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DEFINITION: n An invented language similar to baby talk, used by pet owners to communicate with their pets. v. tr. To speak to an animal using such a language.

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Aniaby

Created by: freakystyley

Pronunciation: Any-A-B

Sentence: If Susan starts Aniaby-ing the dog again, I'm gonna shave its hair tonight!

Etymology: Animal + Babying

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Doggatory

Created by: imashelcha

Pronunciation: Like "derrogatory", only condenced.

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Etymology: From derrogatory, applied to dogs.

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Poochylovspeak

Created by: gemmgemms

Pronunciation: poo-ch-ee-low-va-spee-ka

Sentence: I happen to be fluent in poochylovspeak because I have a dog. Here let me try asking him. "gooshy mushy goo? moggy woggy shoogms! google ashiwah!! yesh yer! yesh yer! pooshy wooshy mugy wugims!"

Etymology: pooch:dog + love:affection + speak:langauge

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Primapratil

Created by: Niktionary

Pronunciation: prim-uh-prat-ul

Sentence: My sister does nothing but primapratil to her dog, it's a wonder he doesn't doesn't tell her to "shutty-whaty-uppy-wuppy."

Etymology: primative+prattle

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Critterjitter

Created by: jeatyet

Pronunciation:

Sentence: The dog did not respond to critterjitter, but the cat did.

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Dogguage

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: dog/gwij

Sentence: The language of choice for her three pups was dogguage. Even though it was gobbledygook to everyone else and sounded cutsey-wutsey, her pups were bonded to her and understood every rhyming couplet of her dogguage and loved her for it.

Etymology: dog + language

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