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DEFINITION: To smile politely and nod your head while listening to someone, even though you don't understand a word they're saying.
Verboticisms
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Bafflirmation
Created by: Osomatic
Pronunciation: baff + ler + may + shun
Sentence: I never know what she's talking about, but bafflirmations keep me out of trouble.
Etymology: baffle + affirmation
Agreek
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: ah-greek
Sentence: I've given up asking for clarification when my son starts talking astrophysics to me. I can get out of the befuddling one-sided conversation much sooner if I just agreek.
Etymology: agree, it's all Greek to me
Affairmy
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: a-fare-me
Sentence: Titania was often accused of being away with the fairies. Little did they know that she actually was a real life fairy. They thought she was just affairmying.
Etymology: affirm + fairy (as in away with the fairies)
Bobbleize
Created by: KristinA
Pronunciation: bob-bull-eyes
Sentence: Maybe crashing the party wasn't such a good idea afterall. Turns out, it was an awards gala for Slovokian rocket scientists. However, she decided the open bar was worth a little bobbleizing with the guests.
Etymology: To smile and nod, resembling a bobblehead.
Snodzoeasy
Created by: brimuth
Pronunciation:
Sentence: When it's snodzoeasy to understand foreigners, just use a snodzoeasy and they will be impressed with your apparent grasp of their language.
Etymology:
Sminodd
Created by: kellii3
Pronunciation: smi nodd
Sentence: dont you dare sminodd at me !
Etymology: smi - smile nodd - nod
Comprefakehend
Created by: remistram
Pronunciation: kom-pra-fayk-hend
Sentence: When he noticed that her eyes were starting to cross, her face glazing over almost in a trance-like state, he realized she was comprefakehending again.
Etymology: comprehend + fake
Huhgree
Created by: rikboyee
Pronunciation: ha-gree
Sentence: as the conversation turned to the migration habits of horn-tailed marsupials, i realised i would have to huhgree.
Etymology: huh?, agree
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COMMENTS:
If only it had been about ridge-backed amphibians. Good one! - Kyoti, 2007-08-08: 10:26:00
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Wattapatto
Created by: dancer002013
Pronunciation: what-a-pot-o
Sentence: I was just wattapottoing while she was talking!
Etymology: Japan
Fuddlesmirk
Created by: Kyoti
Pronunciation: FUH-dull-smurk
Sentence: Tanya liked Horace, and he was always kind and neatly dressed, but when he started talking to her passionately about quantum applications of perpetual motion energy theories, she was always forced to fuddlesmirk until he stopped.
Etymology: Fuddle (confuse or perplex) + smirk (fake smile)
