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'Come on cat, give me some food!'

DEFINITION: To share food with your pet, or vise versa.

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Hospetality

ubgrud

Created by: ubgrud

Pronunciation: hawz-pet-a-lit-eee

Sentence: "Mwfff!" snuffled Spot as he dove into the plate of roast beef. The guests around the table stared, shocked at the boxer now consuming their dinner. "Aw common everyone... Don't you believe in hospetality?"

Etymology: hospitality with pet instead of pit I also considered house-pet-ality.

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Intervictualism

Created by: danboaz

Pronunciation: inter-vikchyual-ism

Sentence: Stephen though intervictualism was cute but his friends began to stop coming over.

Etymology: interspecies + victuals

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Scoobyscarfing

Created by: Alchemist

Pronunciation: skoo bee skarf ing

Sentence: Last nite my dog and I were scoobyscarfing the last of the popcorn when the phone rang

Etymology: from Scooby Doo (who would sometimes share snax with Shaggy) and scarfing - a slang for wolfing down your food.

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Kibbleconference

Created by: bigfish

Pronunciation: Ki-bul-cun-fur-ens

Sentence: I had a difficult kibbleconference during dinner with my cat.

Etymology: Kibble + Confer

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Doggrubbing

Tobester

Created by: Tobester

Pronunciation:

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Honeylunch

Created by: wysware

Pronunciation: hun-ee-lun-ch

Sentence: I shared a honeylunch with tiddles

Etymology: honey (term of endearment) lunch (meal)

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Petchummer

Created by: cannibalgymnastics

Pronunciation:

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Petsharing

Created by: chrisk2k7

Pronunciation: pet - sher - ing

Sentence: he was ashamed his brother was petsharing again

Etymology: pet + sharing

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Petluck

Created by: polarpanda

Pronunciation: pet-luck

Sentence: Yeah, this super cute girl asked me to join her for dinner at Chez Panisse tonight, but I think I'm just going to stay home for petluck with Fluffy.

Etymology: like potluck, but with your pet

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Beastialeating

Created by: isopraxis

Pronunciation: bee stee al ee ting

Sentence: She let her dog lick icecream out of her mouth because she was totally into beastialeating.

Etymology: beast & eating

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