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'Do I look okay?'

DEFINITION: To require constant reassurance, praise, and -- in emergency situations -- flattery, despite obvious qualifications and/or expertise.

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Nomirroriosis

Created by: xadrian

Pronunciation: no mirror ee oh sis

Sentence: My wife has accute nomirroriosis. She's built like a porn star but is always asking if she looks ok before we go out.

Etymology: No from the latin "no" meaning no; mirror and "iosis" meaning "you're sick from it.

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Distrionics

Created by: ArsMajika

Pronunciation: DIS-tree-ON-iks

Sentence: "The valedictorian, going through severe distrionics, continually called his professor to have his grade point average read to him over the phone."

Etymology: Distrust, coupled with Histrionics.

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Inadegreat

Created by: maxronez

Pronunciation: in-ADD-uh-grit

Sentence: She was inadegrating about her beatiful new coat.

Etymology: inadequate + great

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Needapush

Created by: Adamson

Pronunciation: need-a-push

Sentence: That girl just can't function by herself, she's a real needapush.

Etymology: need+pushing

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Attendict

Created by: slumpman

Pronunciation: A-ten-dicked

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Etymology: Attention + addict

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Flateraniciouslyinglying

Created by: bunnyrounderupper

Pronunciation: flat-er-an-ish-e-us-lee-ing-ly-ing

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Mirrorimaginist

Created by: Madamemojo

Pronunciation:

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Humbull

Created by: TheBocaj

Pronunciation: HUHM-buhl

Sentence: Janice was Humbull; She knew she was a great cook, but insisted upon faking meekness after fishing a compliment out of a satisfied dinner guest.

Etymology: To be Humble as an act/load of crap [Bull]

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Palalaalalalalalabomtohjisegon

Created by: neoss

Pronunciation: pa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-bom-to-g-see-gong

Sentence: She was struck by palalaalalalalalabomtohjisegon.

Etymology:

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Vainarcissity

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Created by: IHeartKiwiTarts

Pronunciation: " vay-nar-sis-aty"

Sentence: Agitated by her vainarcissity, he proceeded to tell his girlfriend how ugly she looked.

Etymology: from the kosher deli

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Comments:

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-08: 03:16:00
Hey Verbotomists, We have added a weekly stats feature, which shows top ten scoring words, and the player rankings by week. See: Weekly Stats.

wordmeister - 2006-12-08: 15:42:00
Who has the best word of the day? Any opinions?

Jabberwocky - 2006-12-08: 16:25:00
are you requiring some constant reassurance wordmeister - perhaps some flatterybattery or phladulation and why isn't verbotomy asking??

wordmeister - 2006-12-08: 17:32:00
Yes Jabberwocky that's it -- self-phladulation.

wordmeister - 2006-12-08: 17:36:00
And I see that my score has gone up since I asked, so apparently it's working.

Stevenson0 - 2006-12-08: 17:51:00
confphladulations wordmeister

wordmeister - 2006-12-08: 18:00:00
Hey Stevenson0, Oh thank you, but surely you're not suffering from Aptxiety? Check out last weeks stats -- your word, "Coiffolgy", is the "Word of the week"! So all my confphladulations are directed to you.