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'Come on cat, give me some food!'

DEFINITION: To share food with your pet, or vise versa.

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Hospetality

ubgrud

Created by: ubgrud

Pronunciation: hawz-pet-a-lit-eee

Sentence: "Mwfff!" snuffled Spot as he dove into the plate of roast beef. The guests around the table stared, shocked at the boxer now consuming their dinner. "Aw common everyone... Don't you believe in hospetality?"

Etymology: hospitality with pet instead of pit I also considered house-pet-ality.

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Mizuhx

Created by: msokoloffster

Pronunciation: Miz - uhx

Sentence: Christina liked to mizuhx with her dog but not her turtle.

Etymology: Unknown...

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Doggrubbing

Tobester

Created by: Tobester

Pronunciation:

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Kibbleconference

Created by: bigfish

Pronunciation: Ki-bul-cun-fur-ens

Sentence: I had a difficult kibbleconference during dinner with my cat.

Etymology: Kibble + Confer

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Horsdevour

Created by: tinydancer

Pronunciation: horse-de-vower

Sentence: House guests should always pre-notify. Otherwise, like Martin, one may be left with no choice but to let the guests horsdevour the cat food.

Etymology: From the term "hors dourve"

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Petapportion

Created by: Kevcom2007

Pronunciation: pet/uh/pore/chun

Sentence: 'The cat's petapportion was very little to me, and therefore, I am still craving those niblets'

Etymology: Pet + Apportion

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Mastikibble

Created by: Mirandala

Pronunciation:

Sentence: When I see a fresh bowl of Meow Mix, I can't help but mastikibble a little.

Etymology: masticate + kibble

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Meowmixandmash

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: mee/ow/mx/nd/mash

Sentence: CatStevens and I start our day every morning by sharing our meowmixandmash potatoes - yummy

Etymology: meow mix + mash

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Faunorexia

Created by: ArsMajika

Pronunciation: FAW-nor-ECKS-ee-ah

Sentence: "Call it faunorexia if you want, but these dog biscuits are delicious!"

Etymology: Fauna - animals; Orexis, Greek for "appetite."

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Honeylunch

Created by: wysware

Pronunciation: hun-ee-lun-ch

Sentence: I shared a honeylunch with tiddles

Etymology: honey (term of endearment) lunch (meal)

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