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DEFINITION: v.tr. To join a line-up of people just because the line is there, even though you have no idea what line is for.
Verboticisms
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Waitism
Created by: remistram
Pronunciation: wayt-is-um
Sentence: Waitism, enormous patience, and comfortable shoes go hand in hand.
Etymology: The practice and system of extreme waiting
Anticiwait
Created by: Osomatic
Pronunciation: ant + tiss + ih + wait
Sentence: I've got nothing better to do today, I can anticiwait in this line - it could be something good!
Etymology: anticipate + wait
Linepup
Created by: ziggy41
Pronunciation: Line-pup
Sentence: As I drew nearer to the exit, I noticed a line forming to my right. I immediately linepupped it without thinking. It turned out they were selling prune-asparagus juice.
Etymology: Line up (to get into a line) + pup (a baby dog that regularly follows someone)
Queueriosity
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: curiosity
Sentence: Gavin's queueriosity eventually led to his downfall. He joined a police line-up and was identified by the witness as the offender.
Etymology: queue + curious
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COMMENTS:
he'll be queuelling his heels for a while then! - galwaywegian, 2007-06-25: 07:35:00
Queueriouser and queueriouser... - Clayton, 2007-06-25: 09:21:00
I swear that I hadn't read your word before I wrote my sentence. - ErWenn, 2007-06-25: 12:27:00
He was thrown in the queueler by the judge. - petaj, 2007-06-26: 03:05:00
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Queueincide
Created by: Clayton
Pronunciation: kyoo-in-SAHYD
Sentence: Jorge had a tendency to queueincide unexpectedly. Some even called him queuepricious.
Etymology: queue + coincide
Alignternize
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: a/line/er/ize
Sentence: The only way Freddy could meet people was to join a random line and talk to people because they were a non-moving captive audience forced to listen to him. He would alignternize himself every time he came across people queueing up for anything.
Etymology: line + align + fraternize
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COMMENTS:
The spelling of my word should be'alignternize' - Stevenson0, 2007-06-25: 19:08:00
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Queuepidity
Created by: jrogan
Pronunciation: queuepidity
Sentence: He fluttered with anticipation when saw the line stretching around the corner. What were they waiting for? And then surrendered to his queuepidity. Tow hours later he received a coupon for a free coffee. He was thrilled!
Etymology: queue + cupid + stupid
Quepulsion
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: kyoōpəlshən
Sentence: If there is a line Ken can hardly contain his urge to jump in. He found true ecstasy when he took his quepulsion to Disney World. Without even knowing what each line was leading to he stood for hours, sometimes vacating a line before taking a particular ride to join a different line. Good thing he went on his own.
Etymology: queue (a line or sequence of people or vehicles awaiting their turn to be attended to or to proceed) + compulsion (an irresistible urge to behave in a certain way)
Iline
Created by: grahaff
Pronunciation: i-line
Sentence: I iline all the time, not knowing it. It is such an unusual habit for me. I just line up, if I know what it's for or not.
Etymology: I- myself line- to line up
Inquisitosy
Created by: bubbos
Pronunciation: in-qwi-si-toe-see
Sentence: My grandma is extremely inquisitosy. Especially if they're giving away free samples of face cream.
Etymology: Inquisitory + nosy
Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by remistram. Thank you remistram! ~ James
Clayton - 2007-06-25: 09:00:00
Hey James... couple of things. First, my word isn't showing up, but it says it was saved. Second, is this the URL that Verbotomy Text will be located everyday? Or will the address change?
Clayton - 2007-06-25: 09:02:00
Hmm... buggy. Okay, scratch that. My word showed up, but now the other two words that were here are now missing, replaced by two different words. Very strange.
Hi Clayton, Yes I am in the middle of rebugging the system, so things may be a bit "strange" today...
Clayton - 2007-06-25: 09:38:00
Quite all right. I'm just a bit confused as to how to see the other words. Best of luck bugging out. =P
You can see the some of the words at: http://www.verbotomy.com/challenge.php and some others at http://www.verbotomy.com/verboticisms.php?jid=line. And so it goes...
Today's definition was suggested by remistram. Thank you remistram. ~ James