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DEFINITION: A fashion accessory, or an approach to personal hygiene, which is designed not to attract others, but rather to repel them.
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Repeliaattrack
Created by: kellii3
Pronunciation: re pell a at track
Sentence: omg that is sooo repellaattrack
Etymology: repell - repell a - a atrack - atract
Fashunattractive
Created by: ziggy41
Pronunciation: Fash-un-uh-trak-tive
Sentence: "Is there any reason you have fashnon?" she asked him. "I'm looking fashunattractive so the birds won't find me a worthy host for their poo at the beach."
Etymology: Fashion (a clothing trend) + unattractive (ugly) [Also Fashnon] Fashion (a clothing trend) + non (none)
Funkicron
Created by: Karuma
Pronunciation: funk-eh-cron
Sentence: She was so tired of every jerk in the world using cheesy pickup lines to try to get her in bed, so she bought herself a funkicron with asshole repellant.
Etymology:
Urkelestomy
Created by: mythman
Pronunciation: urr-kell-EST-oh-mee
Sentence: The pose he adopted today was an urkelestomy used to keep the ladies off of his fine self so that he could concentrate on new scripts.
Etymology: Steve Urkel, character in ABC's TGIF's "Family Matters"
Skunkpunk
Created by: OZZIEBOB
Pronunciation: skungk-pungk
Sentence: There once was a lady named Elly, Who wanted to look rather repelly, She dressed like a punk Sometimes got drunk, But mostly she was skunkpunk and smelly
Etymology: "skunk": a weasel like animal, which defends itself by emitting an evil- smelling fluid & "punk": very noticeable and unconventional dress mode.
Bewear
Created by: administraitor
Pronunciation: be-ware
Sentence: Jane's bewear kept all her potential suitors at bay. The leather studded collar was a particular turn-off!
Etymology: beware + wear
Fendoffrock
Created by: remistram
Pronunciation: fenn-doff-frock
Sentence: Her fendoffrock was tailored by the popular and luxurious Italian designer FENDI. Trudy wasn't jealous of the fact that it did a great job repelling all the creeps, she was envious because all she could afford was tacky illfitting Walmart dresses. However when it came to attracting men, they did the trick.
Etymology: fend off (repel) + frock (clothing, dress)
Perelent
Created by: callie17
Pronunciation: Per-rel-e-nt
Sentence: Nancy did not feel like much of a people peson today, so she sliped on her most perelent shirt and headed out.
Etymology: This word is derived from english words, peer or person and repel or repelent
Prebuff
Created by: Osomatic
Pronunciation: pre + buff
Sentence: My air of stinkiness serves as an effective prebuff so people won't bother me.
Etymology: Guess!
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applesnpairs - 2007-08-14: 15:47:00
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