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'I guess I said the wrong thing'

DEFINITION: v. intr., To say what you're thinking without thinking about what you're saying. n., A person who says whatever comes into their head, regardless of where is comes from, or where it's going.

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Idolaliate

Created by: cyberinsekt

Pronunciation: eye-doh-LAY-lee-ate

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Etymology: id (Freudian self, ego), idol (from Gk. eidolon, image), lalia (Gk. to talk)

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Blooople

Created by: metro1

Pronunciation: blew-pill

Sentence: I think she swallowed too many of my blooples and as a result became angry at me.

Etymology: Blooper + pill

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Shitchat

Created by: Nimbulan

Pronunciation: /shit*chat/

Sentence: "A penny for your thoughts Mindy?" "Do you ever wonder why people that live on the bottom of the world just dont fall off?" "....A"

Etymology: Lets not elaborate on the first syllable. But emphasise the crude mindlessness of this persons affliction of speech.

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COMMENTS:

lol nice combo, sounds like 'chit-chat'! - Dougalistic, 2008-01-18: 11:58:00

I 've had many of them! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:56:00

I was hoping you'd explain why people don't fall off the bottom of the world, OzzieBob. - Tigger, 2008-01-18: 21:36:00

Chuckling... very expressive! - bananabender, 2008-01-19: 22:48:00

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Killjoyce

Created by: Banky

Pronunciation: Kill-joyce

Sentence: Roger's inability to filter his train of thought made him a real Killjoyce at parties.

Etymology: killjoy - joy + Joyce, an author well known for stream of consciousness writing

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COMMENTS:

Creative! I was trying for the 'stream of consciousness' angle myself, but couldn't quite make a decent word... - Tigger, 2008-01-20: 02:33:00

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Trousertalk

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: tr ow zur tawk

Sentence: his trousertalking got him into more trouble than his fingerwalking

Etymology: talking with your trousers.

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COMMENTS:

Very interesting word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:54:00

perhaps his trouble is that he gets trousered too often! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:59:00

Wow, what langeruage were his trousers speaking, Galwaywegian? - Tigger, 2008-01-18: 21:39:00

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Utternonsense

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: udder nonsens

Sentence: Kirk's idea of sweet-talking a new girl, was to whisper utternonsense in her ears...almost always without success.

Etymology: utter (say) & nonsense (foolishness)

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Einstoner

Created by: Dougalistic

Pronunciation: Eyen-stone-er

Sentence: That guy is such a dofus. He comes over with his stupid hair and big glasses and ask's us what the meaning of life is then talks about how he wants to bang Mrs. Daws, the 84 year old ex pornstar. Like wtf man, he is such an Einstoner.

Etymology: Einstein - An iconic theoretical physicist who had a higher than average IQ and was thought to be a genius. Stoner - Somebody who smokes weed, but can also be used to describe somebody who is slow or dumb.

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COMMENTS:

love it! - galwaywegian, 2008-01-18: 07:25:00

very funny - Jabberwocky, 2008-01-18: 12:15:00

Great word; great sentence! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:45:00

Roared with laughter! What a throwback to the 50's and 60's! Good one! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-18: 18:57:00

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Indiscreetin

Created by: Tigger

Pronunciation: /in-dis-kreet-in/

Sentence: When Joe asked that nice young lady if she wanted to sit on his lap and talk about the first thing that pops up, he showed what a total indiscreetin he truly is.

Etymology: indiscreet - lacking prudence, good judgment, or circumspection (from Latin, indiscretus "unseparated") + cretin - a stupid, obtuse, or mentally defective person (from French Alpine dialect, crestin, "a dwarfed and deformed idiot")

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COMMENTS:

Aother good word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:46:00

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Nonsensequitur

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: non/sence/kwi/tur

Sentence: Everything Chris uttered was a nonsensequitur. He decided his only option was to become a politician.

Etymology: nonsense + nonsequitur

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COMMENTS:

So very good! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:49:00

Fun word ... kind of cartoony loony, too! Thanks for the very nice rhyming remark today. - silveryaspen, 2008-01-18: 19:04:00

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Addiot

Created by: Zangamarth

Pronunciation: A-dede-yit

Sentence: That guy can't shut his mouth. What an ADDiot.

Etymology: The Attention Deficit Disorder combined with idiot, minus the I. Having ADD, I can joke about it...Hey look, a squirrel!

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Comments:

Tigger - 2008-01-18: 21:39:00
Wow, what langeruage were his trousers speaking, Galwaywegian?

Tigger - 2008-01-18: 21:40:00
Sorry, that comment was for Galwaywegian's word...