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'But you're just a big, fat pig!'

DEFINITION: v. To find your one, true love but to be unable, or unwilling, to recognize it. n. A perfect match, warts and all.

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Whenpigsfly

Created by: nicoleorndorff

Pronunciation: wen-pigz-flaeh

Sentence: I will love you whenpigsfly.

Etymology: when- a word used to describe time pigs- an animal found on a farm fly- the action of levitating off the ground for a long period of time

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Eschewamour

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: ess-SHEW-ah-mor

Sentence: Without understanding why, Wendell once again found himself wanting to withdraw and eschewamour while at the same time enjoying the advances being made by Cindy and actually craving that sort of companionship.

Etymology: Blend of 'eschew' (to abstain or keep away from; shun; avoid) and 'amour' (Love making; a love affair)

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Bluvness

Created by: fritzgilbert

Pronunciation: B-love-ness

Sentence: Tom was married to his long love Ednis 30 years ago. Today he is now in a state of Bluvness.

Etymology: Bl-as in "blind to" uv-as in "love" Ness-as in the "state of"

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Unloveanize

amirasaudi

Created by: amirasaudi

Pronunciation: un luv a nyz

Sentence: i think me and joe have an unlovanize relationship because we're unable to recoginize our love for each other

Etymology: un- not love- to love anize- recognize

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Sowlmate

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: sow l mayt

Sentence: Porky did not recognize that Bess was his own, true sowlmate because he was sty-mied. When he finally realize what a swine and a boar he had been, he set his heart on bacon her his own.

Etymology: Soulmate (someone for whom you have a deep affinity; lifelong partner) & Sow (female swine)

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Catchtwentytwoing

Created by: zachmiracle

Pronunciation: catch-twantey-tooang

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Etymology: Taken from the novel Catch-22 by Joseph Heller

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Amourignorare

corinnecreason

Created by: corinnecreason

Pronunciation: ah-mor-ig-nor-are

Sentence: To ignore love, or to be too ignorant to see it.

Etymology: Latin/Italian roots

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Disreheartful

Created by: andrewmcshea

Pronunciation: dis ree hart full

Sentence: Those two pigs are very disreheartful of each other. They love each other unconditionally, with their hearts, even though they each have a lot of warts and don't realized they love one another.

Etymology: Disregardful (thoughtless); Heart (the part of the body where love happens)

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COMMENTS:

this is awesome dude!!!!!!! u rock - andrewmcshea, 2012-02-13: 14:52:00

ur a genius boi - andrewmcshea, 2012-02-13: 14:52:00

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Heartofhearing

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: heart/of/hear/ing

Sentence: Jason just didn't listen to his inner feelings, his gut about Jenny, his best friend and confidant, always looking past her to the next disastrous girl-friend on the horizon. He was just heartofhearing.

Etymology: HEARTOFHEARING - play on hard of hearing

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Plooser

Created by: chrispiper

Pronunciation: plo oser

Sentence: This girl was madly in love with this guy but he was just being a plooser. someone who never acknowledged it.

Etymology: p apathy looser failed at love

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Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2010-08-26: 00:03:00
Today's definition was suggested by verbotomy. Thank you verbotomy. ~ James