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'I guess I said the wrong thing'

DEFINITION: v. intr., To say what you're thinking without thinking about what you're saying. n., A person who says whatever comes into their head, regardless of where is comes from, or where it's going.

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Brainblurt

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: brain/blurt

Sentence: John's most recent brainblurt occurred at the last staff meeting when he told the boss that he was big fat a--hole.

Etymology: brain + blurt

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COMMENTS:

Cool word! :) - Dougalistic, 2008-01-18: 11:59:00

Earthy-great word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:44:00

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Scattermouth

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: SKAT-er-mouth

Sentence: Bob was such a scattermouth that even when he talked to himself, he always walked away offended.

Etymology: SCATTER: dissipate ones thoughts and energy in useless activity; haphazard in thoughts and action. MOUTH: oral opening considered as the source of vocal uterance; To talk, especially loud, empty or boastful talk. A partner for scatterbrain.

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COMMENTS:

funny - Jabberwocky, 2008-01-18: 16:57:00

Oh my! What scattermouth conmes of this lady's scattermatter in her scatterbrain. Having said that I better scat. I'm having to much fun with your creation! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-18: 19:12:00

NORTON!! You are a SCATTERMOUTH!! (Ralph Kramden imitation) - Tigger, 2008-01-18: 21:08:00

Bob could well be a blabbermouth too! Good word! - bananabender, 2008-01-19: 22:45:00

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Shitchat

Created by: Nimbulan

Pronunciation: /shit*chat/

Sentence: "A penny for your thoughts Mindy?" "Do you ever wonder why people that live on the bottom of the world just dont fall off?" "....A"

Etymology: Lets not elaborate on the first syllable. But emphasise the crude mindlessness of this persons affliction of speech.

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COMMENTS:

lol nice combo, sounds like 'chit-chat'! - Dougalistic, 2008-01-18: 11:58:00

I 've had many of them! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:56:00

I was hoping you'd explain why people don't fall off the bottom of the world, OzzieBob. - Tigger, 2008-01-18: 21:36:00

Chuckling... very expressive! - bananabender, 2008-01-19: 22:48:00

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Sayathink

Created by: purpleman

Pronunciation: say/a/think

Sentence: everyone does it!!!!

Etymology: say+think

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COMMENTS:

Missed this one first time around. Good use of Anglo-Saxon words! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-06: 20:57:00

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Jumpspeak

Created by: silveryaspen

Pronunciation: jemp speek

Sentence: Her mouth would jumpspeak faster than thoughts flew threw it.

Etymology: a combo of jump which is to spring forth suddenly and speak which is to talk - jumpspeak

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COMMENTS:

It was a hard choice for me today, for I also wanted to submit impulsay. But to do two for one, is not the way! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-18: 08:29:00

Impulsay is very nice, I'd vote for it in a trice. Oh what the heck, I'll cast my vote, you always take time to jot a note - Jabberwocky, 2008-01-18: 12:29:00

Jumpspeak & Impulsay are very good words! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:48:00

I guess he was often accused of "jumping down someone throat!" - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 16:03:00

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Einstoner

Created by: Dougalistic

Pronunciation: Eyen-stone-er

Sentence: That guy is such a dofus. He comes over with his stupid hair and big glasses and ask's us what the meaning of life is then talks about how he wants to bang Mrs. Daws, the 84 year old ex pornstar. Like wtf man, he is such an Einstoner.

Etymology: Einstein - An iconic theoretical physicist who had a higher than average IQ and was thought to be a genius. Stoner - Somebody who smokes weed, but can also be used to describe somebody who is slow or dumb.

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COMMENTS:

love it! - galwaywegian, 2008-01-18: 07:25:00

very funny - Jabberwocky, 2008-01-18: 12:15:00

Great word; great sentence! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:45:00

Roared with laughter! What a throwback to the 50's and 60's! Good one! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-18: 18:57:00

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Blooople

Created by: metro1

Pronunciation: blew-pill

Sentence: I think she swallowed too many of my blooples and as a result became angry at me.

Etymology: Blooper + pill

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Idolaliate

Created by: cyberinsekt

Pronunciation: eye-doh-LAY-lee-ate

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Etymology: id (Freudian self, ego), idol (from Gk. eidolon, image), lalia (Gk. to talk)

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Eloosidate

Created by: craigfu

Pronunciation: i-loo-zi-deyt

Sentence: As Mark began to eloosidate, Nell used the time to think of options for faking her own death.

Etymology: lose[r] + elucidate

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COMMENTS:

I'm not sure of the spelling, but I think it gets the point across. - craigfu, 2008-01-18: 11:53:00

great word - Jabberwocky, 2008-01-18: 12:17:00

Clever:good word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:46:00

Delightful ... exactly the word for when I loose my mind! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-18: 19:05:00

I guess he losed his date! Fun word! - bananabender, 2008-01-19: 22:32:00

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Blurtomaly

Created by: dangerboy0o

Pronunciation: Blur-tom-a-lee

Sentence: "How'd your interview go?" "Bad, I made a Blurtomaly about the cholesterol in the corner of her eye. I can't believe I did that."

Etymology: Blurt (To say with little thought) and Anomaly (Usually Unusual Event).

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COMMENTS:

Clever word... And cholesterol in the eye? Oh my! She'd best go see a doctor about that. - Tigger, 2008-01-18: 21:34:00

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Comments:

Tigger - 2008-01-18: 21:39:00
Wow, what langeruage were his trousers speaking, Galwaywegian?

Tigger - 2008-01-18: 21:40:00
Sorry, that comment was for Galwaywegian's word...