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DEFINITION: A fashion accessory, or an approach to personal hygiene, which is designed not to attract others, but rather to repel them.
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Pinidreforeaccessossry
Created by: pwincess9430
Pronunciation: pini-dre-four-accesso-ssry
Sentence: pinfore dress accessory scrambled up
Etymology:
Deflectemall
Created by: xtine
Pronunciation: dee-fleck-tem-all
Sentence: By wearing yoga clothes and a ponytail everywhere she went, she blended into the woodwork- her deflectemall style serving its purpose.
Etymology:
Fendoffrock
Created by: remistram
Pronunciation: fenn-doff-frock
Sentence: Her fendoffrock was tailored by the popular and luxurious Italian designer FENDI. Trudy wasn't jealous of the fact that it did a great job repelling all the creeps, she was envious because all she could afford was tacky illfitting Walmart dresses. However when it came to attracting men, they did the trick.
Etymology: fend off (repel) + frock (clothing, dress)
Deflexappeal
Created by: mplsbohemian
Pronunciation: dee-FLEHKS-uh-peel
Sentence: Alex's date appeared on his front stoop, on a sunny, 90-degree day, in a huge poncho, the ultimate in deflexappeal.
Etymology: deflect + sex appeal
Perelent
Created by: callie17
Pronunciation: Per-rel-e-nt
Sentence: Nancy did not feel like much of a people peson today, so she sliped on her most perelent shirt and headed out.
Etymology: This word is derived from english words, peer or person and repel or repelent
Bewear
Created by: administraitor
Pronunciation: be-ware
Sentence: Jane's bewear kept all her potential suitors at bay. The leather studded collar was a particular turn-off!
Etymology: beware + wear
Funkicron
Created by: Karuma
Pronunciation: funk-eh-cron
Sentence: She was so tired of every jerk in the world using cheesy pickup lines to try to get her in bed, so she bought herself a funkicron with asshole repellant.
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Fumbadventures
Created by: Finchiboi
Pronunciation: Thum-Ad-Ven-Chures
Sentence: Lee: Joe Do You Wanna Play FumbAdventures? Joe: Yeah ok but when I am asleep
Etymology:
Fashunattractive
Created by: ziggy41
Pronunciation: Fash-un-uh-trak-tive
Sentence: "Is there any reason you have fashnon?" she asked him. "I'm looking fashunattractive so the birds won't find me a worthy host for their poo at the beach."
Etymology: Fashion (a clothing trend) + unattractive (ugly) [Also Fashnon] Fashion (a clothing trend) + non (none)
Comments:
applesnpairs - 2007-08-14: 15:47:00
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