Verboticisms

Created by: mythman

Pronunciation: urr-kell-EST-oh-mee

Sentence: The pose he adopted today was an urkelestomy used to keep the ladies off of his fine self so that he could concentrate on new scripts.

Etymology: Steve Urkel, character in ABC's TGIF's "Family Matters"

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Created by: Karuma

Pronunciation: funk-eh-cron

Sentence: She was so tired of every jerk in the world using cheesy pickup lines to try to get her in bed, so she bought herself a funkicron with asshole repellant.

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Created by: callie17

Pronunciation: Per-rel-e-nt

Sentence: Nancy did not feel like much of a people peson today, so she sliped on her most perelent shirt and headed out.

Etymology: This word is derived from english words, peer or person and repel or repelent

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Created by: mplsbohemian

Pronunciation: dee-FLEHKS-uh-peel

Sentence: Alex's date appeared on his front stoop, on a sunny, 90-degree day, in a huge poncho, the ultimate in deflexappeal.

Etymology: deflect + sex appeal

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Created by: pwincess9430

Pronunciation: pini-dre-four-accesso-ssry

Sentence: pinfore dress accessory scrambled up

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Created by: jesster

Pronunciation: war - drab

Sentence: Katie knew that yet again Veronica would try to set her up with some dweeb at the party. Since this generally resulted in painful attempts at small talk that dragged on far too long, she carefully selected a turtlereject and some baggy old sweats from her warddrab in the hopes that her suffering would be cut short.

Etymology: wardrobe + drab

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Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: grape-shot-silk

Sentence: Melody's evening gown was made of the finest grapeshotsilk so that she could attract every eye to the shimmering colours, yet ensure that her antipersonnel policy was not breached at the ball by the multitude of dancers. She finished dressing by dabbing a little Shrapnel no.5 behind her ears, and listened to Pachelbel's Canon in D Major on the way there to prepare mentally.

Etymology: grapeshot + shot silk

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Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: skungk-pungk

Sentence: There once was a lady named Elly, Who wanted to look rather repelly, She dressed like a punk Sometimes got drunk, But mostly she was skunkpunk and smelly

Etymology: "skunk": a weasel like animal, which defends itself by emitting an evil- smelling fluid & "punk": very noticeable and unconventional dress mode.

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Created by: xtine

Pronunciation: dee-fleck-tem-all

Sentence: By wearing yoga clothes and a ponytail everywhere she went, she blended into the woodwork- her deflectemall style serving its purpose.

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Created by: Osomatic

Pronunciation: pre + buff

Sentence: My air of stinkiness serves as an effective prebuff so people won't bother me.

Etymology: Guess!

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