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'Omigod, why are you wearing that to the dance?'

DEFINITION: A fashion accessory, or an approach to personal hygiene, which is designed not to attract others, but rather to repel them.

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Fashunattractive

Created by: ziggy41

Pronunciation: Fash-un-uh-trak-tive

Sentence: "Is there any reason you have fashnon?" she asked him. "I'm looking fashunattractive so the birds won't find me a worthy host for their poo at the beach."

Etymology: Fashion (a clothing trend) + unattractive (ugly) [Also Fashnon] Fashion (a clothing trend) + non (none)

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Fendoffrock

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: fenn-doff-frock

Sentence: Her fendoffrock was tailored by the popular and luxurious Italian designer FENDI. Trudy wasn't jealous of the fact that it did a great job repelling all the creeps, she was envious because all she could afford was tacky illfitting Walmart dresses. However when it came to attracting men, they did the trick.

Etymology: fend off (repel) + frock (clothing, dress)

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Urkelestomy

mythman

Created by: mythman

Pronunciation: urr-kell-EST-oh-mee

Sentence: The pose he adopted today was an urkelestomy used to keep the ladies off of his fine self so that he could concentrate on new scripts.

Etymology: Steve Urkel, character in ABC's TGIF's "Family Matters"

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Funkicron

Created by: Karuma

Pronunciation: funk-eh-cron

Sentence: She was so tired of every jerk in the world using cheesy pickup lines to try to get her in bed, so she bought herself a funkicron with asshole repellant.

Etymology:

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Hagcessory

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: hag-sess-or-ree

Sentence: Splashing on a liberal dose of Slobsession and hagcessorizing with garlic-studded earrings, Julie felt ready to reject the world!

Etymology: hag, accessory

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Repeliaattrack

Created by: kellii3

Pronunciation: re pell a at track

Sentence: omg that is sooo repellaattrack

Etymology: repell - repell a - a atrack - atract

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Asexory

Created by: KristinA

Pronunciation: A-sex-or-E

Sentence: Overalls are the perfect asexory. They completely cover any shape the individual may have, are almost impossible to get into, and are more often than not, stained with oil or grass stains from the farmer they previously belonged to.

Etymology: asexual (sexless) + accessory

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Bewear

Created by: administraitor

Pronunciation: be-ware

Sentence: Jane's bewear kept all her potential suitors at bay. The leather studded collar was a particular turn-off!

Etymology: beware + wear

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Warddrab

Created by: jesster

Pronunciation: war - drab

Sentence: Katie knew that yet again Veronica would try to set her up with some dweeb at the party. Since this generally resulted in painful attempts at small talk that dragged on far too long, she carefully selected a turtlereject and some baggy old sweats from her warddrab in the hopes that her suffering would be cut short.

Etymology: wardrobe + drab

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Deflectemall

xtine

Created by: xtine

Pronunciation: dee-fleck-tem-all

Sentence: By wearing yoga clothes and a ponytail everywhere she went, she blended into the woodwork- her deflectemall style serving its purpose.

Etymology:

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