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DEFINITION: To smile politely and nod your head while listening to someone, even though you don't understand a word they're saying.
Verboticisms
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Falselisten
Created by: StigAllan
Pronunciation:
Sentence: It is more honest to say you do not underestand then to always falselisten
Etymology:
Dudsmile
Created by: BellaRina
Pronunciation: Duh-D-Smile
Sentence: HE was so annoying so i put my "DudSmile" on it totally worked
Etymology: Dud (for something to be Fake) Smile(a thing you do to be happy) Dudsmile(a Fake feeling of Happiness)
Bafflirmation
Created by: Osomatic
Pronunciation: baff + ler + may + shun
Sentence: I never know what she's talking about, but bafflirmations keep me out of trouble.
Etymology: baffle + affirmation
Affairmy
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: a-fare-me
Sentence: Titania was often accused of being away with the fairies. Little did they know that she actually was a real life fairy. They thought she was just affairmying.
Etymology: affirm + fairy (as in away with the fairies)
Comprefakehend
Created by: remistram
Pronunciation: kom-pra-fayk-hend
Sentence: When he noticed that her eyes were starting to cross, her face glazing over almost in a trance-like state, he realized she was comprefakehending again.
Etymology: comprehend + fake
Agreek
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: ah-greek
Sentence: I've given up asking for clarification when my son starts talking astrophysics to me. I can get out of the befuddling one-sided conversation much sooner if I just agreek.
Etymology: agree, it's all Greek to me
Vaguecilate
Created by: marnee4nothin
Pronunciation: vaeg-si-laet
Sentence: Lilly would vaguecilate whenever George spoke to her about engines.
Etymology: vague + vacilate
Sminodd
Created by: kellii3
Pronunciation: smi nodd
Sentence: dont you dare sminodd at me !
Etymology: smi - smile nodd - nod
Fuddlesmirk
Created by: Kyoti
Pronunciation: FUH-dull-smurk
Sentence: Tanya liked Horace, and he was always kind and neatly dressed, but when he started talking to her passionately about quantum applications of perpetual motion energy theories, she was always forced to fuddlesmirk until he stopped.
Etymology: Fuddle (confuse or perplex) + smirk (fake smile)
Snodzoeasy
Created by: brimuth
Pronunciation:
Sentence: When it's snodzoeasy to understand foreigners, just use a snodzoeasy and they will be impressed with your apparent grasp of their language.
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