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'Omigod, why are you wearing that to the dance?'

DEFINITION: A fashion accessory, or an approach to personal hygiene, which is designed not to attract others, but rather to repel them.

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Perelent

Created by: callie17

Pronunciation: Per-rel-e-nt

Sentence: Nancy did not feel like much of a people peson today, so she sliped on her most perelent shirt and headed out.

Etymology: This word is derived from english words, peer or person and repel or repelent

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Farquniform

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: fuk-you-nee-form

Sentence: i knew the date would be a disaster when she turned up in a farquniform

Etymology: uniform, f*ck you

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ha! - remistram, 2007-08-13: 09:37:00

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Taserblazer

Created by: Kyoti

Pronunciation: TAY-zurr-blay-zurr

Sentence: Archie seemed to be getting a bit too familiar with all the touching and groping and squeezing, so Matilda let him have a 50,000 watt blast of displeasure from her taserblazer.

Etymology: Taser (police stun zapper) + blazer (casual suit coat)

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COMMENTS:

petaj Was she wearing a bLOUSE with that blazer? - petaj, 2007-08-13: 04:15:00

You mean, were the electrodes fem-bot styled accessories? - Kyoti, 2007-08-13: 11:30:00

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Hagcessory

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: hag-sess-or-ree

Sentence: Splashing on a liberal dose of Slobsession and hagcessorizing with garlic-studded earrings, Julie felt ready to reject the world!

Etymology: hag, accessory

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Grapeshotsilk

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: grape-shot-silk

Sentence: Melody's evening gown was made of the finest grapeshotsilk so that she could attract every eye to the shimmering colours, yet ensure that her antipersonnel policy was not breached at the ball by the multitude of dancers. She finished dressing by dabbing a little Shrapnel no.5 behind her ears, and listened to Pachelbel's Canon in D Major on the way there to prepare mentally.

Etymology: grapeshot + shot silk

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Prebuff

Created by: Osomatic

Pronunciation: pre + buff

Sentence: My air of stinkiness serves as an effective prebuff so people won't bother me.

Etymology: Guess!

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Asexory

Created by: KristinA

Pronunciation: A-sex-or-E

Sentence: Overalls are the perfect asexory. They completely cover any shape the individual may have, are almost impossible to get into, and are more often than not, stained with oil or grass stains from the farmer they previously belonged to.

Etymology: asexual (sexless) + accessory

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Bewear

Created by: administraitor

Pronunciation: be-ware

Sentence: Jane's bewear kept all her potential suitors at bay. The leather studded collar was a particular turn-off!

Etymology: beware + wear

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Funkicron

Created by: Karuma

Pronunciation: funk-eh-cron

Sentence: She was so tired of every jerk in the world using cheesy pickup lines to try to get her in bed, so she bought herself a funkicron with asshole repellant.

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Skunkpunk

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: skungk-pungk

Sentence: There once was a lady named Elly, Who wanted to look rather repelly, She dressed like a punk Sometimes got drunk, But mostly she was skunkpunk and smelly

Etymology: "skunk": a weasel like animal, which defends itself by emitting an evil- smelling fluid & "punk": very noticeable and unconventional dress mode.

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applesnpairs - 2007-08-14: 15:47:00
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