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'Omigod, why are you wearing that to the dance?'

DEFINITION: A fashion accessory, or an approach to personal hygiene, which is designed not to attract others, but rather to repel them.

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Repeliaattrack

Created by: kellii3

Pronunciation: re pell a at track

Sentence: omg that is sooo repellaattrack

Etymology: repell - repell a - a atrack - atract

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Fashunattractive

Created by: ziggy41

Pronunciation: Fash-un-uh-trak-tive

Sentence: "Is there any reason you have fashnon?" she asked him. "I'm looking fashunattractive so the birds won't find me a worthy host for their poo at the beach."

Etymology: Fashion (a clothing trend) + unattractive (ugly) [Also Fashnon] Fashion (a clothing trend) + non (none)

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Fumbadventures

Created by: Finchiboi

Pronunciation: Thum-Ad-Ven-Chures

Sentence: Lee: Joe Do You Wanna Play FumbAdventures? Joe: Yeah ok but when I am asleep

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Asexory

Created by: KristinA

Pronunciation: A-sex-or-E

Sentence: Overalls are the perfect asexory. They completely cover any shape the individual may have, are almost impossible to get into, and are more often than not, stained with oil or grass stains from the farmer they previously belonged to.

Etymology: asexual (sexless) + accessory

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Grapeshotsilk

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: grape-shot-silk

Sentence: Melody's evening gown was made of the finest grapeshotsilk so that she could attract every eye to the shimmering colours, yet ensure that her antipersonnel policy was not breached at the ball by the multitude of dancers. She finished dressing by dabbing a little Shrapnel no.5 behind her ears, and listened to Pachelbel's Canon in D Major on the way there to prepare mentally.

Etymology: grapeshot + shot silk

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