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'Why? It didn't use to bug you.'

DEFINITION: A personality quirk or habit, which at first blush seems "cute", but which can quickly become so annoying that it undermines personal relationships.

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Endearritating

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: en-deer-it-ay-ting

Sentence: she found his crazy laugh endearritating

Etymology: endearing, irritating

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Habitrude

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: hab-i-TRU-de

Sentence: Among his new-founded friends Bob was looked upon as a quirky, loveable eccentric with a huge helping of idiosyncrasy. Often he would be seen lecturing tourists at the airport on the value of learning to speak Volapuk, or as a habitue sipping coffee at a sidewalk cafe declaring to passers-by his intention to stand for parliament. However his friends soon came to realize that his strange behavior was nothing more than a hideosyncrasy, hammed-up to avoid getting a job. And it didn't take long for them to weary of this pestering plethborer with habitrude.

Etymology: Blending of habit, intrude, rude & attitude

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Unattractic

Created by: Metalflower

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Sentence: The fact that Susan was tapping her fingernails on her teeth when she was bored was such an unattractic to Frank, that he ended the relationship after 5 happy years.

Etymology: unattractive, tic

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Disghabustitsing

Created by: pwincess9430

Pronunciation: disc-hab-ust-it-sing

Sentence: basically discusting + habit in one really long word

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Infatgravating

Created by: lvinning

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Mustuness

Created by: administraitor

Pronunciation: must + you + ness

Sentence: They were a team – they thought and spoke as one. Whenever she started a sentence he would finish it. Until one day, when his mustuness finally drove her to a break up, he kissed himself off before he realized it.

Etymology: "must you!" + an ending

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Stupiditic

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: stew pid it ick

Sentence: In or around the third month of thwe relationship, she realised that what seemed at first like an endearing gesture, winking at her whenever he finished a sentence, was a stupiditic. she realsied now that the only reason he wore platform bootswas to stop his knuckles scraping off the ground as he walked.

Etymology: stupidity, tic

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Automatetic

Created by: Kyoti

Pronunciation: Aww-toe-MATE-tick

Sentence: Sylvia knew that Dewayne's personal scratching was an involutary habitual response to sitting in one place too long, but the sheer repetitiveness of his automatetic was beginning to inspire her to sharpen all the knives, scissors, and axes in the house.

Etymology: Auto (prefix meaning "without thought or effort") + mate (significant other) + tic (muscle twitch)

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COMMENTS:

ha, got my vote...great sentence - remistram, 2007-08-15: 09:40:00

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Breakfastcharms

Created by: Paradox

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Sentence: His soft snoring while sleeping very rapidly turned out to be a breakfastcharm.

Etymology: A combination of "break" (as in "breaking the news"), fast and charms, so not to be confused with breakfast (as in, food) and charms put together.

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Spammettique

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Created by: mythman

Pronunciation: spamm-eh-TEEK

Sentence: His excessive morning gas became a spametique blockout her morning-urge.

Etymology: Monty Python's Flying Circus featured a soundtrack "SPAM-SPAM-SPAM-SPAM ..." that blocked out the desired dialogue.

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