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'Look at my earrings.'

DEFINITION: To ask someone to look at one thing, when you really want them to look at another thing, which is better left unspecified.

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Obswerve

Created by: fonka99

Pronunciation: ob-swerve

Sentence: When Marko pointed out someone had come in through the door, I knew he surreptitiously intended for me to obswerve the shapely waitress in the tight fitting top.

Etymology: From observe and swerve

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Askpeering

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: ask/peer/ing

Sentence: As Tallulah Too-Too, pirouetted her way around the bodacious buffet table while tossing out a few gratuitous double-entendres not to mention casually revealing her cleavage over a punch bowl, she realized that her askpeering amorous techniques left a little something to be desired.

Etymology: ask + peering

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Eyeswerve

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: i/swurv

Sentence: When she hit on him at the bar, she used the old eyeswerve move to get his full attention.

Etymology: eye + swerve

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Lookothere

Created by: timmy

Pronunciation: Look o there

Sentence: Lookothere now!

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Narcissulate

Created by: sarrah

Pronunciation: nar-siss-you-late

Sentence: He was narcissulating strongly towards the lamppost, but I knew he really wanted me to check out his new car.

Etymology: narcissism

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Sublimisinterpret

Created by: paperpieces

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Misvisualize

Created by: Fenners

Pronunciation:

Sentence: She misvisualized me as she asked me to look at her earrings, bending over temptingly as she exposed her cleavage more.

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Misdiracktion

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: miss-die-rack-shun

Sentence: his eyes were drawn inevitably downward in what was a stunning piece of misdiracktion

Etymology: misdirection, rack

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Gapeshifting

Created by: johnnyrockett

Pronunciation: Gayp-shif-ting

Sentence: I gapeshifted Tom to look across the street at the drug store so he would see the couple fighting on the street.

Etymology: Gape - to stare with open mouth, as in wonder. Shifting - To move or transfer from one place or position to another.

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Stratexhibit

Created by: tangledupinblue

Pronunciation:

Sentence: He stratexhibited his sleeve, hoping she would notice his bulging bicep.

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Sawsee

Created by: PeteyPeteMcPetey

Pronunciation: Saw-see

Sentence: He had a long hard sawsee at her lovely 'eyes'.

Etymology: Saw. See. Sawsee. Sounds like saucy. See?

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Very clever. - Maureen, 2006-12-29: 21:54:00

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Eyesterbation

IHeartKiwiTarts

Created by: IHeartKiwiTarts

Pronunciation: " I-stir-bay-tion"

Sentence: When I go to bars, I always find someone to eyesterbate me.

Etymology: if i have to explain it...

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Eyevert

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /'I-v&rt/

Sentence: The picture printed on the crotch of his skin-tight pants was clearly just an eyeversion.

Etymology: from eye + divert

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ubgrud LOL. Very good. - ubgrud, 2006-12-29: 14:08:00

Thanks. - ErWenn, 2007-01-11: 20:18:00

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Akuticumon

Created by: Chistinalove

Pronunciation: A - cute - a - come - on

Sentence: She's such a tramp, she's constantly using akuticumon on my boyfriend.

Etymology: A cute come on

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Titamizing

Created by: naturi

Pronunciation: tit-ta-mi-zing

Sentence: he seemed to be admiring the broach pinned on her chest, but he was really titamizing her breast.

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Take a shot at this word in a sentence. I dont think mine fits. - naturi, 2006-12-31: 02:48:00

erasmus - erasmus, 2007-01-02: 09:17:00

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Intituate

Created by: Ahoytheship

Pronunciation: in-tit-you-ate

Sentence: She was intituating him in that low cut dress, no matter how purple her hair was.

Etymology: Insinuate+tit

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Scrutigaze

Created by: egonschiela

Pronunciation: scru-ti-gays

Sentence: Cedric asked Maud to his apartment to scrutigaze his etchings.

Etymology: scruti (nize) to examine; + gaze, to look around

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Diviewsion

celeron450

Created by: celeron450

Pronunciation: die-view-zhun

Sentence: Claire asked John to see if she had a loose seam on the back of her blue jeans, but it was really a diviewsion.

Etymology: diversion, view

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Soliciview

Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: sole-eh-ceh-view

Sentence: Suzanne was could always draw a soliciview by asking men to look at her buttons.

Etymology: solitic + view

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Discracktion

Created by: Sed8ed

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Hiltonequest

Created by: Stump

Pronunciation: hill/tone/equest

Sentence: When Paris makes a hiltonequest nowadays hardly anyone bothers to look.

Etymology: Hilton - from that distinguishe heir of the family Paris and her frequent 'wardrobe malfunctions' & request.

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Optorelocation

Created by: externalmusic

Pronunciation: ohp-toe-ree-low-kay-shun

Sentence: I used optorelocation to get Sam to notice my Brazilian butt lift, by asking him if I had sat in some gum!

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Subview

Created by: ahwinters

Pronunciation: sub-viuw

Sentence: Her purple lipstick was an excuse for her to have othen women subview her better parts.

Etymology: sub (under) + view

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Sedversion

Created by: polvicski

Pronunciation:

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Etymology: seduce/ divert

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Suductocence

Created by: Partario

Pronunciation: soo-duct-oh-sense

Sentence: "She had a particular flair of suductocense about her"

Etymology: Suduction + innocence = suductocence

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Flance

Created by: hairydoginparis

Pronunciation: flants

Sentence: The woman flanced me with her earrings, when she wanted me to look at her breast.

Etymology: flaunt+fool+glance

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Fauxfocalism

Created by: ladledarling

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Lookahire

Created by: eduyayo

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Peeritis

Created by: bghicks

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Distractiview

Created by: Hjason

Pronunciation: dis-tract-i-view

Sentence: I was distractiviewed from his nose by his strangely enormous hands.

Etymology: distract+view

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Fishingleer

Created by: bohdel

Pronunciation:

Sentence: She used a fishingleer to pick up guys at the bar. "Just look at how I spilt this on my shirt," she'd say, "I'll never be able to wear it again."

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Saloppe

Created by: taftouf

Pronunciation:

Sentence: i saloppe you lol omg omg

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- taftouf, 2006-12-31: 05:14:00

omg - taftouf, 2006-12-31: 05:14:00

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Focalredirection

Created by: stormee

Pronunciation: Foe-cool-ree-direction

Sentence: Amy used focalredirection to direct the man to look at her ample chest.

Etymology: Focal: To look or see. Redirection: To direct attention to a particular area.

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Eyeaside

Created by: Maureen

Pronunciation: eye - a - side

Sentence: Please come and eyeaside the view from the bathroom while I take a shower.

Etymology: From eye as in to view something and aside to take attention away from an object

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Jailbaitenswitch

Created by: adobrodt

Pronunciation: jail-bay-ten-swich

Sentence: Jenny preferred her method of jailbaitenswitch to other girls' more direct methods.

Etymology: from jailbait and 'bait and switch'

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Very creative. - dstorm78, 2006-12-29: 18:31:00

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Peripherequest

Created by: kryptik

Pronunciation: per-ih-fer-ee-kwest

Sentence: Angela kept asking him about her necklace even as she was falling out of her own dress. It was such a blatant peripherequest!

Etymology: From the words 'periphery' and 'request'

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Duplicisplay

Created by: IanArcher

Pronunciation:

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Etymology: from "duplicitous" and "display"

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Sublure

Created by: Manhattan

Pronunciation: Sub-lour

Sentence: The woman was playing him for stupid, making sure he wasn't aware of her tactics to sublure him.

Etymology: The prefix sub- + the word lure

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Lookiethere

Created by: burnvictim

Pronunciation: look-e-there

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Glancedancing

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: glance dancing

Sentence: At the company picnic, Jane got guys to go glancedancing at her butt by bending over and pointing out weeds in the lawn.

Etymology: glance, dance

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Misgazer

Created by: lokiago

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Plexiview

Created by: ancientSept

Pronunciation: plex-e-vee-yoo

Sentence: She asked him to plexiview her earrings.

Etymology: PLexiglas and view!

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Voyurwish

highwireart

Created by: highwireart

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Difostentate

Created by: grammatically

Pronunciation: dif-os-TEN-tate

Sentence: Jim kept trying to difostentate towards his belt when I knew he wanted to show off something else.

Etymology: "dif" from root DIFFERENT; "osten" from root OSTENTATIOUS

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Taintalize

Created by: maxxy

Pronunciation: TAYNT-a-lyz

Sentence: Eager to show off his new hairline, but ashamed to admit he wore a toupee, Jim taintalized his friends with a new pair of gold aviator specs.

Etymology: tain't (as in, "Tain't funny, McGee) + tantalize

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Pervoy

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: perv-oi

Sentence: She had a reputation as a pervoyeur, enticing men to view her "charms" by asking them to look at her etchings.

Etymology: purvey (supply, offer) + voyeur (one who enjoys watching especially sexual acts) + perv (colloq. taking a look at someone's physical attractions)

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Fooltalk

Created by: kevinrio

Pronunciation: fool talk

Sentence: She's excellent at fooltalking guys ;)

Etymology: fool + talk

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Cameleize

erasmus

Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: its just wrong...

Sentence: camellia always wanted men to cameleize at her.

Etymology: from chameleon to look in two separate directions at the same time

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Poutificate

Created by: mickey666

Pronunciation: phonetically

Sentence: She smiled as he ate and asked him "Do you like my dumplings"?

Etymology: pout is a facial gesture and when used to convey a double entendre becomes poutification

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Alterexibition

Created by: seifip

Pronunciation: alter exibition

Sentence: She's alterexibiting her earrings to everyone but strangely, noone notices them. Wasn't it because of her beautiful low cut dress?

Etymology: alternative + exibition

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Flauntation

Created by: Carole

Pronunciation:

Sentence: In order to get the part in the flick, a great amount of flauntation was necessary.

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- Carole, 2007-01-01: 18:18:00

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Deflassetogle

Created by: wiccanfey

Pronunciation: de-flah-set-ooh-gul

Sentence: Pamela Anderson always comes off as deflassetogling.

Etymology: Deflect, assets, ogle

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Leerbait

Created by: Pipeski

Pronunciation:

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Etymology: Leer + bait (oddly enough)

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Substatraction

Created by: Javeson1

Pronunciation: sub stih track shun

Sentence: girls are very good at substitraction, such as the one in this picture.

Etymology: substitute + attraction

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Divriage

Created by: Lyokia

Pronunciation: div-ree-ahge

Sentence: She divriaged his attention to get him to notice her over his wife.

Etymology: from diverage

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Misdirbreastion

Created by: bondfool

Pronunciation: Mis-dur-breh-shtyun

Sentence: She tried using misdirbreastion on me, but I knew what she wanted me to see.

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Eyepopping

Created by: josje

Pronunciation: ipopping

Sentence: your hanging earrings are eyepopping big

Etymology: if you see something your eyes donĀ“t believe seeing

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Divhersion

Created by: dstorm78

Pronunciation: Div-Her-Shun

Sentence: John fell prey to Mandy's divhersion when she asked for a raise.

Etymology: A play on the word diversion and the inclusion of the pronoun 'her', since it is generally assumed that a woman would commit this act. It could be supposed that 'divhesion' might also be an acceptable use.

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Diflirticate

Created by: Bulletchewer

Pronunciation: dy-flur-ti-kate

Sentence: She used her new boots to diflirticate from the shortness of that killer skirt.

Etymology: From "divert", "flirt" and the "icate" bit is for the connotations of "selfish, catty person" (i-cat yes, pretentious, I know). Plus "-icate" is a great suffix for such a compelling verb.

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Sedopticile

Created by: currentlyinsolitude

Pronunciation: said-op-ti-sile

Sentence: When she had her boob job done, she sedopticiled him by asking him to look at her lipstick, while wearing a low-cut shirt.

Etymology: American

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Ascramalalodge

Created by: Slicer

Pronunciation: Ass-cra-llama-lodge

Sentence: If one ascramalalodges, they are flogged.

Etymology: The sound of one caveman beating another caveman over the head for staring at his wife.

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Ducoexhibeo

ubgrud

Created by: ubgrud

Pronunciation: duke-oh-ex-hib-eeooo

Sentence: She leaned over the table, pointing at a menu item. Clearly a ducoexhibeo. Clever girl.

Etymology: From latin: duco: to charm, influence, mislead, draw in. exhibeo: show or demonstrate

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