Verboticisms

Created by: bubbos

Pronunciation: Stalk-ob-session

Sentence: After 100 emails she knows she has to stop this stalkobsession before she becomes suicidal

Etymology: Stalker - person who won't stop pestering someone else. Obsession - a scary wanting of something that is unattainable

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Created by: scissorjammer

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Etymology: from Stonewalling

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Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: e/bound

Sentence: Her emails to Jordan were ebounded immediately with the message "Delivery Notification - Failure". She was sure it was deliberate and that she was on the ebound.

Etymology: e + rebound

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Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /ˈkwoʊdənˌkɑly/

Sentence: The quotancholy overtook me mere hours after she left for work. Why hadn't she cleared out enough room in her inbox for the 29 funny videos that I forwarded her?

Etymology: From quota + melancholy

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Created by: grasshopper

Pronunciation: sin/der/gas/ted

Sentence: I have been flabbergasted but I never thought i would be sindergasted

Etymology: sinder/to send, flabbergasted/dumbfounded or taken aback by something

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Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: mah-so-ee-mail-kist

Sentence: Mabel masoemailchisted herself today one last time before giving Chad the old heave ho.

Etymology: masochist + email

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Created by: lumina

Pronunciation: in/box/i/cated

Sentence: Jill was sure Marvin had bought some kind of program that would make it look as though his inbox was too full to accept incoming email. She could not pull away however, having become inboxicated with her love for him.

Etymology: derived from intoxicated: Stupefied or excited by a chemical substance (especially alcohol).

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COMMENTS:

funny! - reverb, 2008-07-25: 17:16:00

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Created by: porsche

Pronunciation: ee/nayld

Sentence: arrgg - enailed again

Etymology: email + nailed

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Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: bou n see blooze

Sentence: The bounceeblues really hurt, especially as this was her first experience of being the bouncee. That's that she cried, I'm finished with e-males forever.

Etymology: bounce blues bouncee as in victim.

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COMMENTS:

maybe she hit the bounceebooze after her rejection and became a bounceebluesboozehound - Jabberwocky, 2007-05-30: 10:50:00

if she fell in an inebriation state, and got a bouncebluesboozebruise? - jadenguy, 2007-05-30: 12:45:00

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Created by: ohwtepph

Pronunciation: DEY - mohn - streyt

Sentence: Shirley was daemonstrated after she saw his inbox flooded with rejection e-mails. She died of suffocation when her tears dried up and turned to salt and was stuck in her nostrils because of the radiation her monitor was emitting. I guess daemonstration could really kill you.

Etymology: daemon [mailer daemon] + demonstrate [to show clearly] + frustrate [to have feelings of discouragement] + devastate

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