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DEFINITION: A fashion accessory, or an approach to personal hygiene, which is designed not to attract others, but rather to repel them.

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Perelent

Created by: callie17

Pronunciation: Per-rel-e-nt

Sentence: Nancy did not feel like much of a people peson today, so she sliped on her most perelent shirt and headed out.

Etymology: This word is derived from english words, peer or person and repel or repelent

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Hagcessory

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: hag-sess-or-ree

Sentence: Splashing on a liberal dose of Slobsession and hagcessorizing with garlic-studded earrings, Julie felt ready to reject the world!

Etymology: hag, accessory

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Fashunattractive

Created by: ziggy41

Pronunciation: Fash-un-uh-trak-tive

Sentence: "Is there any reason you have fashnon?" she asked him. "I'm looking fashunattractive so the birds won't find me a worthy host for their poo at the beach."

Etymology: Fashion (a clothing trend) + unattractive (ugly) [Also Fashnon] Fashion (a clothing trend) + non (none)

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Asexory

Created by: KristinA

Pronunciation: A-sex-or-E

Sentence: Overalls are the perfect asexory. They completely cover any shape the individual may have, are almost impossible to get into, and are more often than not, stained with oil or grass stains from the farmer they previously belonged to.

Etymology: asexual (sexless) + accessory

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Prebuff

Created by: Osomatic

Pronunciation: pre + buff

Sentence: My air of stinkiness serves as an effective prebuff so people won't bother me.

Etymology: Guess!

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Repeliaattrack

Created by: kellii3

Pronunciation: re pell a at track

Sentence: omg that is sooo repellaattrack

Etymology: repell - repell a - a atrack - atract

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Urkelestomy

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Created by: mythman

Pronunciation: urr-kell-EST-oh-mee

Sentence: The pose he adopted today was an urkelestomy used to keep the ladies off of his fine self so that he could concentrate on new scripts.

Etymology: Steve Urkel, character in ABC's TGIF's "Family Matters"

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Fendoffrock

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: fenn-doff-frock

Sentence: Her fendoffrock was tailored by the popular and luxurious Italian designer FENDI. Trudy wasn't jealous of the fact that it did a great job repelling all the creeps, she was envious because all she could afford was tacky illfitting Walmart dresses. However when it came to attracting men, they did the trick.

Etymology: fend off (repel) + frock (clothing, dress)

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Pinidreforeaccessossry

Created by: pwincess9430

Pronunciation: pini-dre-four-accesso-ssry

Sentence: pinfore dress accessory scrambled up

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Skunkpunk

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: skungk-pungk

Sentence: There once was a lady named Elly, Who wanted to look rather repelly, She dressed like a punk Sometimes got drunk, But mostly she was skunkpunk and smelly

Etymology: "skunk": a weasel like animal, which defends itself by emitting an evil- smelling fluid & "punk": very noticeable and unconventional dress mode.

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