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'But you're just a big, fat pig!'

DEFINITION: v. To find your one, true love but to be unable, or unwilling, to recognize it. n. A perfect match, warts and all.

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Discardor

Created by: splendiction

Pronunciation: dis CARD or

Sentence: Helene discardored her relationship with the hideous Sebastien. However, the strange brew of emotions they felt toward each other would tempt her to return to his revoltingly attractive personality, again and again...

Etymology: discardor - From the words discard (to lay aside) and ardor (feel strong passion for).

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Eschewamour

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: ess-SHEW-ah-mor

Sentence: Without understanding why, Wendell once again found himself wanting to withdraw and eschewamour while at the same time enjoying the advances being made by Cindy and actually craving that sort of companionship.

Etymology: Blend of 'eschew' (to abstain or keep away from; shun; avoid) and 'amour' (Love making; a love affair)

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Disinfatuatious

Created by: kathleenlarry

Pronunciation: dis un fat u a shus

Sentence: The mans love for the woman was disinfatuated becuase of the constant ignorance from her.

Etymology: dis meaning not, infatuated- to be filled with a passion of love,

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Ignadorant

Created by: jessicadobies

Pronunciation: ig-nuh-dohr-ent

Sentence: The woman was ignadorant to her feelings of true love towards the caring man.

Etymology: ign-: meaning to ignore, coming from the word "ignorant" -ador-: meaning love coming from the word "adore"

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like^ sorry i ran out of votes - andrewmcshea, 2012-02-13: 14:58:00

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Whenpigsfly

Created by: nicoleorndorff

Pronunciation: wen-pigz-flaeh

Sentence: I will love you whenpigsfly.

Etymology: when- a word used to describe time pigs- an animal found on a farm fly- the action of levitating off the ground for a long period of time

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Obloveious

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: ob luv ee us

Sentence: It was like the story of Pigmalion. Prof.Henry Piggins (he of the Swine Lake and Ham-let fame) was obloveious to the fact that his protegee, Miss Eliza Sueylittle (as played by Miss Piggy in the Hollywood movie version) had turned from an experiment into his one true love. Although he was much older than her (his nickname was Jurassic Pork)and an old boar, he was sty-mied that she had turned into sow beautiful a creation. (From a sow's ear into a silk purse, some would say. They would be linked forever and have an oinkredible relationship.

Etymology: Oblivious (unmindful,inattentive) & Love (any object of warm affection or devotion)

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Inflatuated

Created by: kateinkorea

Pronunciation: in FLAT jew A ted

Sentence: His infatuation that was keeping him up at nights quickly became inflatuation as he got that queasy feeling, that knot in his stomach, listening to his friends make pig noises as she walked by. He knew he couldn't do any better than her; she was kind, sweet and smart. But in spite of the fact that he was no 'sight for sore eyes' himself, he had to take a pass. He had been inflatuated.

Etymology: INFATUATED: Having a very strong feeling of love so that you cannot think clearly FLAT:lacking interest or enthusiasm FLATULENCE: An uncomfortable feeling (caused by too much gas in the stomach)

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Kudos for the funniest verbotomy of the day - silveryaspen, 2009-02-12: 13:30:00

He acted in an inflantile manner, for sure! - Nosila, 2009-02-12: 22:15:00

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Missedherright

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: miss der ite

Sentence: Unfortunately her mister right continued on his merry way having missedherright under his (considerable)nose

Etymology: mister right, missed her

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lovely - Jabberwocky, 2009-02-12: 13:16:00

Super Duper! luv it! - silveryaspen, 2009-02-12: 13:31:00

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Blinove

Created by: Atore78

Pronunciation: blie nuv

Sentence: Jerry and Sandy's blinove was suspected by many.

Etymology: Blin from Blind ove from love

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Influbberious

Created by: Xyzcam

Pronunciation: in-phlub-Ear-E-us

Sentence: Micheal was influbberious, he saw me in my cute short shorts hanging all over him and he just didn't even talk to me even when i was infront of him and said hi. :(

Etymology: in ; into flub ; flop obvious ; plain to see

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Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2010-08-26: 00:03:00
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