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'Come on cat, give me some food!'

DEFINITION: To share food with your pet, or vise versa.

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Pedigreesm

Created by: antonhere

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Sentence: Enough of this pedigreesm, leave you cat alone, go eat normal food, you stupid ass!

Etymology: pedigree

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Kibbledivvy

Created by: jboehnker

Pronunciation: kib' el div' ee

Sentence: Bob was far too drunk to stumble all the way to the fridge, so he collapsed to the floor and contended himself with a bit of kibbledivvying from Rover's food dish.

Etymology: kibble + divvy

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Animalimentate

Created by: chris

Pronunciation: ann-ee-mal-ee-men-tayt

Sentence: With the price of pet food these days, it would be a crime not to animalimentate from time to time

Etymology: animal + alimentation (food)

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Beastfeasting

Created by: babel

Pronunciation: beast-feast-ing

Sentence: Jennifer liked beastfeasting with her golden retrievers, especially when they had just caught a juicy squirrel.

Etymology: beast + feast

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COMMENTS:

This cartoon really cracks me up... that is _exactly_ the face my cat makes when I get anywhere near to its food when it eats... like it is seriously pondering whether to munch you too. - babel, 2006-12-06: 04:41:00

Verbotomy Great! Thanks! - Verbotomy, 2006-12-08: 03:38:00

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Honeylunch

Created by: wysware

Pronunciation: hun-ee-lun-ch

Sentence: I shared a honeylunch with tiddles

Etymology: honey (term of endearment) lunch (meal)

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Animalnutrition

Created by: dkrider

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Sentence: John suffered from animalnutrition after a steady diet of kibble for the past three months.

Etymology: animal + malnutrition

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Conspeciophagize

Created by: Trivigo

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Zoosumption

Created by: ahwinters

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Scoobyscarfing

Created by: Alchemist

Pronunciation: skoo bee skarf ing

Sentence: Last nite my dog and I were scoobyscarfing the last of the popcorn when the phone rang

Etymology: from Scooby Doo (who would sometimes share snax with Shaggy) and scarfing - a slang for wolfing down your food.

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Intervictualism

Created by: danboaz

Pronunciation: inter-vikchyual-ism

Sentence: Stephen though intervictualism was cute but his friends began to stop coming over.

Etymology: interspecies + victuals

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