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'Come on cat, give me some food!'

DEFINITION: To share food with your pet, or vise versa.

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Mastikibble

Created by: Mirandala

Pronunciation:

Sentence: When I see a fresh bowl of Meow Mix, I can't help but mastikibble a little.

Etymology: masticate + kibble

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Peffet

Created by: hvhtim

Pronunciation: peh-FAY

Sentence:

Etymology: pet, buffet

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Beastialeating

Created by: isopraxis

Pronunciation: bee stee al ee ting

Sentence: She let her dog lick icecream out of her mouth because she was totally into beastialeating.

Etymology: beast & eating

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Petshamunch

Created by: ChrisCarrk

Pronunciation: pet/shah/mun/ch

Sentence: Hey Lemmy, lets petshamunch our food!

Etymology: pet-share-munch

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Nipfeed

Created by: SwabThePoopdeck

Pronunciation: Nip Feed

Sentence: The cat began to nipfeed me. Tastes like fish.

Etymology: Cat Nip + Feed

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Horsdevour

Created by: tinydancer

Pronunciation: horse-de-vower

Sentence: House guests should always pre-notify. Otherwise, like Martin, one may be left with no choice but to let the guests horsdevour the cat food.

Etymology: From the term "hors dourve"

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Kibbleconference

Created by: bigfish

Pronunciation: Ki-bul-cun-fur-ens

Sentence: I had a difficult kibbleconference during dinner with my cat.

Etymology: Kibble + Confer

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Anifoodgest

Created by: Chistinalove

Pronunciation: 'a-n&-'füd -'jest

Sentence: After living with him for a week I discovered he was an anifoodgest.

Etymology: ANIMAL - Latin, from animale, neuter of animalis animate, from anima soul FOOD - Middle English fode, from Old English fOda; akin to Old High German fuotar food, fodder, Latin panis bread, pascere to feed INGEST - Latin ingestus, past participle of i

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Faunorexia

Created by: ArsMajika

Pronunciation: FAW-nor-ECKS-ee-ah

Sentence: "Call it faunorexia if you want, but these dog biscuits are delicious!"

Etymology: Fauna - animals; Orexis, Greek for "appetite."

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Crittersine

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: krit/er/zeen

Sentence: The cat lady enjoyed her crittercine with her feline family.

Etymology: critter + cuisine

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