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'Come on cat, give me some food!'

DEFINITION: To share food with your pet, or vise versa.

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Mastikibble

Created by: Mirandala

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Sentence: When I see a fresh bowl of Meow Mix, I can't help but mastikibble a little.

Etymology: masticate + kibble

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Faunorexia

Created by: ArsMajika

Pronunciation: FAW-nor-ECKS-ee-ah

Sentence: "Call it faunorexia if you want, but these dog biscuits are delicious!"

Etymology: Fauna - animals; Orexis, Greek for "appetite."

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Petshamunch

Created by: ChrisCarrk

Pronunciation: pet/shah/mun/ch

Sentence: Hey Lemmy, lets petshamunch our food!

Etymology: pet-share-munch

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Petchummer

Created by: cannibalgymnastics

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Meowmixandmash

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: mee/ow/mx/nd/mash

Sentence: CatStevens and I start our day every morning by sharing our meowmixandmash potatoes - yummy

Etymology: meow mix + mash

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Divigust

Created by: torgo

Pronunciation: Div-ee-gust

Sentence: Oh yeah, me and my pekinese totally divigust. Larry loves meatloaf.

Etymology: Divi- divide. Gust- meh, sounds foody.

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Beastialeating

Created by: isopraxis

Pronunciation: bee stee al ee ting

Sentence: She let her dog lick icecream out of her mouth because she was totally into beastialeating.

Etymology: beast & eating

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Conspeciophagize

Created by: Trivigo

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Seniorate

Created by: maxxy

Pronunciation: SEEN-your-ate

Sentence: Down on his luck, Jim seniorated Purina.

Etymology: senior (stereotypical poor folk) + deteriorate

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Doggrubbing

Tobester

Created by: Tobester

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