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Petportion
Created by: jedijawa
Pronunciation: pet-poor-shun
Sentence: Alex petportioned his dinner between himself and his dog.
Etymology: pet + apportion
Seniorate
Created by: maxxy
Pronunciation: SEEN-your-ate
Sentence: Down on his luck, Jim seniorated Purina.
Etymology: senior (stereotypical poor folk) + deteriorate
Beastfeasting
Created by: babel
Pronunciation: beast-feast-ing
Sentence: Jennifer liked beastfeasting with her golden retrievers, especially when they had just caught a juicy squirrel.
Etymology: beast + feast
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COMMENTS:
This cartoon really cracks me up... that is _exactly_ the face my cat makes when I get anywhere near to its food when it eats... like it is seriously pondering whether to munch you too. - babel, 2006-12-06: 04:41:00
Great! Thanks! - Verbotomy, 2006-12-08: 03:38:00
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Kibbledivvy
Created by: jboehnker
Pronunciation: kib' el div' ee
Sentence: Bob was far too drunk to stumble all the way to the fridge, so he collapsed to the floor and contended himself with a bit of kibbledivvying from Rover's food dish.
Etymology: kibble + divvy
Scoobyscarfing
Created by: Alchemist
Pronunciation: skoo bee skarf ing
Sentence: Last nite my dog and I were scoobyscarfing the last of the popcorn when the phone rang
Etymology: from Scooby Doo (who would sometimes share snax with Shaggy) and scarfing - a slang for wolfing down your food.
Gibittle
Created by: wordmeister
Pronunciation: gi-bi-til
Sentence: As public advocate for the National Gibittle Program, Roger was secretly embrassed that his cat had never actually shared any its food with him.
Etymology: give + bite + vittle = gibittle
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