a job well done, who will?

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Hesaschmuck

Created by: Hjason

Pronunciation: he's-a-schmuck

Sentence: Jees, hesaschmuck! Just look how he gloats about his own ideas.

Etymology: He's+a+schmuck - kinda obvious

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Figjamancy

elstiko

Created by: elstiko

Pronunciation: Fig-Jam-an-see

Sentence: Hubert exuded an abnormal amount of figjamancy despite his recent spate of lawsuits and failed marriages.

Etymology: I'm Good, Just Ask Me - FIGJAMancy

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elstiko smiles and lollipops! - elstiko, 2006-12-13: 23:08:00

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Satisfried

Created by: jrogan

Pronunciation: sa-tis-frid

Sentence: Rodney was totally satisfried with his own work. In fact he was cooking in it.

Etymology: satisfy + fried

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Thejerkatwork

Created by: danboaz

Pronunciation: the jerk at work

Sentence: Mike never feels like he gets recognized for his performance so to compensate he has become thejerkatwork.

Etymology: the + jerk + at+ Work

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Vaniteous

Created by: Kevcom2007

Pronunciation: van/eee/chus

Sentence: The man felt vaniteous today for he had acomplished a feat no other could do!

Etymology: Vanity + eous

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Complehint

Created by: Chistinalove

Pronunciation: Comp-leh-hint

Sentence: Henry went around the neighborhood to complehint about building the new entertainment center we got at Wal-Mart.

Etymology: Complehint is a mush of the words compliment and hint. The meaning is to compliment oneself while hinting for a compliment from others.

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Monoswell

Created by: cannibalgymnastics

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

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Egongratulate

Created by: chris

Pronunciation: ee-gon-grat-u-layt

Sentence: Although the praise of his friends was nice (if, somewhat surprisingly, rare), nothing gave Clive so much satisfaction as to egongratulate himself at every opportunity

Etymology: ego + congratulate

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Amthebest

Created by: kevinrio

Pronunciation:

Sentence: "I amthebest, as usual" Cannot be used at other persons

Etymology:

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Smide

bjorn

Created by: bjorn

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology: smug + pride

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Confibrite

Created by: ChrisCarrk

Pronunciation: con-fih-br-ite

Sentence: He was so confibrite that the room lit up!

Etymology: confidence+bright

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Smainy

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: sm/eyn

Sentence: He is a self-centred, smainy character.

Etymology: smug + vain

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Egloat

Created by: wordmeister

Pronunciation: e-gloat

Sentence: When I read Chris's word, I suddenly realized that I could think of a better one, and so I did. That's why I'm egloating now. Any questions?

Etymology: ego+gloat

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Autobackpattia

Created by: jboehnker

Pronunciation: ah' toe bak pat' ee uh

Sentence: Bob was rushed to the emergency room after his impressive display of autobackpattia left severe contusions on his shoulder blades.

Etymology: auto + back + pat

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Glowt

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: glo/t

Sentence: All day long all he did was glowt, glowt, glowt - it was very annoying.

Etymology: glow + gloat

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Backpatsturbate

Created by: warped

Pronunciation:

Sentence: As Phil showed his guests his collection of high school trophies, it was obvious he was backpatsturbating.

Etymology: ......I'm not even gonna go there, this is a family website. You guys should be able to figure this one out.

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Myglaura

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: my-gl-aura

Sentence: His psychologist was trying to cure Fred's myglaura, but her own superiority complex was getting in the way.

Etymology: my + glory + aura

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Outproud

Created by: gregbatch

Pronunciation:

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Narcissibate

Created by: isopraxis

Pronunciation: nar sis ih bate

Sentence:

Etymology: narcissistic masturbation

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Compmement

ubgrud

Created by: ubgrud

Pronunciation: comp-me-ment

Sentence: "That was fan-tas-tic!" I compmemented myself. "Thanks!" I replied humbly.

Etymology: compliment + me :)

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Egongratulations

Created by: Mauserketi

Pronunciation: Ee-goe-grad-jue-lae-shuns

Sentence: We don't need to thank Jim for his help, because he's happy enough with egongratulations.

Etymology: Combination of ego and congratulations.

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Grandeyourego

Created by: GreatRandew

Pronunciation: Gran-de-Your-E-go

Sentence: He had a bad Habit of GrandeyourEgoing himself

Etymology:

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- GreatRandew, 2006-12-13: 09:52:00

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Egoentrails

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: ego/en/trales

Sentence: Standing there in front of the mirror, he realized that if his egoentrails had carried him this far, the keys to the executive washroom weren't that far away.

Etymology:

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Selfgratulation

Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: self-grat-yoo-LAY-shun

Sentence: Pete exuded selfgratulation in all that he did never showing that he was anything but confident and satisfied with his work.

Etymology: self + congratulation

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Smugidence

erasmus

Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: sm ug ide ence

Sentence: he exuded smugidence

Etymology: smug + confidence.

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Comments:

chris - 2006-11-27: 10:42:00
nice sentence, wordmeister :)

wordmeister - 2006-11-27: 10:53:00
Hey Chris, Thanks! I would congratulate you on your word, but I'm sure you've already done it yourself ;)

jedijawa - 2007-03-06: 12:59:00
selfgratulation