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'But you're just a big, fat pig!'

DEFINITION: v. To find your one, true love but to be unable, or unwilling, to recognize it. n. A perfect match, warts and all.

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Heartofhearing

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: heart/of/hear/ing

Sentence: Jason just didn't listen to his inner feelings, his gut about Jenny, his best friend and confidant, always looking past her to the next disastrous girl-friend on the horizon. He was just heartofhearing.

Etymology: HEARTOFHEARING - play on hard of hearing

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Discardor

Created by: splendiction

Pronunciation: dis CARD or

Sentence: Helene discardored her relationship with the hideous Sebastien. However, the strange brew of emotions they felt toward each other would tempt her to return to his revoltingly attractive personality, again and again...

Etymology: discardor - From the words discard (to lay aside) and ardor (feel strong passion for).

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Imperaffection

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: impərəfekshən

Sentence: When they first met John & Jane were not attracted to each other. Neither is exactly a runway model but after hanging out for a while imperaffection set in. Beauty may only be skin deep but these two are happy down to their bones.

Etymology: imperfect (faulty) + affection (a gentle feeling of fondness or liking)

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Disinfatuatious

Created by: kathleenlarry

Pronunciation: dis un fat u a shus

Sentence: The mans love for the woman was disinfatuated becuase of the constant ignorance from her.

Etymology: dis meaning not, infatuated- to be filled with a passion of love,

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Missmark

Created by: readerwriter

Pronunciation: mihss-mahrk

Sentence: Petunia felt she must be missmarked. How could Porky not love her? Was she always to be a missmarkee? Maybe she was missmarketing herself? She thought she had been presenting her authentic sow on ehominy, but she was tired of gritting and boaring it. She was determined to go hog wild and set up an account on Snoutbook.

Etymology: Derived from "to miss the mark," an archery term, i.e. not hitting the bull's eye. Middle English = Sin!

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COMMENTS:

Remarkable! - silveryaspen, 2009-02-12: 13:18:00

Unmisstakeably good...shades of the legendary Miss Piggy! - Nosila, 2009-02-12: 22:13:00

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Inflatuated

Created by: kateinkorea

Pronunciation: in FLAT jew A ted

Sentence: His infatuation that was keeping him up at nights quickly became inflatuation as he got that queasy feeling, that knot in his stomach, listening to his friends make pig noises as she walked by. He knew he couldn't do any better than her; she was kind, sweet and smart. But in spite of the fact that he was no 'sight for sore eyes' himself, he had to take a pass. He had been inflatuated.

Etymology: INFATUATED: Having a very strong feeling of love so that you cannot think clearly FLAT:lacking interest or enthusiasm FLATULENCE: An uncomfortable feeling (caused by too much gas in the stomach)

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Kudos for the funniest verbotomy of the day - silveryaspen, 2009-02-12: 13:30:00

He acted in an inflantile manner, for sure! - Nosila, 2009-02-12: 22:15:00

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Obloveous

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: ob luv ee us

Sentence: Bertrand was so obloveous, he failed to notice the admiring looks and attentiveness of his assistant, Wanda. He was a chemical scientist, whose right side of the brain had apparently been gripped too tight by the forceps at birth. He lived for chemical equations, experiments and reactions. She was the faithful, undemanding, caring nerd-girl with a huge IQ and stellar academic career. One day she decided to change her looks and get his under-developed attention once and for all. Some clever cosmetics to bring out her pretty face, a trip to the salon, contact lenses, a new flashy wardrobe and a resultant new sense of confidence turned Wanda from a shy lab-rat into a comic-book heroine. Bertrand knew something was afoot when he walked into work and his thick glasses immediately fogged up (a reaction). Suddenly, the table of elements and properties of inert gases no longer held the same attraction they once did. The new equation featured Wanda in his every thought. He found himself studying the romance poets for inspiration and sprucing up his own physical appearance to be worthy of her attention (an experiment). For the first time in his life, he knew what chemistry between consenting adults really meant.

Etymology: oblivious (failing to notice the obvious;forgetful, inattentive, unmindful of something) & Love (any object of warm affection or devotion;a deep feeling of sexual desire and attraction)

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COMMENTS:

Maybe it was just a case of radioattractivity. - silveryaspen, 2009-02-12: 01:32:00

i try to keep away from the inert gases myself, not to mention the ert ones - galwaywegian, 2009-02-12: 08:46:00

From a shy lab rat to Cinderella! Voila'!! Great word. - Mustang, 2009-02-12: 18:13:00

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Eschewamour

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: ess-SHEW-ah-mor

Sentence: Without understanding why, Wendell once again found himself wanting to withdraw and eschewamour while at the same time enjoying the advances being made by Cindy and actually craving that sort of companionship.

Etymology: Blend of 'eschew' (to abstain or keep away from; shun; avoid) and 'amour' (Love making; a love affair)

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Disreheartful

Created by: andrewmcshea

Pronunciation: dis ree hart full

Sentence: Those two pigs are very disreheartful of each other. They love each other unconditionally, with their hearts, even though they each have a lot of warts and don't realized they love one another.

Etymology: Disregardful (thoughtless); Heart (the part of the body where love happens)

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this is awesome dude!!!!!!! u rock - andrewmcshea, 2012-02-13: 14:52:00

ur a genius boi - andrewmcshea, 2012-02-13: 14:52:00

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Camoflove

Created by: agalexander

Pronunciation: cam-o-fl-ove

Sentence: Annie didnt know it was meant to be with Will because she was camofloved.

Etymology: camo as in camoflauged and love as in love.

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