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DEFINITION: A fashion accessory, or an approach to personal hygiene, which is designed not to attract others, but rather to repel them.
Verboticisms
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Grapeshotsilk
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: grape-shot-silk
Sentence: Melody's evening gown was made of the finest grapeshotsilk so that she could attract every eye to the shimmering colours, yet ensure that her antipersonnel policy was not breached at the ball by the multitude of dancers. She finished dressing by dabbing a little Shrapnel no.5 behind her ears, and listened to Pachelbel's Canon in D Major on the way there to prepare mentally.
Etymology: grapeshot + shot silk
Skunkpunk
Created by: OZZIEBOB
Pronunciation: skungk-pungk
Sentence: There once was a lady named Elly, Who wanted to look rather repelly, She dressed like a punk Sometimes got drunk, But mostly she was skunkpunk and smelly
Etymology: "skunk": a weasel like animal, which defends itself by emitting an evil- smelling fluid & "punk": very noticeable and unconventional dress mode.
Funkicron
Created by: Karuma
Pronunciation: funk-eh-cron
Sentence: She was so tired of every jerk in the world using cheesy pickup lines to try to get her in bed, so she bought herself a funkicron with asshole repellant.
Etymology:
Urkelestomy
Created by: mythman
Pronunciation: urr-kell-EST-oh-mee
Sentence: The pose he adopted today was an urkelestomy used to keep the ladies off of his fine self so that he could concentrate on new scripts.
Etymology: Steve Urkel, character in ABC's TGIF's "Family Matters"
Prebuff
Created by: Osomatic
Pronunciation: pre + buff
Sentence: My air of stinkiness serves as an effective prebuff so people won't bother me.
Etymology: Guess!
Deflexappeal
Created by: mplsbohemian
Pronunciation: dee-FLEHKS-uh-peel
Sentence: Alex's date appeared on his front stoop, on a sunny, 90-degree day, in a huge poncho, the ultimate in deflexappeal.
Etymology: deflect + sex appeal
Deflectemall
Created by: xtine
Pronunciation: dee-fleck-tem-all
Sentence: By wearing yoga clothes and a ponytail everywhere she went, she blended into the woodwork- her deflectemall style serving its purpose.
Etymology:
Warddrab
Created by: jesster
Pronunciation: war - drab
Sentence: Katie knew that yet again Veronica would try to set her up with some dweeb at the party. Since this generally resulted in painful attempts at small talk that dragged on far too long, she carefully selected a turtlereject and some baggy old sweats from her warddrab in the hopes that her suffering would be cut short.
Etymology: wardrobe + drab
Taserblazer
Created by: Kyoti
Pronunciation: TAY-zurr-blay-zurr
Sentence: Archie seemed to be getting a bit too familiar with all the touching and groping and squeezing, so Matilda let him have a 50,000 watt blast of displeasure from her taserblazer.
Etymology: Taser (police stun zapper) + blazer (casual suit coat)
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COMMENTS:
Was she wearing a bLOUSE with that blazer? - petaj, 2007-08-13: 04:15:00
You mean, were the electrodes fem-bot styled accessories? - Kyoti, 2007-08-13: 11:30:00
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Fashunattractive
Created by: ziggy41
Pronunciation: Fash-un-uh-trak-tive
Sentence: "Is there any reason you have fashnon?" she asked him. "I'm looking fashunattractive so the birds won't find me a worthy host for their poo at the beach."
Etymology: Fashion (a clothing trend) + unattractive (ugly) [Also Fashnon] Fashion (a clothing trend) + non (none)
Comments:
applesnpairs - 2007-08-14: 15:47:00
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