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DEFINITION: A fashion accessory, or an approach to personal hygiene, which is designed not to attract others, but rather to repel them.
Verboticisms
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Funkicron
Created by: Karuma
Pronunciation: funk-eh-cron
Sentence: She was so tired of every jerk in the world using cheesy pickup lines to try to get her in bed, so she bought herself a funkicron with asshole repellant.
Etymology:
Taserblazer
Created by: Kyoti
Pronunciation: TAY-zurr-blay-zurr
Sentence: Archie seemed to be getting a bit too familiar with all the touching and groping and squeezing, so Matilda let him have a 50,000 watt blast of displeasure from her taserblazer.
Etymology: Taser (police stun zapper) + blazer (casual suit coat)
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COMMENTS:
Was she wearing a bLOUSE with that blazer? - petaj, 2007-08-13: 04:15:00
You mean, were the electrodes fem-bot styled accessories? - Kyoti, 2007-08-13: 11:30:00
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Prebuff
Created by: Osomatic
Pronunciation: pre + buff
Sentence: My air of stinkiness serves as an effective prebuff so people won't bother me.
Etymology: Guess!
Farquniform
Created by: rikboyee
Pronunciation: fuk-you-nee-form
Sentence: i knew the date would be a disaster when she turned up in a farquniform
Etymology: uniform, f*ck you
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COMMENTS:
ha! - remistram, 2007-08-13: 09:37:00
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Warddrab
Created by: jesster
Pronunciation: war - drab
Sentence: Katie knew that yet again Veronica would try to set her up with some dweeb at the party. Since this generally resulted in painful attempts at small talk that dragged on far too long, she carefully selected a turtlereject and some baggy old sweats from her warddrab in the hopes that her suffering would be cut short.
Etymology: wardrobe + drab
Grapeshotsilk
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: grape-shot-silk
Sentence: Melody's evening gown was made of the finest grapeshotsilk so that she could attract every eye to the shimmering colours, yet ensure that her antipersonnel policy was not breached at the ball by the multitude of dancers. She finished dressing by dabbing a little Shrapnel no.5 behind her ears, and listened to Pachelbel's Canon in D Major on the way there to prepare mentally.
Etymology: grapeshot + shot silk
Urkelestomy
Created by: mythman
Pronunciation: urr-kell-EST-oh-mee
Sentence: The pose he adopted today was an urkelestomy used to keep the ladies off of his fine self so that he could concentrate on new scripts.
Etymology: Steve Urkel, character in ABC's TGIF's "Family Matters"
Deflectemall
Created by: xtine
Pronunciation: dee-fleck-tem-all
Sentence: By wearing yoga clothes and a ponytail everywhere she went, she blended into the woodwork- her deflectemall style serving its purpose.
Etymology:
Repeliaattrack
Created by: kellii3
Pronunciation: re pell a at track
Sentence: omg that is sooo repellaattrack
Etymology: repell - repell a - a atrack - atract
Bewear
Created by: administraitor
Pronunciation: be-ware
Sentence: Jane's bewear kept all her potential suitors at bay. The leather studded collar was a particular turn-off!
Etymology: beware + wear
Comments:
applesnpairs - 2007-08-14: 15:47:00
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