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DEFINITION: A fashion accessory, or an approach to personal hygiene, which is designed not to attract others, but rather to repel them.
Verboticisms
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Farquniform
Created by: rikboyee
Pronunciation: fuk-you-nee-form
Sentence: i knew the date would be a disaster when she turned up in a farquniform
Etymology: uniform, f*ck you
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COMMENTS:
ha! - remistram, 2007-08-13: 09:37:00
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Taserblazer
Created by: Kyoti
Pronunciation: TAY-zurr-blay-zurr
Sentence: Archie seemed to be getting a bit too familiar with all the touching and groping and squeezing, so Matilda let him have a 50,000 watt blast of displeasure from her taserblazer.
Etymology: Taser (police stun zapper) + blazer (casual suit coat)
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COMMENTS:
Was she wearing a bLOUSE with that blazer? - petaj, 2007-08-13: 04:15:00
You mean, were the electrodes fem-bot styled accessories? - Kyoti, 2007-08-13: 11:30:00
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Hagcessory
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: hag-sess-or-ree
Sentence: Splashing on a liberal dose of Slobsession and hagcessorizing with garlic-studded earrings, Julie felt ready to reject the world!
Etymology: hag, accessory
Pinidreforeaccessossry
Created by: pwincess9430
Pronunciation: pini-dre-four-accesso-ssry
Sentence: pinfore dress accessory scrambled up
Etymology:
Skunkpunk
Created by: OZZIEBOB
Pronunciation: skungk-pungk
Sentence: There once was a lady named Elly, Who wanted to look rather repelly, She dressed like a punk Sometimes got drunk, But mostly she was skunkpunk and smelly
Etymology: "skunk": a weasel like animal, which defends itself by emitting an evil- smelling fluid & "punk": very noticeable and unconventional dress mode.
Deflexappeal
Created by: mplsbohemian
Pronunciation: dee-FLEHKS-uh-peel
Sentence: Alex's date appeared on his front stoop, on a sunny, 90-degree day, in a huge poncho, the ultimate in deflexappeal.
Etymology: deflect + sex appeal
Bewear
Created by: administraitor
Pronunciation: be-ware
Sentence: Jane's bewear kept all her potential suitors at bay. The leather studded collar was a particular turn-off!
Etymology: beware + wear
Asexory
Created by: KristinA
Pronunciation: A-sex-or-E
Sentence: Overalls are the perfect asexory. They completely cover any shape the individual may have, are almost impossible to get into, and are more often than not, stained with oil or grass stains from the farmer they previously belonged to.
Etymology: asexual (sexless) + accessory
Grapeshotsilk
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: grape-shot-silk
Sentence: Melody's evening gown was made of the finest grapeshotsilk so that she could attract every eye to the shimmering colours, yet ensure that her antipersonnel policy was not breached at the ball by the multitude of dancers. She finished dressing by dabbing a little Shrapnel no.5 behind her ears, and listened to Pachelbel's Canon in D Major on the way there to prepare mentally.
Etymology: grapeshot + shot silk
Comments:
applesnpairs - 2007-08-14: 15:47:00
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