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DEFINITION: v. intr., To say what you're thinking without thinking about what you're saying. n., A person who says whatever comes into their head, regardless of where is comes from, or where it's going.
Verboticisms
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Einstoner
Created by: Dougalistic
Pronunciation: Eyen-stone-er
Sentence: That guy is such a dofus. He comes over with his stupid hair and big glasses and ask's us what the meaning of life is then talks about how he wants to bang Mrs. Daws, the 84 year old ex pornstar. Like wtf man, he is such an Einstoner.
Etymology: Einstein - An iconic theoretical physicist who had a higher than average IQ and was thought to be a genius. Stoner - Somebody who smokes weed, but can also be used to describe somebody who is slow or dumb.
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COMMENTS:
love it! - galwaywegian, 2008-01-18: 07:25:00
very funny - Jabberwocky, 2008-01-18: 12:15:00
Great word; great sentence! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:45:00
Roared with laughter! What a throwback to the 50's and 60's! Good one! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-18: 18:57:00
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Shitchat
Created by: Nimbulan
Pronunciation: /shit*chat/
Sentence: "A penny for your thoughts Mindy?" "Do you ever wonder why people that live on the bottom of the world just dont fall off?" "....A"
Etymology: Lets not elaborate on the first syllable. But emphasise the crude mindlessness of this persons affliction of speech.
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COMMENTS:
lol nice combo, sounds like 'chit-chat'! - Dougalistic, 2008-01-18: 11:58:00
I 've had many of them! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:56:00
I was hoping you'd explain why people don't fall off the bottom of the world, OzzieBob. - Tigger, 2008-01-18: 21:36:00
Chuckling... very expressive! - bananabender, 2008-01-19: 22:48:00
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Jumpspeak
Created by: silveryaspen
Pronunciation: jemp speek
Sentence: Her mouth would jumpspeak faster than thoughts flew threw it.
Etymology: a combo of jump which is to spring forth suddenly and speak which is to talk - jumpspeak
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COMMENTS:
It was a hard choice for me today, for I also wanted to submit impulsay. But to do two for one, is not the way! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-18: 08:29:00
Impulsay is very nice, I'd vote for it in a trice. Oh what the heck, I'll cast my vote, you always take time to jot a note - Jabberwocky, 2008-01-18: 12:29:00
Jumpspeak & Impulsay are very good words! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:48:00
I guess he was often accused of "jumping down someone throat!" - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 16:03:00
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Brainblurt
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: brain/blurt
Sentence: John's most recent brainblurt occurred at the last staff meeting when he told the boss that he was big fat a--hole.
Etymology: brain + blurt
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COMMENTS:
Cool word! :) - Dougalistic, 2008-01-18: 11:59:00
Earthy-great word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:44:00
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Inappropriablurt
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: In - uh - PRO - pree - uh - blurt
Sentence: True to form, when distracted by a young ladies low cut blouse Edgar once again committed an inappropriablurt.
Etymology: Inappropriate and blurt
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COMMENTS:
I guess he gave them the ""Edgar Britts!" - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 16:07:00
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Morogorrhea
Created by: Kazizzle
Pronunciation: more/aug/ore/eah
Sentence: Nick experienced a very serious case of morogorrhea when he spewed nasty rumors about the party host, only to realize he'd been talking to him all along.
Etymology: Moron - a person of borderline intelligence and Logorrhea - an excessive and often uncontrollable flow of words. Also, "rrhea" could be from "diarrhea", as in "verbal diarrhea".
Kluttzerance
Created by: bananabender
Pronunciation: KLUTZ ur unse
Sentence: I committed a 5 star-rated kluttzerance when I was a little girl. I thought this nice old man who my parents befriended looked like a monkey so I told him!
Etymology: blend of klutz, thick as + utterance
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COMMENTS:
very nice - Jabberwocky, 2008-01-18: 12:16:00
I like it a lot! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:49:00
CaveAt Cricketor: Don't mention the word "monkey" around one of your fellow Bananabenders! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 16:14:00
This describes me perfectly when I not only trip over my brain, but over my tongue, then it's a double-klutz-erance! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-18: 18:55:00
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Eloosidate
Created by: craigfu
Pronunciation: i-loo-zi-deyt
Sentence: As Mark began to eloosidate, Nell used the time to think of options for faking her own death.
Etymology: lose[r] + elucidate
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COMMENTS:
I'm not sure of the spelling, but I think it gets the point across. - craigfu, 2008-01-18: 11:53:00
great word - Jabberwocky, 2008-01-18: 12:17:00
Clever:good word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:46:00
Delightful ... exactly the word for when I loose my mind! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-18: 19:05:00
I guess he losed his date! Fun word! - bananabender, 2008-01-19: 22:32:00
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Idolaliate
Created by: cyberinsekt
Pronunciation: eye-doh-LAY-lee-ate
Sentence:
Etymology: id (Freudian self, ego), idol (from Gk. eidolon, image), lalia (Gk. to talk)
Comments:
Tigger - 2008-01-18: 21:39:00
Wow, what langeruage were his trousers speaking, Galwaywegian?
Tigger - 2008-01-18: 21:40:00
Sorry, that comment was for Galwaywegian's word...