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DEFINITION: v. intr., To say what you're thinking without thinking about what you're saying. n., A person who says whatever comes into their head, regardless of where is comes from, or where it's going.
Verboticisms
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Jumpspeak
Created by: silveryaspen
Pronunciation: jemp speek
Sentence: Her mouth would jumpspeak faster than thoughts flew threw it.
Etymology: a combo of jump which is to spring forth suddenly and speak which is to talk - jumpspeak
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COMMENTS:
It was a hard choice for me today, for I also wanted to submit impulsay. But to do two for one, is not the way! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-18: 08:29:00
Impulsay is very nice, I'd vote for it in a trice. Oh what the heck, I'll cast my vote, you always take time to jot a note - Jabberwocky, 2008-01-18: 12:29:00
Jumpspeak & Impulsay are very good words! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:48:00
I guess he was often accused of "jumping down someone throat!" - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 16:03:00
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Blooople
Created by: metro1
Pronunciation: blew-pill
Sentence: I think she swallowed too many of my blooples and as a result became angry at me.
Etymology: Blooper + pill
Morogorrhea
Created by: Kazizzle
Pronunciation: more/aug/ore/eah
Sentence: Nick experienced a very serious case of morogorrhea when he spewed nasty rumors about the party host, only to realize he'd been talking to him all along.
Etymology: Moron - a person of borderline intelligence and Logorrhea - an excessive and often uncontrollable flow of words. Also, "rrhea" could be from "diarrhea", as in "verbal diarrhea".
Addiot
Created by: Zangamarth
Pronunciation: A-dede-yit
Sentence: That guy can't shut his mouth. What an ADDiot.
Etymology: The Attention Deficit Disorder combined with idiot, minus the I. Having ADD, I can joke about it...Hey look, a squirrel!
Trousertalk
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: tr ow zur tawk
Sentence: his trousertalking got him into more trouble than his fingerwalking
Etymology: talking with your trousers.
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COMMENTS:
Very interesting word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:54:00
perhaps his trouble is that he gets trousered too often! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:59:00
Wow, what langeruage were his trousers speaking, Galwaywegian? - Tigger, 2008-01-18: 21:39:00
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Shitchat
Created by: Nimbulan
Pronunciation: /shit*chat/
Sentence: "A penny for your thoughts Mindy?" "Do you ever wonder why people that live on the bottom of the world just dont fall off?" "....A"
Etymology: Lets not elaborate on the first syllable. But emphasise the crude mindlessness of this persons affliction of speech.
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COMMENTS:
lol nice combo, sounds like 'chit-chat'! - Dougalistic, 2008-01-18: 11:58:00
I 've had many of them! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:56:00
I was hoping you'd explain why people don't fall off the bottom of the world, OzzieBob. - Tigger, 2008-01-18: 21:36:00
Chuckling... very expressive! - bananabender, 2008-01-19: 22:48:00
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Brainblurt
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: brain/blurt
Sentence: John's most recent brainblurt occurred at the last staff meeting when he told the boss that he was big fat a--hole.
Etymology: brain + blurt
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COMMENTS:
Cool word! :) - Dougalistic, 2008-01-18: 11:59:00
Earthy-great word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:44:00
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Utternonsense
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: udder nonsens
Sentence: Kirk's idea of sweet-talking a new girl, was to whisper utternonsense in her ears...almost always without success.
Etymology: utter (say) & nonsense (foolishness)
Nonsensequitur
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: non/sence/kwi/tur
Sentence: Everything Chris uttered was a nonsensequitur. He decided his only option was to become a politician.
Etymology: nonsense + nonsequitur
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COMMENTS:
So very good! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-18: 15:49:00
Fun word ... kind of cartoony loony, too! Thanks for the very nice rhyming remark today. - silveryaspen, 2008-01-18: 19:04:00
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Comments:
Tigger - 2008-01-18: 21:39:00
Wow, what langeruage were his trousers speaking, Galwaywegian?
Tigger - 2008-01-18: 21:40:00
Sorry, that comment was for Galwaywegian's word...