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Petportion
Created by: jedijawa
Pronunciation: pet-poor-shun
Sentence: Alex petportioned his dinner between himself and his dog.
Etymology: pet + apportion
Petluck
Created by: polarpanda
Pronunciation: pet-luck
Sentence: Yeah, this super cute girl asked me to join her for dinner at Chez Panisse tonight, but I think I'm just going to stay home for petluck with Fluffy.
Etymology: like potluck, but with your pet
Divigust
Created by: torgo
Pronunciation: Div-ee-gust
Sentence: Oh yeah, me and my pekinese totally divigust. Larry loves meatloaf.
Etymology: Divi- divide. Gust- meh, sounds foody.
Pestportion
Created by: quippingqueen
Pronunciation: pest/por/shun
Sentence: Perplexed about the "pestportion" that he had been alloted by his hissing not to mention hungry animal companion, Harold put his tail between his legs and walked away rather sheepishly.
Etymology: pest + portion
Specifodder
Created by: IHeartKiwiTarts
Pronunciation: "spee-cee-fod-er"
Sentence: there was much specifodder going on at the thanksgiving table between the guests and the pets.
Etymology: a combination of the words "species" and "fodder"
Petapportion
Created by: Kevcom2007
Pronunciation: pet/uh/pore/chun
Sentence: 'The cat's petapportion was very little to me, and therefore, I am still craving those niblets'
Etymology: Pet + Apportion
Horsdevour
Created by: tinydancer
Pronunciation: horse-de-vower
Sentence: House guests should always pre-notify. Otherwise, like Martin, one may be left with no choice but to let the guests horsdevour the cat food.
Etymology: From the term "hors dourve"
Seniorate
Created by: maxxy
Pronunciation: SEEN-your-ate
Sentence: Down on his luck, Jim seniorated Purina.
Etymology: senior (stereotypical poor folk) + deteriorate
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