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'Come on cat, give me some food!'

DEFINITION: To share food with your pet, or vise versa.

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Kibbleconference

Created by: bigfish

Pronunciation: Ki-bul-cun-fur-ens

Sentence: I had a difficult kibbleconference during dinner with my cat.

Etymology: Kibble + Confer

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dancemonkey

Created by: dancemonkey

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Dogdish

Created by: Coolfool

Pronunciation: DOG + DISH

Sentence: That fat cat and I dogdished those tukey bones until there wasn't enough left to make a turkey sandwich.

Etymology: Dog, to denote another species, and a common pet, and dished to denote what action was being undertaken. Quick, easy & you know immediately what it is describing. I may begin using it.

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Seniorate

Created by: maxxy

Pronunciation: SEEN-your-ate

Sentence: Down on his luck, Jim seniorated Purina.

Etymology: senior (stereotypical poor folk) + deteriorate

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Mastikibble

Created by: Mirandala

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Sentence: When I see a fresh bowl of Meow Mix, I can't help but mastikibble a little.

Etymology: masticate + kibble

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Pedigreesm

Created by: antonhere

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Sentence: Enough of this pedigreesm, leave you cat alone, go eat normal food, you stupid ass!

Etymology: pedigree

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Iamsbiosis

Created by: Baruch

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Peffet

Created by: hvhtim

Pronunciation: peh-FAY

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Etymology: pet, buffet

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Petchummer

Created by: cannibalgymnastics

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Anifesusten

Created by: neoss

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