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DEFINITION: A fashion accessory, or an approach to personal hygiene, which is designed not to attract others, but rather to repel them.
Verboticisms
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Skunkpunk
Created by: OZZIEBOB
Pronunciation: skungk-pungk
Sentence: There once was a lady named Elly, Who wanted to look rather repelly, She dressed like a punk Sometimes got drunk, But mostly she was skunkpunk and smelly
Etymology: "skunk": a weasel like animal, which defends itself by emitting an evil- smelling fluid & "punk": very noticeable and unconventional dress mode.
Repeliaattrack
Created by: kellii3
Pronunciation: re pell a at track
Sentence: omg that is sooo repellaattrack
Etymology: repell - repell a - a atrack - atract
Deflexappeal
Created by: mplsbohemian
Pronunciation: dee-FLEHKS-uh-peel
Sentence: Alex's date appeared on his front stoop, on a sunny, 90-degree day, in a huge poncho, the ultimate in deflexappeal.
Etymology: deflect + sex appeal
Prebuff
Created by: Osomatic
Pronunciation: pre + buff
Sentence: My air of stinkiness serves as an effective prebuff so people won't bother me.
Etymology: Guess!
Warddrab
Created by: jesster
Pronunciation: war - drab
Sentence: Katie knew that yet again Veronica would try to set her up with some dweeb at the party. Since this generally resulted in painful attempts at small talk that dragged on far too long, she carefully selected a turtlereject and some baggy old sweats from her warddrab in the hopes that her suffering would be cut short.
Etymology: wardrobe + drab
Pinidreforeaccessossry
Created by: pwincess9430
Pronunciation: pini-dre-four-accesso-ssry
Sentence: pinfore dress accessory scrambled up
Etymology:
Taserblazer
Created by: Kyoti
Pronunciation: TAY-zurr-blay-zurr
Sentence: Archie seemed to be getting a bit too familiar with all the touching and groping and squeezing, so Matilda let him have a 50,000 watt blast of displeasure from her taserblazer.
Etymology: Taser (police stun zapper) + blazer (casual suit coat)
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COMMENTS:
Was she wearing a bLOUSE with that blazer? - petaj, 2007-08-13: 04:15:00
You mean, were the electrodes fem-bot styled accessories? - Kyoti, 2007-08-13: 11:30:00
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Farquniform
Created by: rikboyee
Pronunciation: fuk-you-nee-form
Sentence: i knew the date would be a disaster when she turned up in a farquniform
Etymology: uniform, f*ck you
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COMMENTS:
ha! - remistram, 2007-08-13: 09:37:00
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Fendoffrock
Created by: remistram
Pronunciation: fenn-doff-frock
Sentence: Her fendoffrock was tailored by the popular and luxurious Italian designer FENDI. Trudy wasn't jealous of the fact that it did a great job repelling all the creeps, she was envious because all she could afford was tacky illfitting Walmart dresses. However when it came to attracting men, they did the trick.
Etymology: fend off (repel) + frock (clothing, dress)
Grapeshotsilk
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: grape-shot-silk
Sentence: Melody's evening gown was made of the finest grapeshotsilk so that she could attract every eye to the shimmering colours, yet ensure that her antipersonnel policy was not breached at the ball by the multitude of dancers. She finished dressing by dabbing a little Shrapnel no.5 behind her ears, and listened to Pachelbel's Canon in D Major on the way there to prepare mentally.
Etymology: grapeshot + shot silk
Comments:
applesnpairs - 2007-08-14: 15:47:00
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