Verboticisms

Created by: mythman

Pronunciation: urr-kell-EST-oh-mee

Sentence: The pose he adopted today was an urkelestomy used to keep the ladies off of his fine self so that he could concentrate on new scripts.

Etymology: Steve Urkel, character in ABC's TGIF's "Family Matters"

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Created by: callie17

Pronunciation: Per-rel-e-nt

Sentence: Nancy did not feel like much of a people peson today, so she sliped on her most perelent shirt and headed out.

Etymology: This word is derived from english words, peer or person and repel or repelent

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Created by: pwincess9430

Pronunciation: pini-dre-four-accesso-ssry

Sentence: pinfore dress accessory scrambled up

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Created by: applesnpairs

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Created by: Finchiboi

Pronunciation: Thum-Ad-Ven-Chures

Sentence: Lee: Joe Do You Wanna Play FumbAdventures? Joe: Yeah ok but when I am asleep

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Created by: ziggy41

Pronunciation: Fash-un-uh-trak-tive

Sentence: "Is there any reason you have fashnon?" she asked him. "I'm looking fashunattractive so the birds won't find me a worthy host for their poo at the beach."

Etymology: Fashion (a clothing trend) + unattractive (ugly) [Also Fashnon] Fashion (a clothing trend) + non (none)

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Created by: xtine

Pronunciation: dee-fleck-tem-all

Sentence: By wearing yoga clothes and a ponytail everywhere she went, she blended into the woodwork- her deflectemall style serving its purpose.

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Created by: mplsbohemian

Pronunciation: dee-FLEHKS-uh-peel

Sentence: Alex's date appeared on his front stoop, on a sunny, 90-degree day, in a huge poncho, the ultimate in deflexappeal.

Etymology: deflect + sex appeal

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Created by: Karuma

Pronunciation: funk-eh-cron

Sentence: She was so tired of every jerk in the world using cheesy pickup lines to try to get her in bed, so she bought herself a funkicron with asshole repellant.

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Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: hag-sess-or-ree

Sentence: Splashing on a liberal dose of Slobsession and hagcessorizing with garlic-studded earrings, Julie felt ready to reject the world!

Etymology: hag, accessory

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