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DEFINITION: A fashion accessory, or an approach to personal hygiene, which is designed not to attract others, but rather to repel them.
Verboticisms
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Repeliaattrack
Created by: kellii3
Pronunciation: re pell a at track
Sentence: omg that is sooo repellaattrack
Etymology: repell - repell a - a atrack - atract
Taserblazer
Created by: Kyoti
Pronunciation: TAY-zurr-blay-zurr
Sentence: Archie seemed to be getting a bit too familiar with all the touching and groping and squeezing, so Matilda let him have a 50,000 watt blast of displeasure from her taserblazer.
Etymology: Taser (police stun zapper) + blazer (casual suit coat)
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COMMENTS:
Was she wearing a bLOUSE with that blazer? - petaj, 2007-08-13: 04:15:00
You mean, were the electrodes fem-bot styled accessories? - Kyoti, 2007-08-13: 11:30:00
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Prebuff
Created by: Osomatic
Pronunciation: pre + buff
Sentence: My air of stinkiness serves as an effective prebuff so people won't bother me.
Etymology: Guess!
Skunkpunk
Created by: OZZIEBOB
Pronunciation: skungk-pungk
Sentence: There once was a lady named Elly, Who wanted to look rather repelly, She dressed like a punk Sometimes got drunk, But mostly she was skunkpunk and smelly
Etymology: "skunk": a weasel like animal, which defends itself by emitting an evil- smelling fluid & "punk": very noticeable and unconventional dress mode.
Hagcessory
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: hag-sess-or-ree
Sentence: Splashing on a liberal dose of Slobsession and hagcessorizing with garlic-studded earrings, Julie felt ready to reject the world!
Etymology: hag, accessory
Pinidreforeaccessossry
Created by: pwincess9430
Pronunciation: pini-dre-four-accesso-ssry
Sentence: pinfore dress accessory scrambled up
Etymology:
Fumbadventures
Created by: Finchiboi
Pronunciation: Thum-Ad-Ven-Chures
Sentence: Lee: Joe Do You Wanna Play FumbAdventures? Joe: Yeah ok but when I am asleep
Etymology:
Fashunattractive
Created by: ziggy41
Pronunciation: Fash-un-uh-trak-tive
Sentence: "Is there any reason you have fashnon?" she asked him. "I'm looking fashunattractive so the birds won't find me a worthy host for their poo at the beach."
Etymology: Fashion (a clothing trend) + unattractive (ugly) [Also Fashnon] Fashion (a clothing trend) + non (none)
Deflexappeal
Created by: mplsbohemian
Pronunciation: dee-FLEHKS-uh-peel
Sentence: Alex's date appeared on his front stoop, on a sunny, 90-degree day, in a huge poncho, the ultimate in deflexappeal.
Etymology: deflect + sex appeal

Comments:
applesnpairs - 2007-08-14: 15:47:00
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