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DEFINITION: n. The stars, lights and birds that circle your head when you hit it REALLY hard. v. To watch the stars that circle your head after impact.
Verboticisms
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Concusstellation
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: kon kus stel lay shun
Sentence: When the craniologists were experimentinmg with head blows, they were surrounded by a concusstellation.
Etymology: Concussion (an injury to the brain caused by a blow) & Constellation (a configuration of stars)
Bigbangbirds
Created by: mweinmann
Pronunciation: beeg + baang + berdz
Sentence: Martin Purple kept finding ways to inflict blunt trauma to his head....He referred to it as bigbangbirds because afterwards, he would see Starlings, Robins, Cardinals and best of all, little colorful Hummingbirds joyfully dancing around his head.
Etymology: A Play on Big Bang Theory + Big + Bang + Birds >>>Big (above average in size or number or quantity or magnitude or extent)Bang (strike violently,the swift release of a store of affective force) Birds (warm-blooded egg-laying vertebrates characterized by feathers and forelimbs modified as wings) Big Bang Theory (The theory that the universe was once clustered and at the 'beginning' it exploded out, as shown by the fact that objects are still moving)...In this case, those objects happen to be birds!!
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COMMENTS:
got a big bang out of this creation! - silveryaspen, 2009-02-19: 12:27:00
BEAUTIFUL construction, M. - metrohumanx, 2009-02-23: 00:41:00
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Traumastrology
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: trouməəsträləjē
Sentence: Sidney (aka Lumpy) is working on a new field of study, traumastrology. It is the study of how a person is effected by the alignment of the stars that occur just after a blow to the head. He has worked for years to perfect just the right whack to the noggin. Too little and there are no stars, too much and the ability to gather data is lost. His theory is that a Pisces would react differently than a Taurus to the same concussive event. He may never know. He just can't seem to recruit test subjects. Friends think he has studied a bit too much on his own.
Etymology: trauma (physical injury) + astrology (the study of the movements and relative positions of celestial bodies interpreted as having an influence on human affairs and the natural world)
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COMMENTS:
like it - galwaywegian, 2009-02-19: 05:47:00
The science of the 2X4. Love it! - wayoffcenter, 2009-02-19: 06:46:00
Good one. - Mustang, 2009-02-19: 20:51:00
Deja vu all over again...where do you get your inspiration??? - Nosila, 2009-02-20: 01:40:00
nice... - mweinmann, 2009-02-20: 08:00:00
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Starhead
Created by: Gadgetmo
Pronunciation:
Sentence: He's hit his head so hard that he sees stars.
Etymology:
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COMMENTS:
Welcome. You get points for filling in all three. See scoring under News/Help. - silveryaspen, 2009-02-19: 12:34:00
That's EXACTLY what happened to me. Good word, G-mo! I hope to see more. - metrohumanx, 2009-02-23: 00:48:00
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Stardazing
Created by: feltcap
Pronunciation: stär'gāz'
Sentence: As he clambered to his feet after taking the blow he wondered briefly it she was worth it, a dizzy feeling overtaking him from head to toe as he began stardazing, his vision blurring and limbs going numb.
Etymology: stargazing- observation of the stars, daze - to stun, as with a heavy blow or shock
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COMMENTS:
Welcome. Puntastic creation! - silveryaspen, 2009-02-20: 00:46:00
CLEVER! Promise him anything, but give him a CLOUT! - metrohumanx, 2009-02-23: 00:43:00
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Stardazing
Created by: Negatrev
Pronunciation: Star-Daze-ing
Sentence: After running head first into the low beam, Albert was left Stardazing.
Etymology: From Stargazing, to watch stars, altered with the state to be dazed.
Parcarking
Created by: rogueybear
Pronunciation: Par - kah - king
Sentence: "Hey dude, I'm really parcarking over here, I think I like it"
Etymology: From the common spoonerism of 'car park', especially the confusion that one feels after saying it.
Dizzgazing
Created by: Meganja
Pronunciation: Diz-gay-zing
Sentence: After the line drive hit me in the forehead, I was dizzgazing for hours afterwards.
Etymology:
Galachesy
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: gal ake see
Sentence: She was a very strong gal, one punch from her would take him to another galachesy.
Etymology: galaxy, ache (sorry about the gal pun as well!)
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COMMENTS:
there's a gal in your name as well - Jabberwocky, 2009-02-19: 10:40:00
great fun sentence and word! - silveryaspen, 2009-02-19: 12:30:00
Yeah, she was a KNOCKOUT! - metrohumanx, 2009-02-23: 00:50:00
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Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by metrohumanx. Thank you metrohumanx. ~ James
I must have been in a sort of time-warp chronoanomaly when this one came down the pike, because i missed it completely. Very rich trove of Verbotomisms, though! Carry on!
Today's definition was suggested by metrohumanx. Thank you metrohumanx. ~ James
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